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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

artemistheartist

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

#THAT'S CUTE AND SAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

felderwin

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

agnesmontague

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

hexmaniacmareen

can you imagine having your brutal murder described in detail to future generations

lizawithazed

this is my new favourite story from history

thacmis

Just an addition: “fart” also is slang for “bullshit” in Chinese, so his friend was basically writing “BS” on the dude’s ego poem

fuckyeahchinesefashion

哈哈哈苏东坡和佛印啊 That’s Su Dongpo and Fo Yin

yunocall-blog

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#music

narcasse-blog1

definitelynotaprotagonist replied to your post: The moment when wearing two belts make that waist…

((okay but what about this- 10 billion belts))

Yr going to turn him into a celery wrapped in bacons, friend! Except- Narsus is the celery.

definitelynotaprotagonist

#no words #just suffer

karsiia

Proceeds to scream unintelligibly at the man

“How do you keep getting into my office?”

definitelynotaprotagonist

because I come during work hours “Never mind tha’! Yer in serious trouble! Pack yer bags!”

#crack rp #karsiia

streetcrowned-a

BLEED FOR YOUR CITY SUNSHINE GIRL . BLEED FOR YOUR FRIENDS . BLEED FOR THE WORLD . YOU NEVER KNEW ANYTHING ELSE ANYWAY - YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT BATTLES, BIG OR SMALL, YOU FIGHT THEM ALL, YOU MAKE REVOLUTIONS OUT OF THEM . & YOU SCREAM THE NAME OF THOSE FALLEN IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU STRETCH OUT YOUR HANDS, TRYING TO HOLD ONTO THEIR GHOSTS . YOU FALL ON YOUR KNEES & YOU WHISPER EVERY NAME AS AN APOLOGETIC PRAYER : FOR YOU COULD NOT PROTECT THEM & YOU FEEL LIKE EVERY LIFE LOST IS YOUR BURDEN TO CARRY .

HOME . RULES . ABOUT

FIRE VEINED GIRL WHEN WILL YOU LEARN NOT TO JUST GIVE KINDNESS BUT TAKE SOME AS WELL?

#SCREAMS

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