Hetero Humor™
Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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oozey mess
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
RMH
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Hetero Humor™
Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Still one of the best theme songs in the history of theme songs
im SCREAMIBG
YOU ARE KIDDING ME
You Loyal
I’m Gay. That Means I Have AIDs, Right? - Originally published on Narratively - June 2016
and the disappointment when you do remember
why b99 season 4 gives me life
Jake and Amy getting through Florida
Gina becoming a part of Charles’s family
jake and rosa’s friendship
the fact amy and rosa stuck together while jake was in Florida
“gross!! rosa, those are our dads!”
we finally met Kylie. like four years later guys. we did it.
Gina got hit by a bus and she didn’t even break her stride (aint nothing gonna slow her down)
doug judy came back and kicked ass
“go to sleeeep daddy’s deaadd but his ghost’s always watching….”
the squad tackled racism like terry tackles firemen (strongly and efficiently)
Amy Santiago is gonna be a sergeant
Jake and Amy’s relationship is so supportive and healthy i genuinely want to cry somethings
“ITS TEDDY. FROM JAZZ BRUNCH”
charles has a son now and he’s a great father, super supportive and learning things about his child’s native country
the show went from having fat jokes in season 1 to having an episode arc where Terry relates getting “emotionally healthy”
jake not letting amy compromise her dream’s for his sake because her dreams are also his dreams
feel free to add ur own but basically this entire show is a blessing but this season is a treasure
Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
Long ass posts
Gotta get that good luck
Why not?
Cool
Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone?
i can confirm that this is actually how being gay works
The Get Down Appreciation Week Day 3: Favorite relationship → Shao & Zeke
Fandometrics In Depth: Overwatch Edition
One year ago today, Overwatch was released by Blizzard Entertainment. The game had an immediate and overwhelming impact on Tumblr, and the #overwatch tag was quickly flooded with animated shorts, comics, fan art, and, of course, toddler approval of Junkrat.
To mark this anniversary of this game-to-end-all-games, we’ve analyzed millions of posts from May 23, 2016—May 18, 2017 to precisely identify the most talked about Overwatch characters and ships. Enjoy.
Overwatch is huge
During this 358 day period, the #overwatch tag alone garnered nearly 150 million engagements. It was the second most trending tag during this time. That’s trendier than every TV show and film, and even bigger, more generic tags like #GIF (No. 5) and #art (No. 7). The next highest trending video game-related tag was #Pokémon, at No. 20.
Overwatch made its debut on the Fandometrics Video Games list on March 14th, 2016 at No. 16, more than two months before the game was even released. On May 9, 2016 Overwatch jumped a solid ten spots to No. 2. The following week, it was No. 1. It reigned supreme until July 11th, 2016, when it was kicked out by Pokémon Go. Currently Overwatch has had a 29-week streak at No. 1, beating the previous record for time at the top of the Video Games list by two months (and counting). Undertale topped off at just 21 weeks.
Top Characters
We did a full breakdown of all 24 character’s total engagements based on class. The highlights? Reaper had the most likes and reblogs, Junkrat had the most searches and Mercy had the most original posts. The details? Below:
Top Offense Heroes
Reaper | 20.07%
Tracer | 15.82%
McCree | 15.08%
Genji | 14.16%
Sombra | 12.84%
Soldier: 76 | 11.70%
Pharah | 10.33%
Top Defense Heroes
Junkrat | 32.36%
Hanzo | 24.44%
Widowmaker | 21.93%
Mei | 13.71%
Bastion | 4.53%
Torbjörn | 3.03%
Top Tank Heroes
D.Va | 39.12%
Roadhog | 21.25%
Zarya | 14.72%
Reinhardt | 13.76%
Orisa | 5.85%
Winston | 5.30%
Top Support Heroes
Mercy | 43.31%
Zenyatta | 20.83%
Lúcio | 19.22%
Symmetra | 15.92%
Ana | 0.73%
Top Non-Playable Characters
Efi Oladele | 52.71%
Athena | 18.11%
Doomfist | 11.47%
Tekhartha Mondatta | 10.01%
Katya Volskaya | 4.61%
Emily | 3.09%
Top Ships
With more than 20 characters, Overwatch fandom is rife for shipping. You can find a ship chart for just about any combination you can think of—a possible 276 unique combinations. For the sake of brevity, we highlighted just the top 10:
McHanzo, McCree x Hanzo | 35.03%
Reaper:76, Reaper x Soldier:76 | 17.03%
Pharmercy, Pharah x Mercy | 12.69%
Widowtracer, Widowmaker x Tracer | 9.08%
Roadrat, Roadhog x Junkrat | 8.82%
Genyatta, Genji x Zenyatta | 6.76%
Gency, Genji x Mercy | 5.84%
Meihem, Mei x Junkrat | 2.48%
Mercykill, Mercy x Reaper | 1.17%
Mercy76, Mercy x Soldier:76 | 1.10%
Want more Overwatch?
