Fuck you, I won't do What you tell me

I'm Rich. I'm a human being, I suppose. I like metal music. I hate morons. I don't care what you think of me. I make some mean vol-au-vents.

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A Picnic Fit for a Princess

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Grace was trying to feed Elise but she kept eyeing Rich’s sandwich. Once he had finished the sandwich, Elise turned back to her and continued eating her food. Rich asked what she wished for and Grace smiled as Elise shook her head. Rich asked who taught her that and Grace giggled. “Everyone knows you’re supposed to keep your wish a secret, Richard. It’s the golden rule of wishes.” Soon, Elise was full and moved to play in the grass again. Grace smiled and looked over at Rich. “She’s so happy to be at the park.” She looked back over at Elise, who walked over to the blanket, rubbing her eyes and looking tired. “Mama, dada. Nap.” She walked over to Rich. “Maybe we should take the princess home and get her into bed.” Grace began to pack up the food and blanket while Rich held Elise.

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Rich nodded as Grace said that Elise was rather happy being at the park. "She is." Soon Elise rubbed her eyes usually a sign that she needed a bit of a cuddle and a nap. She then walked over to Rich who held her in his arms as she asked for a nap. Rich nodded in agreement with his wife about heading home. Rich kissed the top of Elise's head. "Time to get to bed, baby girl." They walked home and Rich carried his little girl to bed. He gave her a soft kiss goodnight before tucking her in. "Night princess." Rich then walked downstairs to find his wife. He smiled at her putting his arms around her and giving her a kiss. "Our little girl has to love the outdoors. What is this?" 

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A Picnic Fit for a Princess

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Grace smiled, watching as Rich held Elise above him then put her down chasing her around the blanket. Elise stumbled over and fell on her bum then looked at Rich then Grace and giggled. Grace smiled and moved to where Elise was sitting in the grass and picked her up, kissing her cheek. “Are you hungry princess?” Elise shook her head and pointed at the ground. “No mama down. Play!!” Grace set her down and Elise reached out her hand towards her which Grace took in hers. Elise started walking towards a clump of dandelions in the grass. She grabbed for a puff then looked at Grace when it fell apart in her hand. “Mama!” Grace smiled and kneeled beside Elise. “That’s a dandelion, Elise.” She picked one carefully and held it out for Elise to take. “Can you blow it away?” Elise looked at her then at the puff and blew as hard as she could making the dandelion blow everywhere. “You did it princess! Now make a wish.” Elise closed her eyes as if making a wish then looked at Grace. She smiled and stood, picked up Elise and walked back to the blanket where Rich was eating. Elise fussed for her food so Grace began to feed her.

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 Rich was exhausted from chasing Elise around and was thankful when his wife jumped in. Rich grabbed his sandwich and took another large bite out of it as Grace taught Elise about dandelions and the bullshit superstitions  that went along with them. Rich though could not help but smile as his daughter blew at the the dandelion. He took another bite of his sandwich as his girls returned to him on the blanket. Grace began to feed Elise who  seemed to be jealous of Rich's sandwich. "At least she has an appetite." Rich laughed looking at Elise eat happily. "What did you wish for Elise?ow" Elise shook her head. "No dada." Rich rose his eyebrows. "Apparently she believes in the school of thought that if you tell your wish it won't come true? Where did she get that idea? From you?" Rich looked over at Grace in a mock accusatory way. 

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A Picnic Fit for a Princess

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Rich suggested they go to the park down the street and Grace nodded. They left the house and Rich carried the basket so Grace took the blanket from him to carry. As they walked down the sidewalk, Elise asked to be put down so Grace set her down and she started to walk on her own in front of Rich and Grace. “She’s independent like her dad.”Grace looked over at Rich and smiled, taking his hand in hers as they walked. Soon, they arrived at the park and Grace giggled as Elise ran around in the grass happily. “Come here silly girl.” Grace laid out the blanket and picked up Elise, sitting on the blanket beside Rich. “I made us sandwiches and I brought a jar of Elise’s food in case she gets hungry.” She reached in the basket and handed Rich his sandwich, then took hers to eat. Elise stood and walked over to Rich. “Dada play!!” She tugged on his shirt and giggled.

