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i love my father

you want to start a diet but there are still snacks and other unhealthy yummies in the house

after a week of balancing between cravings and eating fruits and veggies you have finally eaten the last “bad food”

nothing is in your way now you can think about your next meal without fear of relapse

the next day your father sends you chocolate in the mail

#i do love my father #but he should work on his timing #at least it's ORGANIC chocolate

sometimes i get a hard on and i think about or see something even sexier than what gave me a hard on in the first place - but my hard on doesn’t get any harder

that’s how i know i am a finite being

#that and mondays #the more you know #the more you realize you don't

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#oreo #nebula #astronaut #i cry for you cause they say i have no reason to cry #you are the reason #i am the oreo #seriously tho dont eat oreos this shit is full of not-good-for-you

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Sparkenbroke by Charles Morgan

#sparkenbroke #imagination #quote

#alcibiades

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Dog of Wisdom by a literal genius

Sometimes there is a video a video that changes everything. A person might have been simply living their life, chilling and watching Netflix, the usual. One day they see a video that turns everything they know in life upside down.

“Dog of Wisdom” is one of those videos.

With an animation style that can only be described as “flight simulator esque” the video is a compelling document of what humanity can accomplish when it wants to kill a minute of time. This video is the kind of thing that proves exactly how creative a person can be from the brilliant color scheme to the clever animation to the deep enriching plot line.

The video begins with a dog flying in a plane. No explanation is given for this dog flying a plane. None is needed. Simply put, the dog flies. Akin to Snoopy, Charlie Brown’s longtime friend and sometime dealer, this dog flies around seeing the landscape. Unlike Snoopy, the dog has no allusions of grandeur. Rather the dog explains how everyone likes him. Maybe this is true and maybe it is not but that is ultimately irrelevant for this video is about something bigger than the dog something bigger than everything.

Out in the shimmering clear blue sky is another dog. The dog (our titular character) notices this while in the midst of barking at nothing in particular. Upon seeing this other dog the dog (the dog) appears distraught. Without any sort of further development the video shows the anguish and pain this causes the dog. For a while the dog becomes enraged, wondering why there would ever be another dog in the sky.

Introducing himself as the “dog of wisdom” the dog (the dog) asks about what their wisdom could possibly be. The dog of wisdom gives a clever, concise, sort of Aesop-fable kind of wisdom. Even the dog remarks “that is a good wisdom” to which the dog of wisdom replies “thanks”.

Ending the video on a high-ass note the dogs sing together like a choir of angel dogs. In fact, much of the video can be viewed as an allegory for heaven and the afterlife. Wisdom is dispensed from a tooth a tooth that helps the dog of wisdom achieve true enlightenment. This joy is given to all possible travelers, whether they are dog or non-dog (though the latter can only be assumed).

Sometimes there is a video that makes a person believe in the goodness of society and “Dog of Wisdom” is that video.