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Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it
Hey hey new indie son of Joker and Harley Quinn OC here. Just trying to find some people to follow. Come check out his bio! Rules and Verses coming soon. As well as a fun little promo graphic haha. Promise I don’t bite. Parker does but not me.
NFSW ANON HOUR
send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them
Send “Rumour has it...” and a rumour about my muse in my ask!
My muse will then react to it being spread.
injury/torture starter sentences
“One more word and I’ll break your other arm too.” “I know it hurts, but you’re not alone. I’m here for you.” “Will you please tell me who did this to you?” “Something happened to you while you were gone and if you don’t start talking about it you will only sink further and further into this darkness.” “I know what leaves those scars. I’m sorry. Nobody should have to go through that torture.” “Which do you prefer? Your tongue or your eyes?” “My whole life I’ve been searching for someone willing to endure my torture… Evidently I got impatient.” “You have something I want. Give it to me and I will let you go. It’s that simple.” “Why I’m doing this to you? There is no why… I just like it.” “Don’t cry, darling, I’m still your best friend. This doesn’t change anything.” “Please don’t panic, it’s just a small knife.” “Shut up– SHUT UP! I can’t think with all your screaming!” “You’re dying. Oh my god, you’re dying! That wasn’t supposed to happen!” “If you don’t tell me what’s been happening to you, you leave me no choice but to leave you.” “Why won’t you talk to me about what happened? You’ve had the same blank look in your eyes for weeks.” “Where did that scar come from? You didn’t have that before the holiday, did you?” “I want you to take this knife and make a nice, long cut in your own skin.” “Beg for your life, if you want it. I will spare you if your pleads satisfy me.” “I don’t know whether I’m going to kill you or not. You think I have that much self-control? Ha! You’re cute.” “Tell me what you know and the pain will stop, I promise.”
some shitty neighbour AUs
you are never home when the mail comes so  i always have to take your packages you fucker
you never open your door for children on halloween so i always pay the kids to smear your door with shaving cream
your bike always stands in front of mine in the cellar and i nearly break my neck when trying to get mineÂ
you gave me your key to take care of your flowers while youre gone but i decided to take all your food as payment and you are so not amused
my printer isnt printing anymore and my papers are due tomorrow so im on my knees in front of your door begging to use your printer when the old lady from above passes us and thinks im proposing to you
eurovision song contest is on but my tv is so small and i saw you have a big ass television, so i brought over some popcorn and wodka. deal?
the neighbour above us keeps being really loud and we are done with talking to him so we meet up to plan our revenge
im just here to tell you that you need to stop taking showers at 3 am. get your shit together you nerd
we always run into eachother on the stairs but we’ve never said more than hello but when we found out that we both hate the other neighbours, we became friendsÂ
you lost your key and i allowed you to stay in my apartment until the locksmiths arrives
Please reblog/like this post if you’re more than fine doing dark/mature threads so that it’ll be easier for the others to interact with you! This means you’re open to do threads like torture, abuse, drugs, smut, blood and many more.
“You enjoying the view over there?”
@screamsofbanshee
“I mean it’s not the worst view in the world. ” Theo commented as he gave a bit of a shrug. It wasn’t like Lydia didn’t have a nice body after all. Who wouldn’t appreciate the view.
Suicide Squad (2016) Quotes Meme - Trailer
Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?
Oh, I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna hurt you really, really bad.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?
We're bad guys, it's what we do.
What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it's the voices. Ahaha, I'm kidding! That's not what they really said.
Whatcha having?
I can't wait to show you my toys.
You know what they say about the crazy ones...
Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...
This is the deal: You disobey me, you die.
I'm known for being quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you.
Are you the Devil?
Let's do something fun.
It's taken me some time, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.
What a ride!
What makes you think you can control them?
What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?
I love these guys!
Please don't touch me, please don't touch me...
Yo' all jokers must be crazy!
Don't forget: we're the bad guys.
You got a boyfriend?
If they get caught, we throw 'em under the bus.
I'll accept the consequences.
Criminals deserve no mercy!
I'm bored. Play with me!
Stay evil doll face...
Oh, he's embarrassed of us... that's so cute!
Don't make make shoot you.
Everyone's has a weakness, and a weakness can be leverage.
Fuckboy Starters.
"Well we were never officially together so..."
"Wanna come over and watch Netflix?"
"Haha and then what? ;)"
"I may be white, but I'm black from below the waist ;)"
"What's your bra size?"
"Nudes? ;)"
"So what would we be doing if we were alone rn? ;)"
"Lets play 20 questions."
"I-can't-function-without-my-mom-yet-I-disrespect-all-women"
"I'm not a fuckboy."
"I'll do it if you kiss me."
"If I send you flowers will you send me nudes?"
"What do you mean you won't give me a blowjob?? I paid for our date!"
"You owe me."
"Who cares if it's the first date?"
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone ;)"
"Hahaha, can I watch?"
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
Feel free to add your own.