The fan art and headcanons (Gremlin D.Va, anyone?) that people share across Tumblr are an excellent way to keep a steady stream of Overwatch flow in your dashboard:
Overwatch Fan Art (@overwatch-fan-art), curating the best fan art from across the web
Overwatch memes (@overwatchmemes), for all the best humor from the game
Totally Canon Overwatch Quotes (@incorrect-overwatch-quotations) for conversations you know totally happened.
The parallel to end all parallels
Okay guys, listen up, because I’m about to fuck you up with some knowledge.
So we all know under Dabb’s reign, we’ve seen a multitude of parallels. Season 12 has been chock-full of callbacks from earlier seasons: characters, scenes, props, etc. We saw it with the colt, with Mary’s return, Bobby’s return, “[insert parent name here] went on a hunting trip, and [they] haven’t been home in a few days”. We’ve had Dean and Cas paralleled with Sam and Eileen, Dean and Cas paralleled with Cain and Colette, Dean referred to as Cas’s “human weakness” by Ishim…I mean really, at this point they’re endless. I could make hundreds of posts about the parallels, particularly in regard to Dean and Cas, but I won’t because frankly, there are better meta writers than me on the tumblrverse and they’ve already been done to death.
see @tinkdw and @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper, seriously those guys’ blogs have some seriously incredible information, metas, and I thoroughly enjoy reading literally everything they have to say.
What I want to talk about is Cas’s last scene in the finale. Here we see Cas enter the alternate universe, despite Sam and Dean already being there and having a plan for locking in Lucifer, and stabbing Lucifer, right before Cas’s death scene.
So I’ve seen a lot of people complaining about this scene and how Cas’s death was completely unnecessary and avoidable. That it was used strictly for the “man pain” we hear so much about, so we can watch the boys once again mourn the death of one of their friends. I agree, to an extent. His death absolutely was avoidable, also necessary because Destiel story arc, but here I believe Dabb knew what he was doing. Remember those parallels we talked about ^^?
So why? If Cas is coming back, like we now definitively know, why take the time and effort to include this scene? Because really, it was pointless. Lucifer could’ve killed Cas straight out of the portal without Cas ever entering, and it would’ve served the same purpose, and raised no questions. Because hey, shit happens, and Cas is almost always on the negatively receiving end of it. So why, Dabb? Why shoot this particular scene that seemingly makes no sense and had everyone questioning Cas’s intentions?
Come. Take my hand. Let me show you.
Dabb literally, intentionally, oh-so-deliberately, shot this scene:
To act as a parallel for this scene:
I REPEAT:
DABB DELIBERATELY SHOT THIS SCENE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DRAWING A PARALLEL BETWEEN SAM AND JESS AND CAS AND DEAN.
IT IS THE EXACT SAME SCENE. THE SAME STRUGGLE. ALMOST IDENTICAL DIALOGUE. THE SAME FUCKING FRAMING, FFS!
and before you say, no wait, your hopefulness, Jess doesn’t come back, this makes for a sad ending, stop, no, what are you doing??
YOU ARE MISSING THE BLATANTLY GAY POINT
Dabb recreated the first scene of the show with Dean and Cas. He intentionally paralleled Sam’s canonical relationship with his girlfriend to Dean’s canonical subtextual relationship with Cas.
Further, the scene with Sam and Jess marked the beginning of the series, the beginning of Sam rejoining his brother in the family business, but also the unfortunate end of his relationship with the woman he loved. If you look at this reversed (much in the same way Cain said to Dean about how he was living his life in reverse), that would mean that this could possibly be hinting at the end of the show, but also the beginning of Dean’s relationship with the man angel he loves.
I mean, I’m not saying that Destiel is endgame…but fuck. Destiel is endgame.
idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems
merry christmas