baby shark derangement syndrome

dees | 30 | he/she | forklift certified | currently experiencing hockey derangement syndrome 🦈🐧⭐ | not one of those people | ao3: arachnidisa | (formerly leclercenjoyer) | (i follow from @sphinxofgrease)

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[helicopterrrr]

can i interest you in will as a thresher shark

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[mack-will]

graceccsmith When family dinner is like shark tank and everything is a “billion-dollar idea”😂 @ wmack271

[8nin]

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

[trans-pickles]

you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[quietsphere]

Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!

[timrousbeastie]

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[dongboss]

great bulge bro. super tasteful

[celebrinienjoyer]

antidepressants users can you please tell me what youre working with and how its working for you,,, on god i need to get off this lexapro,,,

[celebrinienjoyer]

thirty years on this earth and i still have not mastered the basics of Going The Hell To Bed

[waltzingbi]

i already know there wont be anywhere near enough options but

what is your favourite tree🌲🌴🌳🪾

pine

oak

maple

redwood

palm

cherry blossom

willow

olive

birch

sycamore

cypress

other/not listed/say in tags

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours