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@deepdeadlylove
Hey there, doll face, the names Alexa. Alexa Jones. I'm vegan, don't forget it. Don't bother me, and we won't have a problem.
Please don't wake the devil in me.
Feel free to send in asks, starters, and mod questions, or anything else.
about alexa | rules | what's your question
Hey guys I’m not dead
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“Okay, pizza would be awesome. I love pizza,” Alexa said with a smile.
He smiled going into the kitchen starting to cook “so tell me about yourself”
“Well, I like baseball, it’s pretty fun. I have a brother named Mathieu,” Alexa said with a shrug.
He continued to cook “What’s baseball?”
"It's this game where someone throws a ball and you hit it with a bat, not the animal bat, but like a wooden stick," Alexa said with a shrug.
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“Okay, pizza would be awesome. I love pizza,” Alexa said with a smile.
He smiled going into the kitchen starting to cook “so tell me about yourself”
"Well, I like baseball, it's pretty fun. I have a brother named Mathieu," Alexa said with a shrug.
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“Okay, pizza would be awesome. I love pizza,” Alexa said with a smile.
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“You’re England right? I’m America, but from a different realm. The England from my realm somehow transported me here and now I have now way to get back home,” Alexa said, trying to explain it in a non-confusing way.
He only looked more confused “I… my name isn’t England if that’s what you mean…”
“Yes, sorry, you’re Arthur, right?” Alexa asked, trying to not be confusing. She thought he might have an idea of what to do, but based on what was happening she wasn’t so sure anymore.
He nodded “yes my names Arthur I’m an incubus”
“I’m Alexa,” She said quickly. “I’m not anything special tho.”
He looked her up and down “you’re rather attractive” he stated suddenly “so why are you here you seem human”
“Thanks, you’re not to bad yourself, dollface,” she said with her signature grin. “To be quite honest, I’m not sure. Don’t even remember coming her but somehow I got here?”
He chuckled “where did you come from, you don’t belong in this dimension”
“Exactly! I came from a different dimension. My friend Oliver was doing something stupid and then I ended up here,” she said. “I swear when I see him again I’m going to fight him.”
He frowned “humans shouldn’t mess with this stuff, with out knowing which dimension you’re from…. I can’t get you home”
“Well Oliver doesn’t like to listen so even when we said don’t mess with it he still did. And that’s not good, so basically I’m stuck here?” Alexa asked, getting increasingly nervous but not making it obvious.
He nodded “for now at least…”
“Well, this is quite a problem,” Alexa thought out loud. “I really am going to kill that man when I see him.
Arthur chuckled “well for now would you like some dinner?”
“That’d be wonderful, thank you,” Alexa smiled at his offer.
Arthur led her to his kitchen sitting her down at the dining table “anything you’d like or don’t eat?”
"I'm vegan," Alexa said, with a shrug. "But other than that I'm pretty much not picky."
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“You’re England right? I’m America, but from a different realm. The England from my realm somehow transported me here and now I have now way to get back home,” Alexa said, trying to explain it in a non-confusing way.
He only looked more confused “I… my name isn’t England if that’s what you mean…”
“Yes, sorry, you’re Arthur, right?” Alexa asked, trying to not be confusing. She thought he might have an idea of what to do, but based on what was happening she wasn’t so sure anymore.
He nodded “yes my names Arthur I’m an incubus”
“I’m Alexa,” She said quickly. “I’m not anything special tho.”
He looked her up and down “you’re rather attractive” he stated suddenly “so why are you here you seem human”
“Thanks, you’re not to bad yourself, dollface,” she said with her signature grin. “To be quite honest, I’m not sure. Don’t even remember coming her but somehow I got here?”
He chuckled “where did you come from, you don’t belong in this dimension”
“Exactly! I came from a different dimension. My friend Oliver was doing something stupid and then I ended up here,” she said. “I swear when I see him again I’m going to fight him.”
He frowned “humans shouldn’t mess with this stuff, with out knowing which dimension you’re from…. I can’t get you home”
“Well Oliver doesn’t like to listen so even when we said don’t mess with it he still did. And that’s not good, so basically I’m stuck here?” Alexa asked, getting increasingly nervous but not making it obvious.
He nodded “for now at least…”
“Well, this is quite a problem,” Alexa thought out loud. “I really am going to kill that man when I see him.
Arthur chuckled “well for now would you like some dinner?”
"That'd be wonderful, thank you," Alexa smiled at his offer.
Vampire rp
Erie looked up to the woman and hummed a bit as she relaxed back on her couch sighing a bit before shakin her head. “Going ou’ after sundown? There are barely any people an’ hardly any activities t’ do.”
@deepdeadlylove
“Sweet, it’ll be fun, I promise!” Alexa said, shaking her head. She knew it would be fun. It’s always fun going out after sundown. It’s her favorite time of day. She enjoys it a very large amount. “I love going outside after sundown.”
