PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Product Placement
@theartofmadeline
taylor price
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Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
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we're not kids anymore.
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shauna and taissa are common law bestie married by the way. they’re bad at being wives to their actual spouses bc they’ve dedicated all their loyal / reliable life partner energy to each other and now they have none left for anyone else <3
‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
this is the correct response btw
fun game
The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
THEY WERE MOON MATES
Carrie: You were right mama they all laughed at me
Margaret: Wh
Margaret: What’s up with the blood
Shaggy isn’t into your, like, capitalist system.
video
i cant stop thinking about this
blind max headcanons
Max resting her head on El's shoulder while she reads her a Wonder Woman comic. Max helps her pronounce words she gets stuck on because she already knows it by heart
She gets a walking stick but feels weird about using it in public in case it makes people stare at her. Will gets insistent about going places with her and is like "don't worry you're not what anyone's looking at" and she's like "uh ok" and eventually just by bumping into him discovers that he's been in full wizard regalia with a staff the entire time to draw attention away from her
Eventually she tries to learn to skateboard a little bit again. mostly she forbids anyone to come with her because she wants to feel independent and not watched, but sometimes it's fun for El to come too because then she can be a little less careful and trust El to redirect her if she's about to crash into something
She wears those sunglasses from the mall montage all the time
El sits next to her at Lucas' basketball game, mouth to Max's ear narrating the whole thing over the noise, not having the first idea how basketball works, but that's ok because Max doesn't give af either beyond Lucas
i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”
i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”
link to the article — something I highly suggest ppl take the time to read
sometimes i like watching those silly kids movies especially the ones w a lot of CGI characters in live action because I intentionally like to see how much the big-name celebrity human protagonist is actually committing to this movie. yeah you’re stuck in this corny cash grab plot but are you gonna sit there staring at the camera with your soulless eyes or are you gonna put your whole CHEST into it and earn every dollar of that paycheck??
neil patrick harris does NOT want to be in this dumb smurfs movie but james marsden really DOES want to adopt Sonic as his son. Amy Adams DOES want to dance around w fairytale creatures and muppets. Domhall Gleeson DOES want to brutally murder the james corden rabbit with every ounce of his being.
made a tier list ranking movies w the actors this post applies to.. someone give james marsden an oscar at this point already.
made an update to the previous ranking and also i can’t believe i forgot to add this
i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well
Fucked up guy
please plug him back in