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Rich and Grace started to make their way to the park. While they made their way Elise wanted to be set down to walk on her own. She walked in front of them looking back every now and again. Grace took his hand telling him that she was independent like him. "She is. Love that." Rich looked at her and noticed she was getting a bit ahead of them. "Elise not to far. Stay close." They finally arrived at the park where Elise effectively went mental running about. Rich laughed at her shaking his head. Grace laid down the blanket where he situated himself. Rich took the sandwich from Grace. "Thanks, Grace." He unwrapped the sandwich and took a giant bite out of it. Just when he went to take another bite of his sandwich Elise came over demanding for him to play. "Oi! Bossy." Rich put down his sandwich and quickly swooped her in his arms holding her in the air as he laid on his back. "Elise is flying." Elise began to giggle. Rich put her down and she began to run around again. Rich got up and chased her causing her to squeal in delight. 

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A Picnic Fit for a Princess

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Grace giggled when Rich talked to Elise about not liking being outside. He looked at her and said she compromised Elise. Grace gave him an innocent look and shook her head. “Our daughter loves nature, Richard. There’s nothing wrong with that, being outside is good for you!” She picked up Elise. “I’ll pack the food, can you grab a blanket?” She smiled at Rich convincingly as Elise clapped. “Outside!!” Grace walked into the kitchen with Elise and began making sandwiches and packed a jar of Elise’s baby food. When she was done she put the food into the basket and waited for Rich with Elise.

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Rich was smiling a little though he still rolled his eyes at Grace's comments about loving nature. "Right, then. Skin cancer." Rich nodded when Grace asked him to get a blanket. "I'll get it." Elise was so excited he could hear her moving excitedly as Grace got everything put together. Rich finished up his article then walked up stairs to grab an extra blanket from the pantry. He headed downstairs just in time to see Grace holding Elise waiting for him. "Go to the park few blocks down?" Rich grabbed the basket from Grace as they began to make their way to the park on foot. The day was actually rather nice. Elise was looking around as she always did fascinated by everything. "She is probably the most curious kid in the world." 

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A Picnic Fit for a Princess

Grace was playing with Elise in the living room while Rich worked on an article in his office. Elise was running around clumsily while Grace chased after her, finally catching up with her and picking her up. “I’ve got you silly girl!” She held Elise above her as she kicked her feet. Grace kissed her and smiled. “What do you want to do today pretty girl?” Elise pointed to the window. “Outside!” “You want to play outside?” Elise nodded and Grace smiled. “Okay, let’s ask dada what he thinks.” She carried Elise into Rich’s office and walked up to him, kissing his cheek. “Elise and I both agree that its too nice of a day to waste. I think we should go on a picnic!” Elise cheered and Grace smiled, looking at Rich.

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Rich was finishing up his article for the metal blog that he has transformed into something he was rather proud of. A blog about the music and promoting the metal bands who were pure in their intentions. Rich finished his sentence and heard the door open so he turned around to see Grace walking in with Elise. Grace leaned over and kissed him on the cheek saying that Elise wanted to go outside causing Elise to cheer. "Oi!" Rich took Elise from Grace holding her up. "You are suppose to be my princess of darkness. Outside bad. Sunshine horrific. People depressing." Rich kissed Elise on the cheek. She clapped her hands while she said, "outside dada outside." Rich looked up at Grace. "You compromised her." 

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Movie Date Night// Rich and Grace

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Grace smiled when Rich moved to kiss her after saying the movie wasn’t important. They kissed for awhile before Rich pulled away to tell her he loved her. Grace followed Rich upstairs to their bedroom and closed the door behind them before kissing him again. She moved towards the bed but pulled away to look Rich in the eye. “I love you so much.” She kissed him again and moved onto the bed, teasing at Rich’s shirt tail.