Erie smiled and nodded as she sipped at her coffee gently. She didn’t need the drink and it did nothing for her like it would for a human, but it was a comforting taste and the feel of the warmth was nice from time to time. “I’ll be happy t’ experience this time with ye then.”
“Yeah, it’ll be fun, trust me,” Alexa said. She enjoyed going outside. And it’s getting dark now so she’d be able to go soon. She was getting hungry so she appreciated being able to go. “I’m getting hungry, so I appreciate his.”
Erie nodded and smiled as she finished off her coffee before standing and stretching out with a yawn, humming a little. “Aye, I’m getting hungry as well. A nice meal will be perfec’.” She spoke as she looked toward the window, feeling the last lights of the day dying.
"Yes, I agree, it feels like I haven't eaten in days," Alexa said, nodding in agreement. She was ready to go and could leave whenever Erie was ready. "I'm ready to go whenever you are."
anna kendrick tweets sentence starters ( pt. 1 ) / change pronouns as necessary !!
“it’s cute how i used to think this ‘barely-holding-it-together’ feeling was temporary.”
“oh, god. i just realized i’m stuck with me my whole life.”
“yes, of course i got your text—i’m just ignoring it. don’t make it weird.”
“sometimes i think ‘i need to think before i speak’ & then other times I think ‘i shouldn’t leave the house or interact with people ever.’”
“i woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. fuck this day.”
“serious question: how much are wedding cakes? and how weird would it be if i wanted to buy one just to eat? by myself?”
“for someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think i would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.”
“you guys should kiss, though.”
“i think i could break him.”
“i like my men like i like my coffee. silent.”
“god, finally.”
“i’m gonna throw on some sweats & call this day a win.”
“i’m so humble it’s crazy. i’m like the kanye west of humility.”
“i feel like being a lawyer would be super easy.”
“i suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs i simply lose the will to eat.”
“sorry, i couldn’t hear you.”
Vampire rp
Erie looked up to the woman and hummed a bit as she relaxed back on her couch sighing a bit before shakin her head. “Going ou’ after sundown? There are barely any people an’ hardly any activities t’ do.”
@deepdeadlylove
“Sweet, it’ll be fun, I promise!” Alexa said, shaking her head. She knew it would be fun. It’s always fun going out after sundown. It’s her favorite time of day. She enjoys it a very large amount. “I love going outside after sundown.”
Erie smiled and nodded as she sipped at her coffee gently. She didn’t need the drink and it did nothing for her like it would for a human, but it was a comforting taste and the feel of the warmth was nice from time to time. “I’ll be happy t’ experience this time with ye then.”
"Yeah, it'll be fun, trust me," Alexa said. She enjoyed going outside. And it's getting dark now so she'd be able to go soon. She was getting hungry so she appreciated being able to go. "I'm getting hungry, so I appreciate his."
high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner .
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
❝ succ ❞
❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
❝ n - nani ?!? ❞
❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
❝ nice . >:] ❞
❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
❝ the more you know ! ❞
❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
❝ epic jojoke . ❞
❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
[ dabs ]
❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
❝ we are number one ! ❞
❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a bad time - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
❝ POOTIS . ❞
❝ ECH . ❞
❝ do not presume . ❞
❝ i’m gay . ❞
❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
❝ expand dong . ❞
❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
❝ WOOMY . ❞
❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
❝ exotic butters . ❞
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
❝ ow the edge ❞
❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
❝ DOH ! ❞
❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
Vampire rp
Erie looked up to the woman and hummed a bit as she relaxed back on her couch sighing a bit before shakin her head. “Going ou’ after sundown? There are barely any people an’ hardly any activities t’ do.”
@deepdeadlylove
"Sweet, it'll be fun, I promise!" Alexa said, shaking her head. She knew it would be fun. It's always fun going out after sundown. It's her favorite time of day. She enjoys it a very large amount. "I love going outside after sundown."
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“You’re England right? I’m America, but from a different realm. The England from my realm somehow transported me here and now I have now way to get back home,” Alexa said, trying to explain it in a non-confusing way.
He only looked more confused “I… my name isn’t England if that’s what you mean…”
“Yes, sorry, you’re Arthur, right?” Alexa asked, trying to not be confusing. She thought he might have an idea of what to do, but based on what was happening she wasn’t so sure anymore.
He nodded “yes my names Arthur I’m an incubus”
“I’m Alexa,” She said quickly. “I’m not anything special tho.”
He looked her up and down “you’re rather attractive” he stated suddenly “so why are you here you seem human”
“Thanks, you’re not to bad yourself, dollface,” she said with her signature grin. “To be quite honest, I’m not sure. Don’t even remember coming her but somehow I got here?”
He chuckled “where did you come from, you don’t belong in this dimension”
“Exactly! I came from a different dimension. My friend Oliver was doing something stupid and then I ended up here,” she said. “I swear when I see him again I’m going to fight him.”
