The Bowery Presents
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macklin celebrini has autism
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$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Love Begins

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trying on a metaphor
NASA

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@dearfurby
If your URL is too offensive then I'll copy from your submission like I would with an ask and say it was submitted anonymously.
If anything too offensive is submitted it is deleted w/o second thought. You know what I'm talking about.
I don't want this blog to be run off of offensive jokes written in comic sans or submissions like 'I want [insert someone here] to [insert something confusing and not funny at all here]' - because first off this is a blog for letters to your furby I dont know why you'd submit that and second off it's not 'funny'. You can submit this somewhere else.
So, yea, glad we've got that covered.
A sudden burst of new followers!
One is a virus blog but the thought counts. I'm deeply touched.
This blog had started out as a joke of sorts but then people started submitting, a lot. Mostly Anonymous people with grey faces and letters that I'm not even sure are true stories but, hey, it's some fascinating stuff here.
I have a bunch of asks/submissions (whatever you'd like to call them) to get to, but don't refrain from submitting a story yourself.
Thank ya.
Dear Furby
YOU FELL IN MY BOWL OF CHEERIOS AND YOU'RE LIKE BROKEN I'M SO SORRY
[Thank you... Anonymous... for the submission?]
Dear Furby
I'm sorry my brother threw you out the window.
[Thank you Anonymous for the submission!]
Dear Furby
Please stop randomly waking up in the middle of the night and singing. It gets kinda creepy.
[Thank you Anonymous for the submission!]
Dear Furby
I don't care that others say you're "possessed". You seem like a perfectly normal Furby to me and anyone that thinks you're not is wrong.
[Thank you Anonymous for the submission!]
Dear Furby
I love you Swampy
[Thank you 9intentions for the submission!]
Dear Furby
Thank You for not waking my brother-in-law up when he stayed here on holiday. He would have taught you to fly away in the morning--in as many meanings as possible. Particularly the hymn. You can't fly Furby, not physically. You would have died. Thank you for not dying.
[Thank you ninjalamprey for the submission!]
Dear Furby
I named you after a Homestuck Character and I regret it so bad.
[Thank you Anonymous for the submission!]
Dear Furby
Please come back I've been looking for you for two years
Dear Furby
My friend tried to throw you into a lake but I'm so glad she didn't because I would have cried. A lot
Dear Furby
Once When I Was Reaching For Something I Accidentally Grabbed You And You Made A Weird Noise But I Love You Anyways Love My Furby A Lot.
Dear Furby
You are a nice furby Dear Furby You are nice. Nice furby