He almost jumped out of his clothes. It was enough for his cowlick to stand up on end. “W-What was that for?! I was right, you ARE a criminal, aren’t you!”
“Was a criminal would be more appropriate.” Simon huffed. At least that’d gotten him to stop talking about himself. Thank god. He just hoped he wouldn’t have to explain himself.
“I was right!” Kinda. “Once a criminal, always a criminal. You probably committed murder and somehow broke out of prison or something. You look like someone who would do that!”













