DeathMuse

Emilee Rose/No particular fandom/Mostly just random and SJM/No hate, just love

[deathmuse0218]

Just wanted to show off some of my favorite spots on my 5-star island and drop my dream code. It's still unfinished but if anyone has any tips or suggestions I'd love to hear them!

[notkatniss]

[ysabelmystic]

Oh. Oh my god!?!? 😂

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

some sort of love poem

[justalazytrashpanda]

[probablyok1]

What production of Heathers is this

[justalazytrashpanda]

This one

[itstoothless]

Might I add: You didn’t think I would fucking notice?

Pathetic.

[justalazytrashpanda]

Y’all fuckers better stop giving me ideas

[double--cross-d]

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

[justalazytrashpanda]

Ask and ye shall recive

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

[moread]

[lovablechaos-deactivated2020083]

Ah. I’m in hell. 

[loved-and-i-lost-you]

[an0n-1o1]

[neonprotagonist]

i kept scrolling hoping to find the heritageposts date but then i realized this was made within the last year. hellsite.

[ysabelmystic]

NO

[ysabelmystic]

Wait

No I can’t say anything I’ve been/am horny for two of these and it’s up to y’all to decide which ones

[prokopetz]

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

[travelouswench]

Rasputin in my Heart: Russia’s greatest love machine.

[theofficialvincenzo]

Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:

Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster. 

They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?” 

And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire. 

Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”

[justcatposts]

This patient mother cheetah wondering why they can’t just go around 

(Source)

[marzipanandminutiae]

sometimes I hate how much modern clothing is determined to show women’s bodies

like if it’s not skimpy, it’s skin-tight- leggings, skinny jeans, bodycon dresses, etc.

doing historical costuming has made me hyper-aware of just how “on display” my body is when I’m wearing normal modern outfits, and it affects my behavior. don’t bend over to pick things up at work because men will stare at your ass. sit differently so you don’t show stomach rolls. a guy running a pop-up stand next to my shop commented so much on how I had “great legs” that I didn’t wear leggings and skirts- one of my favorite winter outfit combinations -for the rest of the season

there’s a certain freedom in medium-to-long skirts and skirt supports, I find: the freedom to define what people see of my body. men won’t stop being creepy no matter what women wear, but I like that kind of dramatic body re-framing. you don’t get to see my legs and hips, Creepy Guys. you get to see a massive bell skirt, or a bustle, or an upended trumpet flower shape. my body is to be seen only by those I’ve chosen to trust, not the world at large

of course, empowerment is different for different women. some feel comfortable and powerful showing as much of their shape as possible, and I applaud them in doing exactly that. what pisses me off is the pressure from the fashion industry for all of us to be empowered by the same thing…a thing that just so happens to tie in with the diet industry and the cosmetics industry. it’s easier to sell the idea that you have to be hairless and smooth and thin and blemish-free when it’s all on display

sometimes I just wish I could go about in a hoop skirt and a t-shirt that says “fuck off” in delicate script

[fuguhbuguhbuhugguhval]

[marzipanandminutiae]

BEST RESPONSE TO ANY POST OF MINE EVER

THANK YOU

[fangirltothefullest]

Technically unless there’s a dress code for your work or whatever there’s nothing that says you can’t wear a hoop skirt everywhere.

Fight the man.

Wear a hoop skirt if you want.

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

I see this post a lot and I’m sure I’ve seen someone I follow add on this as well but if you agree with the sentiment of this post I really hope you also support hijabis and niqabis, because that is more or less the core of how we dress. Observing hijab is religious, yes, but dressing modestly is like as OP said “my body is to be seen only by those I’ve chosen to trust, not the world at large”. that is the exact sentiment behind why I wear niqab (the religious reasons for wearing it I don’t feel comfortable talking about a lot, because how i express my faith is personal and between me and Allah(SWT)), because I get to choose who sees my body and how much of it they see and because I like having that control and I think it’s fun and I enjoy it!

If you now support people choosing to dress modestly for whatever reason, you must include supporting hijabis and niqabis who have been dressing modestly forever.

