butter!!!

[yellowplumfruit]

i made a mii for world reef awareness day 🌊🪸🐠

coral reefs are home to about 25% of all known marine species and act as a natural barrier against storms, waves, and flooding! they are unfortunately at a HUGE risk due to climate change, pollution, and harmful fishing practices

thankfully theres already people hard at work to restore them but they need your help!! please if you can, donate or volunteer at your local coral reef conservation group. for those who don’t have anything nearby, check out the Coral Reef Alliance and Reef Check 🩵 also visit your local aza accredited aquarium!!!!!

okay now look at her little shrimp walk

[tall]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[pukicho]

You smell of oats

[dotterelly]

And honey?

[pukicho]

Just oats

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[violetganache42]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.

(Sources: Wall Street Journal and Hollywood Reporter)

[headspace-hotel]

Axios too

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[ducksdontdraw]

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

[amburglr]

The youtube apology when this all comes out is gonna be WILD

[justsalpals]

finding out that hot is the trait save in chapter 4 is so funny, because I know it's about being charming and well liked and people want to listen to you when you speak and believe when you say things are okay

but it just sounds like

[redstonedust]

wild that frats and sororities are like a real thing and not something they made up for college movies. i dont even really understand their purpose aside from having batshit parties and vaguely homoerotic torture initiation rituals.

[redstonedust]

the state of advertisement on tumblr app is so bad, i got a temu ad and thought "well at least its not one of those weird chatbot ones" . yall got me glad to see fuckin temu of all things. temu. my enemy temu.

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust