; 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕠𝕟.

Dave Crist. Ohio versus everything. Just the older and better looking Crist brother. Halloween and horror obsessed, Monster aficionado. Dog dad to Lily Quinn, she's my babygirl. Family above all else. If you know what's good for you, you won't try messing with my family. But, if you do? You'll see why Ohio is for killers. Forever my best witch ✦ You've stolen my heart. 💍 Wifed her up. 10.31.18 simply an rpg.*

[deathamongusx]

[freshprince0fmidair-deactivated]

Started raining on me as I went for a run.

[deathamongusx]

freshprinch0fmidair‌:

Why are you like this? 

The world may never know.

[freshprince0fmidair-deactivated]

Started raining on me as I went for a run.

[deathamongusx]

freshprinch0fmidair‌:

You’re the worst, dad. 

Thank you.

[freshprince0fmidair-deactivated]

Started raining on me as I went for a run.

[deathamongusx]

freshprinch0fmidair‌:

Blah. 

Still funny.

[deathamongusx]

Happy birthday, kid.

[deathamongusx]

zvddyy‌:

Sweet!

Go enjoy Courtney.

[deathamongusx]

Happy birthday, kid.

[deathamongusx]

zvddyy‌:

Thanks dad <3 

Lunch on me later.

[deathamongusx]

Happy birthday, kid.

[deathamongusx]

[badbadboy--janela]

Alaska sucks, glad to be back home.

[deathamongusx]

badbadboy--janela‌:

Duh most days at least. 

Penelope keeps you alive.

[badbadboy--janela]

Alaska sucks, glad to be back home.

[deathamongusx]

badbadboy--janela‌:

I sucked it up the whole time I was there. 

You lived.

[badbadboy--janela]

Alaska sucks, glad to be back home.

[deathamongusx]

badbadboy--janela‌:

Leave me alone old man. 

Suck it up.

[badbadboy--janela]

Alaska sucks, glad to be back home.

[deathamongusx]

Sucks.

[deathamongusx]

One of the kids just burned microwaveable popcorn..

[deathamongusx]

callihandeathmachinex‌:

Dirty little liar. 

*blocked.*

[deathamongusx]

One of the kids just burned microwaveable popcorn..

[deathamongusx]

callihandeathmachinex‌:

Liar. 

Saints never lie.

[deathamongusx]

One of the kids just burned microwaveable popcorn..

[deathamongusx]

callihandeathmachinex‌:

You’re all a mess. 

Your face is a mess.

[deathamongusx]

One of the kids just burned microwaveable popcorn..

[deathamongusx]

My kids are leaving me again.

[deathamongusx]

zvddyy‌:

Fight me. 

Let’s go.