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@deepspacelogisticshound127
HEY EVERYONE! making a new blog because i cant remember the password to my old one from before getting my neural implant after basic and even if it would take way too long to re-brand so here goes nothing My name is Alexis (ID: LHo-127), Im actively stationed in a logistic outpost on Asteroid 433 Eros with my Handler(?) (more like supervisor but whatever) Im transfem, im 20 years old and I pilot a Gen-2 C86 Heavy Lifting unit
medbay
found a dubious pack of powdered eggs behind the emergency rations in the cabinet, theres no expiration date on the package, should i try to make them?
also sorry for being gone for so long, i was checking the weapons inventory and one of the crates fell on me, i was in surgery for a full day, theres a reason for the "worlds worst cadet" shirt, even if im not a cadet anymore
happy union of the federation, handler let me have sparklers in the warehouse last night!
apparently we have weather simulations for the PA?? what to you mean i couldve been playing thunderstorm noises through the entire station the whole time????
GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.
DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS
i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained
first harvest of the strawberries in the hydroponics bay, they taste really sweet
happy pride month everypup!
Disclosure. And notice of official exercise being held: Midnight Audit protocol is active.
I geuss for the safety of staff and beast units about. Tonight is something that hasnt been enacted in years. For reasons. Read the full log.
A midnight audit...
Because enough word and complaints have circled around here.
And Senior staff is safe
Repair/Tech: enjoy the show
Any Rehabed creatures. Enjoy as well
Office/comms: safe
Logistics/management: safe
Mess/custodial: safe
Who isnt? The underperforming or moreso the neglectful and negligent Handlers..
The basics aren't being met.
That is a capital offense
Issued by higher ups.
We have
.kennels that dont get basic sanitation or bedding
.hounds getting pointless punishments or stricken for no reason.
.reports of hounds walking around in flight suites caked in 2 week old sweat and blood(and other substances)
.some reports of inadequate medical care
.we have new gens who think its normal to eat nutrient paste for every meal. Than get punished for underperforming in sortie.
.pointless decommissions of well performing hounds without a rhyme or reason....
So. Dear handlers who fall into these reports.
Youre probably asking what does this mean?
Oh its simple
Never asked why all junior and mid level handlers had to "subject personal side arms to inspection"?
The Midnight Audit is why.
We the Senior Handlers and higher ups have been tirelessly been checking performance and complaint data.
Your name will be called.
Report to bay 5
Dont run or well have one of our own hounds drag you in. Dont bother looking for a way out. Please just accept your fate with whatever dignity you have.
The names called
We will be hunting you
We will hunt you like the animals you where trusted with but failed
To add insult to injury
We brought in a few old faces.
Including the hound typing this for us
Were giving her stimms and a gun
Any frustrated techies? Feel free to antagonize them. Make them more afraid.
For the final addendum before the fun happens
.all pilots returning from night missions please use other hangars
.or the temp warehouse hangars
.all cameras and comms will be going dark
.normal operations will resume in the dawn
.sanitary staff will be compensated
.to the last handler standing
Dont worry we have a special "Treat" for you.
That is all. Happy Hunting.
Beast units: dont worry about anything
Tomorrow you will get the food you were supposed to be given
You will get clean bedding
You will get a proper Handler to hold your leash
We will be doing mandatory psyche evals of some of the more severe case reports...
You are not POWs
The POWs shouldn't be eating better than our best pilots.....
Rest well Mutts. Tomorrow will be better we promise.
Best Regards, Handler Leone, High Brass, and ig yes.... yes you 0451 you did a good job transcribing this.. you didnt need to type that too. Hound. I swear! Hit send for fuck sa
Hi puppyyyyyy! whos a good morally ambiguous girl???
Hi Hi me me i am im a good girl :3
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
HANDLER SAID I GET TO CHOOSE ONE TREAT FOR BEING GOOD ON MY LAST SORTIE!
its been, what, 200-ish years since we invented wifi and we STILL cant have a reliable connection even while in SPACE???
yes this post is about getting disconnected during a game of league
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks
So apparently we have a firing range? i guess i know what im doing for the rest of the day
well back to re-organizing the warehouse again i guess
