Vaguely Goblin

17 - They/Them - im a feral little goblin who likes rocks and moss

[literallyaflame]

oh, the sweet irony of his death. designed for this life—yet never meant to endure it

[walrusofdoom]

What happened?

[literallyaflame]

i dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub :(

[screenshotsofdespair]

[foreveriallyzombified]

experiencing deep, painful, ball-quaking laughter finding excerpts of my creative writing from age 7

[foreveriallyzombified]

Chup 3

Whoah! Mom taught me how 2 Say “Bitch”. Well, ɪ Knew it already

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[carouselcometh]

I’m a Barbie girl trapped in the abandoned mine shafts

[valtsv]

sorry my evil serial killer warehouse doesn't have meat hooks so i'm going to hang you on one of these is that okay

[valtsv]

voted most likely to stumble out of the woods onto the highway 10 years after i went missing covered in blood that isn't my own with no memory of how i ended up like that

[valtsv]

and then you almost hit me with your car but you manage to swerve at the last second so you honk your horn yell at me to watch where i'm going but i just keep staring blankly at you and the blood on my face and in my hair and on my hands isn't quite dry and your words trail off and die in your throat and you start to feel just a little bit afraid but you offer me a ride into town anyway because you feel bad for shouting at me

[valtsv]

and then i'm in the car and you put down some plastic bags so i don't get blood on your upholstery but you can smell it thick and metallic in the air and i still don't say a word and you try to make small talk and ask me if i want to charge the radio station but i just keep staring straight ahead expressionlessly with no sign of stopping and you soon run out of small talk and so we drive on in silence in the dark and you keep your eyes on the road but you can feel when my own turn to look at you instead

[valtsv]

and then we make out, obviously

[wordfather]

fictional man i'd tuck into bed and kiss goodnight vs fictional man i'd knock out cold in one solid punch

[wordfather]

favorite takes on this post so far:

-they're the same person

-they're boyfriends

[daftpatience]

if this was a fully rendered comic i bet itd do well but i cant be bothered to draw stuff

[dearest-starboy]

opposite energy of this

[love]

by David Shrigley

[radiofreederry]

[thegreatgrumbolia]

[dilfosaur]

“please don’t let the new starter pkmn become bipedal” nah dude let sprigatito turn into incineroar’s twunk bf

[wizardysseus]

“people on this site only talk about characters they’re shipping and aus they’re writing” yes congratulations you have located the shipping characters & writing aus website

[professorsparklepants]

#that is like: “why doesn’t anyone talk about current events in this salamander biology journal” GEE I WONDER WHY (via @melongumi)

[kristina100000]

before i go my favorite tweet ever im crying

[transfemininomenon]

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

[petalpetal]

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

[shalpilot]

what?

[petalpetal]

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

[anonymous-ivplay]

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]