Rolan Deep

Lawyer, based in Chicago, IL. Contact me formally at [email protected] https://deep-in-chicago.straw.page

[deep-in-chicago]

Hey, I’m Rolan Deep. You can just call me Rolan. My pronouns are he/him (that’s important on this site, right?)

I’m 6’01”. I like reading, salads, and london fogs. I’m pretty work-focused, but my roommates are telling me to relax a bit on that front. I go for walks sometimes.

This is a mostly personal account, just so that I can keep up with people and all that. My roommate said it would help me with my emotions, and socializing as well.

I’m a lawyer who graduated in Chicago, IL. Feel free to contact me if you’re having legal troubles and need some help. I can’t guarantee that I’ll be able to back you up, but I will do the most that I am able to.

https://deep-in-chicago.straw.page

[ OOC ] Hey hey! The admin for this account is @ethossleepy :^) I won’t do much ooc posting, but when I do it’ll be tagged with “#out of character post” just so you know!

If you’re looking for more information on this au/blog universe, check out @4tlasb0und’s account! Or just check out the tag, “#shattering the veil” :^D

pfp by @zielaraaa !! Thank you so much and also thanks to Atlas for commissioning it!!

[deep-in-chicago]

We won the case. It was weird, because I’m not used to being the prosecutor.. I’m a defense attorney after all

[deep-in-chicago]

I probably shouldn’t be sharing this on the internet, but there are three days until my court date with those plastic surgeons. I don’t doubt they’re good at what they do.. it’s just my client really doesn’t like the fact her husband looks like that Edward guy from Twilight (or whoever. I haven’t seen Twilight) (Rand and Kian were trying to get me to watch it with them the other night though)

[deep-in-chicago]

Rand and Kian wanted me to get subway for them, but neither of them wanted to come for the drive.. I really am just a delivery driver to them. (Not actually. I’m just joking) (Rand gets carsick sometimes anyway. Not that he’ll admit it)

[viv-weylin]

Is this Viv Weylin of Weylin Inc. Cosmetic Surgery? Sorry about messaging you here, I wasn't sure how else to contact you..

Yes, my ask box or direct messages are both alright. This is Viv, why do you ask?

[deep-in-chicago]

We're suing you on the grounds of medical malpractice and purposefully botched surgery. My client is very unhappy with your work. This is in regards to a surgery you would have performed about a month ago

[viv-weylin]

…

well who is your client? I assure you we do not make mistakes in our surgery.

[deep-in-chicago]

My client is Adelaide White.. she’s upset at the outcome of her husband Morris White’s surgery…… apparently he looks too much like a certain celebrity. I believe his name is “Edward Twilight”? Regardless, neither of them were expecting the outcome.. which is why we are suing.

[viv-weylin]

Is this Viv Weylin of Weylin Inc. Cosmetic Surgery? Sorry about messaging you here, I wasn't sure how else to contact you..

Yes, my ask box or direct messages are both alright. This is Viv, why do you ask?

[deep-in-chicago]

We're suing you on the grounds of medical malpractice and purposefully botched surgery. My client is very unhappy with your work. This is in regards to a surgery you would have performed about a month ago

[deep-in-chicago]

So we're suing someone.. I'm not really used to this since I'm a defense attorney, but this guy seems confident and they're willing to pay me well if I can do this right

[deep-in-chicago]

My most recent client will only meet me at night, which is a bit strange for me because I’ve been trying to sleep earlier lately. Sucks for my schedule, but I’m desperate for an actual case at this point.

Rand thinks the guy’s secretly a night creature or something, and keeps trying to connect them back to one of his conspiracy theories. Honestly, I don’t care if they are a night creature (or whatever Rand said), I’ve probably seen worse…

[deep-in-chicago]

I really don't know how some of these people are trying to sue my clients. They walked your dog down the wrong street? Lady, what.

[deep-in-chicago]

Right, I guess I should tell you guys about this. Kian won’t be active on her account anymore (for the foreseeable future). Rand didn’t like all of the strange DMs she’s been getting, so he asked her to take a break 👍

If any of you would want to tell Kian anything though, just ask me and I’ll relay it to her.

[deep-in-chicago]

Sorry about the lack of activity, guys. I’ve been dealing with a case, so it’s been pretty busy. I’d tell you more, but for legal reasons I can’t (confidentiality, etc.)

[deep-in-chicago]

Who bug? Me bug??? No.. I mean. I’m not a bug, if that’s what you’re wondering

[deep-in-chicago]

Why..

[deep-in-chicago]

This is actually very nice. Thank you.

[deep-in-chicago]

First you need to file a statement of claim that basically highlights and describes all the facts and (legal) reasons why you’re suing and why you should be compensated— though it does depend on the claim and who you’re suing. You might have to pay a couple fees, and then the court will have to issue your statement.

Before you sue though, try to settle the dispute outside of court.. it saves us all a lot of time

[ OOC ] Literally ignore anything that’s wrong I’m a highschooler who knows very little about the law.. I lowkey did like 15 minutes of research don’t come at me 😞

[deep-in-chicago]

..very mature

[deep-in-chicago]

I accidentally cut my finger while preparing vegetables for a salad today.. it wasn't too deep of a cut, but now the tomatoes are covered in blood. Lost my appetite, but I'll probably be hungry later

[deep-in-chicago]

The blood oxidized.. green. Not sure if the acid from the tomatoes had anything to do with it. I swear it was red before...

I threw out the tomatoes. A few fruit flies decided to claim it as their own..

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, right..

Right?