“You’re really hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I wanna see you get naked.”
“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
“You’re getting me all worked up.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“I want you. Right here. Right now.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
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The struggle of missing playing Theo but not giving a fuck about tumblr anymore
Maya knew that this was her last chance with Theo.  When he agreed to give their relationship another shot, she knew that if she messed things up again, she would lose him forever.  So far, she had been doing a pretty good job.  They texted each other regularly and she was very open with him.  She told him when she was having bad days, and most times he was the person she told good news to first.  She was putting in the effort, and while he wasn’t pushing her away, she could sense that he was holding back.
That was why she had decided to come out and see him.  They had spent a decent amount of time in New York City together, but it wasn’t until he was leaving that they had become anything more than friends.  This trip would decide if this was something that could actually work.  She needed to prove that this was it.  That he was it.  If, after that, he was still holding back, then she wasn’t sure they would ever become something real.
As she turned on her phone after landing, she smiled softly at the text message he had sent her.  She was finally going to see him.  She felt gross from the flight, but after stopping to touch up her hair and makeup before making her way to baggage claim, she felt ready to see him.  Grabbing her bag, she texted him telling him she was coming out and made her way out the door.  She looked around a bit until she finally saw him.  And it took her breath away.  Before she could stop herself, she was running towards him, dropping her bags just in time to throw her arms around him.  “You have no idea how much I missed you.”
Nerves were going crazy as he sat there trying to think of ways to get out of this. He shouldn’t be running. They were supposed to be trying to work this out and figure this out. She was the one who was supposed to be trying to run. But well he was a little scared. Because Theo didn’t do this kind of thing. And yeah, it was them doing it together that was supposed ot make it work, but still.Â
But on the other hand, he missed Maya. A lot. Being with her made him happy and it gave him something to think about that wasn’t negative. And he needed that in his life. He needed positive energy to feed off of. And Maya and all her craziness. That was positive to him. She was his happy place.Â
Theo was shocked when the blonde was against him. He was expecting it to be so sudden, and he wrapped his arms back around her. “Yeah? I think I might have a little bit of an idea.” He told her with a chuckle, wondering if he should kiss her or not. He honestly didn’t know where they stood on anything right now. It had been good talking to her, and opening up the doors again, but Theo didn’t trust easily, and gaining that trust back was even harder.Â
Okay! So I’ve been gone and other then @brxkenhart I don’t even know what I have going anymore. So basically like this if we have something going you want to continue and I’ll dig it up and make sure it gets responded to as soon as I can. And if we did have something and you want to do something new I’m totally down for that too. Just let me know.Â
@brxkenhart
Theo really hadn’t figured that this was going to work. Honestly, he had been stressed out and trying his best to just forget that he had let his guard down again and was letting her back in his life. But too much was at stake if he didn’t. What if he really missed out on true love because he let this go? So instead he stuck to his guns and managed to keep in contact with her, finding himself falling back into her spell so hard. He just felt so connected to her.
It’d been a little while but she was coming out to see him. Which kind of made him nervous. Because over text he was able to keep himself at a good safe distance but she was going to be here and now he was going to have to face whatever this was, and find some way to deal with it all. If she was all in, he was going to be all in too. No matter how scared he was to be with her.Â
I’m outside, let me know when you got your luggage.
He sent the message, leaning against his car, rubbing his face a little. He could still get in his car and leave. That was still an option, no matter how shitty. But he decided not to and looked up, eyes scanning the people as the walked out the doors that led into the airport.Â
There was so much left unspoken between them, so many hidden emotions that both of them were too afraid to bring from the dark reaches of their hearts.  Doing so would be too risky after all.  A huge part of her wanted to take that risk, but she didn’t think it would change anything.  In fact, right now, she thought it would just make everything worse.  “Don’t worry, it’ll have everything you could possibly need on it,” she assured him.  She bit the inside of her cheek at his comment, her head bowing before she took a deep breath to steel herself.  “I’ve been watching.  Some of the things I said in the confessional…” she trailed off, shaking her head.  “It might not have ended up like I wanted it to or expected it to, but I don’t regret being on the show.”  She had other regrets though, ones she certainly couldn’t say to him.
Theo just gave her a bit of a nod and smiled. “Yeah? Well that’s good to know. I’m here for about three months. So I have to find some way to entertain myself.” It wasn’t going to be easy moving across country for that amount of time, but he couldn’t pass up the opportunity. “Yeah? I mean, I know I said some stuff in mine that I don’t exactly feel proud of. I’ve heard plenty on social medias and everything. I just try to forget it all happened. So, I mean, you shouldn’t dwell on it. We got the money, we figured out our matches, and as it turns out, my match wasn’t so much of a match for me. It happens right?” He shrugged trying to act like he didn’t care but honestly, he did. He wanted to go back and ask what they were thinking when him and Maya didn’t get paired up. Because honestly they should have. It made the most sense. It was water under the bridge now.Â