[laimfunk]

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

[laimfunk]

A follow up in my sketchbook

[jimhensonreject]

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

[geminiwave]

Worldbuilders naming towns: I named this town Elygwe’meth which means “Where the Dearly Beloved King died next to his Lover” in the language I invented and also a combination of the Old English word for diamonds and the Maori word for apples since that’s their main exports

People in real life naming towns: I named this town Big Falls cause big fall there

[bumblebeebats]

me poring over a fantasy map: Shit I already used that name for a town, I can’t use it again, that’s such sloppy worldbuilding

real life maps: There are six rivers in Britain called the River Avon, which means River River, because when the Romans asked the Celts “what is that?” they replied “a river?” and the Romans nodded and jotted it down

[ysabelmystic]

Then there’s me who’s shit at world building.

Town has silver mines? Silverlow.

Lake in said town? Silverlake

Name of characters? Whatever was the 22nd most popular name of their birth year. If they named themselves it’s just something they thought was neat it has no meaning at all whatsoever.

Naming gods? ……..God.

[scrubblet-deactivated20230111]

Irish Sanctuary : Don't worry, we've sent out our finest team to find Nefarian Serpine.

The Dead Men :

[abeedagoat]

[enjoi-lyf3]

thatfunnyblog:

We found you

[geekerypokery]

potterheads, grab your wands

whovians, hop in your TARDISes

supernatural fans, get the shotguns

sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals

tributes, knock an arrow

avengers fans, assemble

lotr fans, unsheath Sting

we’ve got a few people to track down

[billnye-thepizzaguy-deactivated]

[paulavogel]

Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?

[jetpackbl3ws]

Gleeks, grab your slushies

Rizzles fans, grab your guns and scalpels

Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.

[shipsinthenavyyard-deactivated2]

NCIS fans, grab your gear.

[vexthejester]

Castle fans, alakazam that jackass

[andromedite]

The Last Airbender fans master your bending

[interficix]

Assassin’s Creed fans, ready your hidden blades.

[fuckyeahfalling-in-reverse-blog]

Falling In Reverse fans, get Charlie.

[jinxxs-violin]

BVB Army, get on your warpaint.

Slash gash Terror Crew, grab your chainsaws.

VE! Coven, show your fangs.

[queensansa-itn]

Directioners, get the fucking glitter

[murdorkatlaw]

beliebers,get the supras.

[smile-kid1222]

Of Mice and Men fans, get squidgy.

[cyb3rhexx]

Motionless In White fans, get Officer Peppercorn and some PCP.

Pierce The Veil fans, get the Sheepcat.

Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..

[space-prince-kylo]

Naruto fans, grab your kunai

Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto

[spiritmoney-blog]

Homestucks get your Strife Specibus

[route-l0]

no fucking way its the actual post

[blue10273]

I’m shaking this post was never meant to be seen outside of screenshots and jokes

[m8snn]

this is one of the worst posts on tumblr

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

this is one of the best posts on tumblr 

[motopoppp]

Holy shit I never thought I would ever see this

[smooththegoofyshark]

A relic from the dark times

[seyvetch]

This is like watching how people want to attack area 51

[chronolith]

this is hands down the one post on the internet that sums up why fandoms, all of them, are trash and should burn

[ksszns]

[r4cs0]

Me and the boys on our way to respect women

[skidspace]

Love me a man that can shoot himself ass first through a suspended hoop

[waldangerous]

Visiting Tom Nook on his coffee break

[gaming]

[marisatomay]

we did all of this hamilton discourse in 2015!!!!!!! if you weren’t around for it then just know it happened and every take possible was had!!!!! go get some juice and log off

[gay-jesus-probably]

The 2015 Hamilton discourse got the point of one healthy able-bodied white american girl pretending to be a disabled middle eastern lesbian couple with HIV so that she could write a modern AU of Hamilton about HIV, who was then caught in the act by another fic writer who had a grudge against her because she’d attacked them for writing a Hamilton AU where the founding fathers are cannibalistic mermaids, and the reason she had attacked them for it was because somehow that was cultural appropriation.

Seriously. Whatever hot take you have about Hamilton, I promise you several dozen people already said it years ago, and if I have to see this shit again I’m going to throw myself into the fucking sun

[overheard-at-lux]

Ella: How long have you been sleeping with Lucifer?

Chloe: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get- why would- I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Lucifer is my best friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.

[scrubblet-deactivated20230111]

"Mevolent, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks are alerting the Sanctuary."

- Baron, probably