baby shark derangement syndrome

dees | 30 | he/she | forklift certified | currently experiencing hockey derangement syndrome 🦈🐧⭐ | not one of those people | ao3: arachnidisa | (formerly leclercenjoyer) | (i follow from @sphinxofgrease)

[celebrinienjoyer]

totality was so fucking cool dude

[brawlite]

i think i should be allowed to quit my job and write gross and smutty fanfiction all day and still pull in a salary. i think it's a reasonable ask.

[tipsytern]

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

[synech-doche]

in order to ethically rpf, you must be able to take the rpf glasses off. unfortunately, many people have gotten rpf lasik and are ruining everyone else’s experience

[vanishingmoments]

I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic

[herpsandbirds]

Out of the following, which is your favorite soup?

Lentil Soup

Split Pea Soup

Gazpacho

Minestrone

Chicken Noodle

Some kind of mixed Vegetable Soup

Tom Kha Gai

Some kind of Noodle based Soup

Tortilla Soup

Some kind of Seafood based Soup

Some kind of Cream of some kind of Vegetable

Egg Drop

Voting ended onAug 12

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[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[toxicrivalries]

the one thing i will not debate however: hrpf is at it's most good and fun when the writer cares about hockey!

[celebrinienjoyer]

total eclipse tomarrow :]

[ash-rigby]

if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

[ash-rigby]

those three people in the fandom when the final book drops and the rarepair kisses:

[celebrinienjoyer]

is everything annoying or am i just an uncharitable little hag

[celebrinienjoyer]

upon further ponderation it may be my full five hours of interrupted sleep

[celebrinienjoyer]

is everything annoying or am i just an uncharitable little hag

[twistcmyk]

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[celebrinienjoyer]

guy who loves the sun

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real