He frowned “humans shouldn’t mess with this stuff, with out knowing which dimension you’re from…. I can’t get you home”
“Well Oliver doesn’t like to listen so even when we said don’t mess with it he still did. And that’s not good, so basically I’m stuck here?” Alexa asked, getting increasingly nervous but not making it obvious.
He nodded “for now at least…”
"Well, this is quite a problem," Alexa thought out loud. "I really am going to kill that man when I see him.
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“You’re England right? I’m America, but from a different realm. The England from my realm somehow transported me here and now I have now way to get back home,” Alexa said, trying to explain it in a non-confusing way.
He only looked more confused “I… my name isn’t England if that’s what you mean…”
“Yes, sorry, you’re Arthur, right?” Alexa asked, trying to not be confusing. She thought he might have an idea of what to do, but based on what was happening she wasn’t so sure anymore.
He nodded “yes my names Arthur I’m an incubus”
“I’m Alexa,” She said quickly. “I’m not anything special tho.”
He looked her up and down “you’re rather attractive” he stated suddenly “so why are you here you seem human”
“Thanks, you’re not to bad yourself, dollface,” she said with her signature grin. “To be quite honest, I’m not sure. Don’t even remember coming her but somehow I got here?”
He chuckled “where did you come from, you don’t belong in this dimension”
“Exactly! I came from a different dimension. My friend Oliver was doing something stupid and then I ended up here,” she said. “I swear when I see him again I’m going to fight him.”
He frowned “humans shouldn’t mess with this stuff, with out knowing which dimension you’re from…. I can’t get you home”
"Well Oliver doesn't like to listen so even when we said don't mess with it he still did. And that's not good, so basically I'm stuck here?" Alexa asked, getting increasingly nervous but not making it obvious.
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“You’re England right? I’m America, but from a different realm. The England from my realm somehow transported me here and now I have now way to get back home,” Alexa said, trying to explain it in a non-confusing way.
He only looked more confused “I… my name isn’t England if that’s what you mean…”
“Yes, sorry, you’re Arthur, right?” Alexa asked, trying to not be confusing. She thought he might have an idea of what to do, but based on what was happening she wasn’t so sure anymore.
He nodded “yes my names Arthur I’m an incubus”
“I’m Alexa,” She said quickly. “I’m not anything special tho.”
He looked her up and down “you’re rather attractive” he stated suddenly “so why are you here you seem human”
“Thanks, you’re not to bad yourself, dollface,” she said with her signature grin. “To be quite honest, I’m not sure. Don’t even remember coming her but somehow I got here?”
He chuckled “where did you come from, you don’t belong in this dimension”
"Exactly! I came from a different dimension. My friend Oliver was doing something stupid and then I ended up here," she said. "I swear when I see him again I'm going to fight him."
Vampire rp
Erie looked up to the woman and hummed a bit as she relaxed back on her couch sighing a bit before shakin her head. “Going ou’ after sundown? There are barely any people an’ hardly any activities t’ do.”
@deepdeadlylove
“Well, I mean, yeah, you’re not wrong, but like it’s so much better after night! All the humans are asleep, which makes it much easier to get something to eat!” Alexa said, crossing her arms. “And since the sun is down we don’t get a sunburn!”
The myths about vampires turning into dust in sunlight is so far from true. Sure, vampires do get wicked sunburns, but they don’t turn to dust. Alexa wasn’t sure who came up with that myth or why anyone actually believes it.
Erie hummed a bit, having been a home-body had helped her survive so going out was a foreign concept to say the least. “Maybe I shall accompany ye ou’. When are ye planning on going ou’ nex’?” She asked with a smile.
"Well, I was gonna go out either tonight or tomorrow," Alexa said with a shrug. It truly depended on the temperature since she didn't like to be too hot or too cold. "Depends on how the weather is. But with how it feels outside right now it'll probably be tonight."
"There you are Arthur! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Arthur looked at them confused “w-what?” He didn’t recognise this person did he meet them in the past?
“You’re England right? I’m America, but from a different realm. The England from my realm somehow transported me here and now I have now way to get back home,” Alexa said, trying to explain it in a non-confusing way.
He only looked more confused “I… my name isn’t England if that’s what you mean…”
“Yes, sorry, you’re Arthur, right?” Alexa asked, trying to not be confusing. She thought he might have an idea of what to do, but based on what was happening she wasn’t so sure anymore.
He nodded “yes my names Arthur I’m an incubus”
“I’m Alexa,” She said quickly. “I’m not anything special tho.”
He looked her up and down “you’re rather attractive” he stated suddenly “so why are you here you seem human”
"Thanks, you're not to bad yourself, dollface," she said with her signature grin. "To be quite honest, I'm not sure. Don't even remember coming her but somehow I got here?"
