Shootin' blanks. All the time, every time.

Current Magic Anon: NONE. Your NAME isn't important. You don't even REMEMBER IT. You are a RUSTBLOODED TROLL and pretty proud of it. You were meant to be a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. But something went WRONG. Now you are left out there to gather DUST and RUST. This wouldn't be so bad if your CANNONS would still work. You have been equipped with a NEW OPTIC that allows you to see, at least out of ONE EYE. This optic belonged to one Miss GLADOS LIVDAS originally.

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meddlingfashionista replied to your post: (WOW MAN why is there so much gore on my dash)

come back here where there’s no gore just manipulative sexy times

....................... wow man I have too many things going on at once )

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birdzee replied to your post: (WOW MAN why is there so much gore on my dash)

:)

Unfollows :)

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(WOW MAN why is there so much gore on my dash)

stop it) 

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I said:

One of YOUR KIND. Im sorry I dont like trigger-happy people.

Pfft.

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y(o)ur dislike f(o)r me is rather silly.

i’ve d(o)ne n(o)thing wr(o)ng.

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Are you deaf? Did the sound of your own bullets blow your audio units out?!

Dont you get it?

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Hmm.

See, the problem is.

I really dont like you and thats because one of your kind kind of….

KILLED ME.

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but i didn’t kill y(o)u.

i d(o)n’t kn(o)w wh(o) y(o)u are~.

i’ve never seen y(o)u bef(o)re s(o) h(o)w can i have killed y(o)u?

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I said:

One of YOUR KIND. Im sorry I dont like trigger-happy people.

Pfft.

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…

I really do not like your logic. Just putting that out there.

Really.

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why n(o)t~?

what’s wr(o)ng with it~?

i’m just d(o)ing what i was t(o)ld.

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Hmm.

See, the problem is.

I really dont like you and thats because one of your kind kind of....

KILLED ME.

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Have you ever considered uh.

Not shooting?

Talking to them? Asking them to go?

Because thats what Id do.

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but i was t(o)ld t(o) sh(o)(o)t~.

and sh(o)(o)ting makes them g(o) away quicker.

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...

I really do not like your logic. Just putting that out there.

Really.

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I dont shoot because …

Yeah. No gun, no bullets, AND I used to be blind.

And I dont feel like killing others, anyway. Its called ‘being peaceful’.

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i d(o)n’t kill pe(o)ple.

i just sh(o)(o)t them t(o) make them g(o) away.

were y(o)u made t(o) be blind?

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Have you ever considered uh.

Not shooting?

Talking to them? Asking them to go?

Because thats what Id do.

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Oh great!

And you SHOOT people now too.

Excuse me while I stay away from you out of principle.

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i’m supp(o)sed t(o) sh(o)(o)t pe(o)ple~.

what’s wr(o)ng with y(o)u?

why d(o)n’t y(o)u sh(o)(o)t?

were y(o)u n(o)t given a gun~?

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I dont shoot because ...

Yeah. No gun, no bullets, AND I used to be blind.

And I dont feel like killing others, anyway. Its called 'being peaceful'.

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defectivetroll replied to your post: So they did make another one of that. Figured theyd stop after fluking with me but nooo. Figures theyd try again.

Names Rusty. And you are the … the thing Im not getting close to with a 10 meter pole, mate.

rusty? hi~.

i d(o)n’t want y(o)u t(o) c(o)me cl(o)ser anyway.

if y(o)u did i’d sh(o)(o)t y(o)u.

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Oh great!

And you SHOOT people now too.

Excuse me while I stay away from you out of principle.

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WHAT THE SHIT??

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Yes I'm here now.)

Blame L4D  and a shitton of things on me not being online much on here)

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Defective turret!

These guys need more love so here’s my weird take. I’m not 100% convinced and might revise in the future! Like a cross between a weasel and a car salesman…

I didn’t try too much on the lineart :’( Also thanks guys for all the nice words about my other drawings!

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I should reblog this, just. I have to.

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defectivetroll started following you

Hello.

I see you.

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Thats great just....

Hey is that a gun? Better not poke an eye with that.

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(crawls 2 bed)

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»- Ya doin’ alright there Rusty? -> 

That’s a load off your back.. You straighten back up, rolling your shoulders and stretching, back popping quietly. »- Ain’t nothin’ gonna eatcha -> »- Not this early in -> »- Justa bit further to where I hide out ->

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/You scramble back up, patting dust off of you./

Im going fine just....

WHAT DID YOU SAY IS GOING TO EAT ME?

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»- Dunno why ya would -> 

»- Sterile white walls -> »- Opressive atmosphere -> »- Barely ‘nough air t’ breath -> »- Or that’s what it feels like -> You stagger forward a few more steps, pausing to catch your breath before continuing on, swatting a vine out of the way. Definitely close. There it was! Looming in the dim light, a tall archway adorned at the top with some circular shape stood, overgrown with ivy and crawling plants that hung down. Stretching from either side of the arch and even from the top are steel braces, and occasionally trace amounts of glass, though most of it seemed to have been long broken or removed for use as other things.

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/You cling to his back, looking upwards when the tall structure came into view. Wow. Whatever that was, it was ... pretty damn big and oops you are scared again? Looks like just about everything down there is freakishly big, and you are uncomfortable. You let go of him, dropping to the ground/

.....at least it wont kill me if I look where Im stepping.

/You mumble./