I love seeing a one (1) above the lightning bolt in Tumblr. I think to myself "oh joyous day, some poor fool has liked one of my Bullshit nonsense Posts™" aand then it's a porn bot
"[An account which is very obviously a porn bot] has followed you!" I am going to start doing spin attacks in your house until every single one of your valuables lay smashed to dust on your shitty grey carpeted floor












