She Said What Now?

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ollie: why does everyone think i have no sense

me: i mean probably because you keep corpses in your home

ollie: i didn't even tell him it was corpse water god! he just thinks it's fertilizer or something!

me: honey i'm just referring to the fact that you even have corpse water

ollie: g o d

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cannibalism is vanilla

@mettampora

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listen. cave/cronus will forever be a good ship

@mettampora

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idk man licking a butthole just seems so... intimate??? like its a place that hardly anyones even seen and most ppl are kinda like "wehhh no my buttholes gross and weird" and u can just be like "no, ur butthole is beautiful and i luv it" and ughhhh rimjobs are just so cute and romanticcc

@deadlycrocker

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Do gems have buttholez

@deadlycrocker

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actually she's only double fisting popsicles

deadlycrocker

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Hhhhhhh grey pubes

deadlycrocker

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-PUTS WHEATLEY UP MY BUTT IN PROTEST-

deadlycrocker

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MY VAGINAS OUT OF CONTROL AND I CANT STOP IT

deadlycrocker

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DROWN ME IN OLD MAN PEE

deadlycrocker

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i dont want a butthole competition here

deadlycrocker

[lhoneygod]

id fuck a van gogh painting

my girlfriend, tumblr user deadlycrocker

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[4:29:02 PM] Deadly: ive been thinking really hard about what u said about falling a sleep with a peen in my mouth tho. like i used to suck my thumb without biting it off so it would probably be safe??? and very nice and cozy. i should not have stopped sucking my thumb, i shouldve just switched to peens

[4:29:50 PM] Meowllu: ddeaddly

[4:30:39 PM] Deadly: like not a big peen just a small cute peen

[4:30:58 PM] Meowllu: ddeaddly

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[6:40:43 AM] Deadly: im still sitting here having fluffy thoughts about it tho like ahhh can u just picture them being at work for like days sleeping at their desks and then they finally see the outdoors and theres a rainbow and they smooch and woW I WAS NOT KIDDING ABOUT HOW DESPERATE I AM

[6:41:04 AM] Meowllu: ddeaddly

[6:41:08 AM] Meowllu: ddeaddly

[6:41:09 AM] Meowllu: no

[6:41:23 AM] Meowllu: that was an intentionally awful ddrabble

[6:41:26 AM] Meowllu: what is wrong with u

[6:41:34 AM] Deadly: I KNOW

[6:41:41 AM] Deadly: I NEED MORE BALDMANN THO

[6:41:57 AM] Meowllu: i am so ddisappointedd

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[8:25:52 PM] Deadly: u should post close ups of peen holes for me tho theyre a very underappreciated part of the peen [8:26:01 PM] Meowllu: no [8:26:06 PM] Deadly: ;_;

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IT'S A SEXY MELON THO

deadlycrocker