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Rich smiled when Grace said she loved him. They began kissing again as they moved onto the bed. Her fingers teasing at the edges of his shirt before it finally came off. Rich kissed down her body as he worked on removing her nightie from her body. Soon they were fully unclothed kissing passionately before coming together. It didn't matter that they were busy or that they had a kid together. They were still crazy for one another. They moved together as two people who really had an understand of what the other wanted and needed. Soon they were both crying out as they reached release. Rich looked down at Grace giving her a smile before giving her another kiss. "Metal mistress always interrupts zombie gore." He laid back on the bed gathering Grace in his arms giving her a kiss on the head before falling asleep content with her in his arms. 

[deathbynapalm-rich]

Piers Morgan is a moron

[jamie-creevey]

Tolerate?? Here I was thinking we were the best of friends. 

I’m going to tell Grace you’re being mean again.

[deathbynapalm-rich]

 I'm not being mean...that was me nice. 

[mrsgracevhardbeck]

Movie Date Night// Rich and Grace

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Grace stifled her giggles when Rich told her that he knew what she was doing but it wouldn’t work. He looked back at the television so Grace did the same. She moved into Rich again as a zombie attacked. She looked up at him while he continued to watch the movie. Grace kissed Rich’s cheek and pulled away for a second before moving to kiss him on the lips. “Do you really want to watch this movie Richard?” Grace smiled to herself knowing that she would win this battle sooner rather than later.

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Rich felt Grace kiss his cheek and he tried to look at the screen nothing else. Then she kissed his lips which he naturally responded too she pulled back and asked him if he really wanted to watch the movie. "Fuck it... no." Rich pulled her closer to him kissing her on the lips and deepened it after awhile. He pulled a way and looked at her giving her a smile. "I love you... I suppose." Rich got up taking Grace by the hand leading her up the stairs to their bedroom. 

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Movie Date Night// Rich and Grace

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Grace smiled when Rich said work was going well. “I’m glad, you are amazing at it.” Another gory scene came up and Grace covered her eyes as Rich fist pumped and commented on the attack. “It’s disgusting, Richard.” More gore came on the screen and Grace smiled to herself before getting up and walking towards the stairs. “I’ll be back, you can keep playing the movie.” She walked upstairs and went into the bedroom then changed into Rich’s favorite nightgown. Grace smiled as she walked back down the stairs and to the couch to see Rich’s reaction.

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Rich shook his head at Grace as she said it was disgusting. "I can't believe after all our years together you still don't understand the intricate running social commentary and fucking genius of zombie gore. Honestly, Grace." Grace then got up and went upstairs so Rich gave his full attention to the television screen. A few minutes later Rich became automatically distracted by the nightgown that Grace was wearing. She knew it drove him crazy. She was pure evil. Rich was not watching the screen but instead watched her sit down. "I know...what you are trying to do and its not going to work metal mistress." Rich crossed his arms and tried to force himself to look at the telly. 

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Movie Date Night// Rich and Grace

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Grace turned back to the tv when Rich said the movie was a bit gory. As soon as she did, a zombie attacked, causing Grace to jump. “Richard, you could have given me a warning!” He laughed and said it could be worse but said it was nice to have a date night. “It is nice. School’s been great, I just wish I had more time to spend with you and Elise.” Rich called her politics teacher a nutter and Grace playfully slapped his arm. “Richard! He is not a nutter, he just doesn’t believe in anarchy.” She turned to the tv and jumped as another zombie attacked. Grace moved closer to Rich and buried her face in his neck. She looked up at him. “How has work been? I haven’t gotten to talk to you much about it.”

