Death Note shitposting machine

side blog to post screencaps and shit-tier memes i do myself. if you found this blog it means you are in the deepest part of Death Note hell, don't expect quality. Be prepared for insane amounts of Lawlight, bad puns and whatever the hell comes out of my twisted, insane head. Death Note ruined my life and it will ruin yours, JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.

[fallingtowers]

i get voted prom queen and the mean girls drop a bucket of pig’s blood on me but i swallow it all perfectly

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[dear-verso]

[themadburnish]

L, explaining his reasoning and displaying all the evidence that proves Light is Kira:

The Task Force:

[no-onemademedoit]

My hand slipped. 

[ctc-223-deactivated20200706]

scythe / false / god

[baranedizille]

It won’t guyz….

Yotsuba arc timeline?

Anyway, it’s for Lawlight week Day 4: Forever/Tonight

[ammit420]

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

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[dianaii]

light x takada

[dianaii]

[dianaii]

for art trade

[i-told-you-soooo-deactivated202]

Matsuda: Light-kun, how long do you think it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Light: I think-

L: seventy two hours.

Matsuda: How do you-

L: [stares past him] there’s a clown behind you.

[4plus1313]

another lonely saturday night

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tears

The year i cried the most in my life was 2019 i think hahaha all bc of that horrible long distance relationship i had with a guy that seriously needed help with his mental health, his destructive behavior worried me a lot and i spent so much time crying and overthinking, i was in a bad place too so i couldn't snap out of it to realize that the relationship was toxic as fuck. Not even when my parents got DIVORCED did i cry so much compared to all the shit that happened with that guy hahaha i remember it now and i can't believe i was like that before, i guess it helped me grow as a person too and realize a lot of things, even if it was painful at the time

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cahoots! >: o) (planear algo "malo" en grupo, jaja)

Jajajaja soo, we don't really use kahoot that much here but u know the usual funny thing when we do, people pick funny dumb names and all that. Abt online classes i got a couple of anecdotes hahaha all from this year, both of them related to NOT TURNING OFF THE MIC, PLEASE REMEMBER TO TURN OFF YOUR MICS. One of them goes like this: the teacher asked if anyone wanted to be the class president or smth (delegado de clase y'know, link between teacher and students that kinda thing) and two guys proposed themselves. They turned on the mic to speak and then we voted, the guy that lost forgot to turn off the mic to complain abt not winning so we heard his "fucking hell can't believe they picked that other idiot" and we just 😐😐😐 teacher laughed his ass off and told him to apologize hahahhahah

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affair

THE REASON WHY MY PARENTS AREN'T TOGETHER ANYMORE

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Skullduggery.

So... trickery i guess? Talking abt it, I've only cheated on a test once in school (BELIEVE IT OR NOT) in sixth grade, on a math exam ahaha i was soooo nervous abt it bc i didn't know shit, i hadn't studied (and I've never been good at math, i still suck absolute ass, that's why i study law) so i prepared a little paper with stuff i might forget and used it but the teacher caught me ahaha i wanted to die i felt so bad. I never cheated bc i didn't understand why should i do it, if i didn't know well shit, sucks to be me i guess, i didn't care enough abt school to be nervous abt not approving exams. I think i did it on that test bc i needed a good grade yes or yes but i wasn't ready. Also school was kinda easy for me, i didn't struggle much (only math) so i didn't need to cheat at all.

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Defenestration

I've never been thrown out of a window so i don't really have much to say... take care and be safe around windows

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doomed

Us all with this virus shit, society will soon succumb to anarchy🤩🤩