nops

dongs

[necromansir-deactivated20160504]

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[actualjackmorrison-archive-blog]

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

[onexfeatherxleft]

Imagine your otp

[blue-gold-demigod-clouds]

BLESS

[fandom-jumper01]

Omfg 😭😂

[whitechoko]

this is stupid but so is the dub.

The idea came from “what if the characters knew about the dub”

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

realtalk why is kissing so hard to draw wtf  let me sin

[raptorials]

how to be good digital artist:

step 1: open up drawing program of choice step 2: sin

[whatsshecalled-archive]

did i do it right?

am i good digital artist yet???

[raptorials]

FUCK

[deardamsel-blog1]

On a date in Florida

My date, an alligator: I don't really like orange juice.

Me: *shoving Oranges into my purse* I have to go right now immediately

[catgirlpresident]

you dont choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill your first bear

[madamegirys]

#it’s true #there was a ceremony #with fire and dancing#and they just handed me a huge question mark#and said ‘even we don’t fucking know’ (via lagerthaa)

[gogglesaurus]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

[gogglesaurus]

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

[gogglesaurus]

what am i supposed to do with this

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

[lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010]

yea this is good

[jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121]

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

[artista-af]

basically you got an Ass Destroyer in wondertrade

[mrgabel]

I have actually no idea what I am doing (one day I need to start doing proper backgrounds when I am rushing into work)

[allenrif-deactivated20221107]

#FENHAWKEWEEK IS HERE Y’ALL

Realistically if these two were at Skyhold they’d probably just kiss a lot and make heart eyes at young recruits to fluster them. 

[saiscribbles]

It’s a very exclusive club in my Dragon Age continuity. 

[artbyswoon]

Fenris x Hawke.

I continue down into a spiral of slightly arousing art, not quite nsfw, not quite appropriate for regular viewing.

[lrukasensei]

i fucking love hawke

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

Luigi in the streets, Waluigi in the sheets

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

realtalk why is kissing so hard to draw wtf  let me sin

[eeveeclone]

[kuugo]

WHERE DID IT GO