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20↑ || nsfw || gore || 🦈🐬 || caution wet floor

[deaddovetaxidermist]

Hi! I’m not sure if you’ll ever see this, as I assume you’re no longer into TWST/flojei. However I just wanted to say I loved all your fics (especially the Jade centric ones) so much! I was obsessed with black chanterelles back in 2023, and I just recently reread it. Thank you so much for what you contributed!! :)

Oh geez, hello there! I did see it! Contrary to what it may seem like, none of my accounts are abandoned, haha...

I wouldn't say I'm not into twst or flojei anymore, and the fics will definitely be finished, too. I could try to make a dozen excuses about why it's been literal years, but, honestly, none are adequate. I've just been creatively drained, both in drawing and writing and barely noticed the time passing.

But thank you anon, maybe this will be just what I needed to kick my ass back into gear. I've been dreading having to reread the story so far to catch up, but if you survived it then surely so will I!

Although RE9 coming out and bringing back my fave in the big 2026 has somewhat diverted my attention, not going to lie. I'll be good about it, though.

So, again, thank YOU for reading, then and now!

I will be back, I promise!

[cobble-stone]

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full of eggs!jei (can be mpreg or ⚥🐬)

(there will probably be more)

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and a very unsuspicious 2025 too! ✨

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happy NU!! year!

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devil 😈 jei to go with my stupid fic

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streamer AU me and @lifetrimmed talked about ages ago thank you, jade!

some extra lore bc there's too much:

jade doesn't stream but has two magitube(?) channels, one for terrarium scaping and one for fancy coffee/tea brewing.

cheka gets unrestricted&unsupervised internet access whenever he visits his uncle so leona can sleep.

azul is floyd's manager (and idia's). he acquires (and apologizes to) their sponsors, jade helps sometimes.

lilia&jade have mod roles and act worse than anyone else in chat.

floyd's streams are surprisingly child-friendly most of the time.

[deaddovetaxidermist]

goretober pt 3 – freak show | chains

"A-ha, so squishy and fluffy! I bet his previous owner fed him real good. Or maybe tasted good? Quick, come get a look at this big scary wolf while his coat is still shiny!"

When they had thrown him into the mermaids' wagon, he'd been expecting to die before the break of dawn. Yet their gnarly teeth never did more than grin at him, mocking and eager. They were sick and starving, but not stupid. His flesh could only fill their bellies once, but bending it to the will of the gawking crowd would ensure they got fed for as long as coins kept rolling. Most wolves would prefer death over surrendering their pride, sacrificing their dignity for a bucket of rotting fish, but clearly the sentiment was not shared across species and choice no longer his to make.

"Why, his pelt is truly the silkiest I have ever seen, and as pure as the untouched ice of the north! Such a lush and soft tail, too — but let us move this aside for now, yes? We absolutely cannot have our audience's view obstructed..."

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goretober pt 2 – amputation | to the bone

running fast is not worth much if you don't watch your step.

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goretober pt 1 - decay | creature beyond recognition

not really gore but i'm very low on inspiration and this jumped at me. ambiguous eel, insert your fave here <3

[deaddovetaxidermist]

goretober this year yes

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Just found out about grilled capelin fish (they are eaten with the eggs inside) and I was inmediatly reminded of your fic

yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy

i'm so sorry for how long this took, anon. but thank you so, so much for this amazing prompt! i'll definitely do more like this now~

[deaddovetaxidermist]

it was not, in fact, the hard drive connection cable that broke, but the SSD itself. alas, i got a new one now. with the help of @lifetrimmed i even got my tablet working again

cons: all my art not uploaded anywhere is gone pros: the down arrow key is somehow working again?

[deaddovetaxidermist]

i just want to throw out a quick apology to the anon who sent me that really good ask that i definitely want to draw something to, i just didn’t have a lot of time lately and now that i went to touch my computer for the first time in weeks i realized it’s not starting properly.

if i am extremely lucky it’s just the hard drive connection cable thing again, but i currently have no means to check whether the drive itself is fine.

it’s coming one day, i promise

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「Countless photophores line the inside of this species’ mouth, each exhibiting a unique complex pattern. While hunting behavior has never been observed in its natural habitat, this is believed to help with attracting and confusing prey, distracting it from the translucent teeth.」

words cannot describe how different this looks on the screen i drew it on as opposed to literally every other device. i tried to tweak it but. just sad.

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happy international eel day AND international museum day to ME who has to work and cannot finish this picture on time

[lifetrimmed]

(belated) MAID DAYYYY

A dog tamer and his tsundere puppy for the special event hehehehhe (⁠๑⁠¯⁠◡⁠¯⁠๑⁠)

Collab with @deaddovetaxidermist like usual LOL

Idea by DDT, sketch by me, lineart by DDT, coloring by both of us.... So basically we tossed the csp file back and forth lol