Henry Winter

Hampden Classics Major | 21 | Bunny please leave my blog alone 

[dear-slayer]

wait are we coming back to life again yay 🧛

Unfortunately, yes

[dear-slayer]

Dearest henry, please pick up the phone in your apartment. If you are out—which i could not imagine you are at this hour—please drive to the bar at the corner of 3rd and Lake street. I direly need your assistance to get home ce soir. Please just be a good sport for once in your life. I’m just dying to see that pretty car of yours pull up, old boy. Whata dreadful evening. This isn’t the kinda place you go with your father if you know what I mean, ha ha. Didja get my calls? I asked about a thousand people for change. Please get yourself down here and make it fast. I swear i’m gonna make it worth your while. If you come play my valet for the night i wont hesitate to buy you a drink sometime. It is already quite late and if you dont come to get me I may just have to shack up for the night with some ruffian. You dont want that do ya? Just get down here. I’m quite tired of drinking and it’s damn near frozen outside. All my love - Bunny

Dear Bun,

You’ve ought to stop getting into these kinds of situations. Are things with Marion alright? I’m coming to pick you up now. You can stay at mine, if you wish. I’m frightened for you.

Best,

Henry

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do u still rp

OOC: I haven't logged into this account since I was seventeen but I'm back guys

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hi dylan

We're in the same area again, now. You are not safe.

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Hello.

I apologize for my absence. I’ve been rather focused on a translation project for months, and I really haven’t had any time for this kind of place. That’s over now, though, and Julien’s sent my project out for review. How you all been?

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Are you still active here?

OOC: yes! I’ve just been busy, but if I’m tagged in a post or anything like that, I will likely respond :)

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OOC post: Interact here if you’re still active in the tsh rp community because I’ve been gone for a while

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Why do you waste your time with Camilla? Everyone knows you’re a fag, everyone thinks it’s cruel to her.

Is this about last Thursday? I already apologized for taking her into town without you. You were asleep well into the afternoon and I’m perfectly allowed to go places without you, Bunny.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

hey, bud. so uh, how exactly is it that you’re a classicist and a homophobe? that doesn’t really add up. seems to me like your just not telling the truth about, well, at least one of those things…….ahem, got anything to confess then, bun?

Firstly, I don’t know who you think you’re calling bud. Second, I don’t go to enough classes to be a considered a classicist by almost anyone. Check your facts before sending me an ask.

[dear-slayer]

Bunny is not intelligent enough to be classist.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

Why do I have a feeling you secretly are dyslexic

Look stranger, even if I WAS fucking dislexic, I’ve already gotten into collage, and thats more than you can probably say. Hampton isn’t some fucking state university, they don’t let just anyone in. Not to mention I’ve studied ancient Greek for longer than Henry and Francis combined. Mind your own business.

[dear-slayer]

*dyslexic

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

Shut up

[jinbeenthusiast]

Also, hasn't Henry been doing 75% of your assignments for you for like the past few years? I'm pretty sure the last time you actually /studied/ anything was when you were still in art school, Bun.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

First of all, I’m flattered you think I could convince Henry to do all my work. You know how hard it is to get him to do anything he doesn’t want to, you’d think he was the fucking Pope or something. I can only get him to don’t my homework, none of my goddamn papers, which is what I actually need him for. I shouldn’t have let that catamite get me to change my major.

[dear-slayer]

I never made you do anything. I always assumed you switched to Greek to impress me.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

Don’t listen to him, Franny. He’s off his meds or something.

[dear-slayer]

Maybe you don’t need anyone to pay for your clothes or dinners anymore.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

Why do I have a feeling you secretly are dyslexic

Look stranger, even if I WAS fucking dislexic, I’ve already gotten into collage, and thats more than you can probably say. Hampton isn’t some fucking state university, they don’t let just anyone in. Not to mention I’ve studied ancient Greek for longer than Henry and Francis combined. Mind your own business.

[dear-slayer]

*dyslexic

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

Shut up

[jinbeenthusiast]

Also, hasn't Henry been doing 75% of your assignments for you for like the past few years? I'm pretty sure the last time you actually /studied/ anything was when you were still in art school, Bun.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

First of all, I’m flattered you think I could convince Henry to do all my work. You know how hard it is to get him to do anything he doesn’t want to, you’d think he was the fucking Pope or something. I can only get him to don’t my homework, none of my goddamn papers, which is what I actually need him for. I shouldn’t have let that catamite get me to change my major.

[dear-slayer]

I never made you do anything. I always assumed you switched to Greek to impress me.

[bunny-corcoran-boy-detective]

Why do I have a feeling you secretly are dyslexic

Look stranger, even if I WAS fucking dislexic, I’ve already gotten into collage, and thats more than you can probably say. Hampton isn’t some fucking state university, they don’t let just anyone in. Not to mention I’ve studied ancient Greek for longer than Henry and Francis combined. Mind your own business.

[dear-slayer]

*dyslexic

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say something interesting na

I’ve been told that what I consider interesting is better described as “disturbing”, so I think I will refrain from answering this.

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Now that classes are back in session, I’m quite sure that I’m going to need a trip to the lake house soon with the amount of work Julian’s assigned.

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Autism Spectrum Disorder

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I hate to say it, but I fear I am missing Bunny dearly. I’m back at my apartment for the rest of the summer, and it’s lonely now that he’s gone to visit his family in Connecticut. I would appreciate company, is anyone still around Hampton for the season?

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OOC POST AGAIN SORRY:

There is at least an 80% chance at this point that if you are on tsh tumblr or tsh rp tumblr, you unknowingly follow me on tik tok. In fact I am willing to bet you have talked to me there without knowing that account (which you are free to guess the user of) is me.