[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[theolddivorcedzukka]

oh and btw the love was there and it changed everything. if u even care

[prec1ousboy]

Whining that "it hurts"

Your dom responding with "Tell me you don't like it and I'll stop"

Blushing and stammering in embarrassment from being called out as a filthy little masochist

[celebrinienjoyer]

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

[biggirldreaming]

when he does/says something and it goes straight to your clit like oh do that again

(no additions pls)

[traumadumpling]

Men figured out that some women like to read dark romance/smut and really just used that as an excuse to become the most insufferable pieces of shit online.

"you're mine now, your orgasms belong to me"

Like??? Calm down, Preston. You're 23 and you "don't believe in" safewords. Shoo

[casketkrusher-deactivated202607]

every time i trust someone, it feels like handing them a knife and asking them not to use it.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

once again i have been written up by HR

[lewdmoosesideblog]

maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

[bpderanged]

Whenever I open up I will always be reminded of why I never do.

[harrietthesecond]

Sorry I acted romantic and delusional again, you can kill me if you want

[gojoest]

when you palm a man’s clothed bulge and he spreads his legs wider for you giving access to his balls too and pushes his hips up against your hand and lets out that throaty little groan ………

[deadfang]

hey you wanna come over and watch scary movies*

*scary movies: heavy make out sesh that ends with sloppy messy sex

[drops-of-universe]

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

[memorycycle]

girl who desperately craves something but is also deathly afraid of reaching for it: *hasnt responded to you in a week*

[kid-sleeve]

tugging on ur sleeve with sexual intent

[beanbeater]

need a fwb... father with benefits