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Rich listened as Grace explained that school was good except being away. "Elise and I are equally as upset about that, but we couldn't be more proud either for doing what you want to do." Rich shook his head and then make a look as if what she said was just ridiculous. "Doesn't believe in anarchy is part of how he is a nutter." Grace moved closer to Rich on the couch and buried her face in his neck. Rich couldn't help but smile to himself. He wrapped his arms around her keeping her close to him. She asked about work and he made a thoughtful face. "Doing great actually. Writing about things that are relevant and having a good time with it. Quite content." A particularly brutal scene was unfolding on screen now and Rich pumped his fist in his air. "Proper zombies right there." 

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Movie Date Night// Rich and Grace

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Grace heard that Rich was home so she walked downstairs to start the movie. He said Liv snatched Elise from him and Grace giggled. “She was so excited to babysit. I think this will be good for her and Gio to get them prepared.” She sat down beside him and he asked why kind of movie to watch. “I’ll let you pick the movie this time.” Grace got up and walked into the kitchen pouring them both a glass of wine before joining him in the living room again. She handed Rich the glass and sat down as he started the movie. “How gory is this one?” She asked, turning to look at him.

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Rich made a face at Grace as she said that Liv was excited. "She's plotting to kidnap Elise and you know it." Rich looked at Grace and then over to their DVD collection. "My choice?" Rich rose his eyebrow as he thought about what to watch. He got up and picked up 28 Days Later putting it into the DVD player. Rich took the glass of wine taking a sip of it before answering. "It's a bit gory. A bit." Rich leaned over and kissed Grace softly on the lips. The movie began to play and Rich laughed when Grace was surprised by the immediate attack. "See... a bit. Could be worse. This is nice... me and you. Been awhile since things have been busy. Is school good? I still think your Politics teacher sounds like a complete nutter." 

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Piers Morgan is a moron

[deathbynapalm-rich]

Piers Morgan cause he’s a mentally deficient self absorbed wank. 

[jamie-creevey]

Well yeah, apart from him.

[deathbynapalm-rich]

You might be all right after all. Hating Piers Morgan. 

Might tolerate you for a little longer. 

[deathbynapalm-rich]

Text@Rich

Nick: Oi Prick

Rich: Oi Twat

Rich: What are you up too?

Nick: Smoking Spliff and hanging round mates, you?

Rich: Who are these mates?

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Text@Rich

Nick: Oi Prick

Rich: Oi Twat

Rich: What are you up too?

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Movie Date Night// Rich and Grace

Grace was in Elise’s nursery getting her bag together to spend the night with Liv so Rich and Grace could have a date night. After her bag was packed and she was dressed, Grace picked up Elise and kissed her bye before giving the bag to Rich and handing Elise to him so he could drive to Liv’s. “Have fun with auntie Liv princess!” They left and Grace walked into the bedroom to get things ready for their date night in.

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Rich took Elise and playfully flew her into her car seat. Elise giggled and tried to poke him. "Oi! Little girl none of that." He kissed her hand before getting in the car. Rich arrived at Liv's place handing over Elise to Liv who basically just stole her from him. "Kidnapping." Rich waved at his baby girl and playfully scowled at Liv. He then made his way back to the apartment ready to spend some quality time alone together. Rich walked over to the couch and sat down as Grace walked down the stairs in the beautiful way that she does. "Liv snatched Elise from me. I am not sure we are getting her back." Rich took Grace's hand and pulled her to the couch then looked at her with a serious face. "So what are we watching? Zombie movie or a shitty movie?" Rich rose an eyebrow at Grace waiting to hear her opinion. 

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Piers Morgan is a moron

[jamie-creevey]

Who actually doesn’t think this way?

[deathbynapalm-rich]

Piers Morgan cause he's a mentally deficient self absorbed wank. 

[deathbynapalm-rich]

Piers Morgan is a moron

[mraloysiuscreevey-deactivated20]

He’s a complete knob

[deathbynapalm-rich]

Bigger knob that you and that's saying something.