Defnotanalien

Obsessively reblogging whatever catches my interest

[glassamphibians]

i love how when it was just chiron in charge will and nico had to come up with weird loopholes in the rules to get away with stuff but then mr d showed up and went ‘no really do whatever you want gay rights’

[k411i0p3]

hmmm i drew this instead of doing my homework-

anyways I’m in the process of writing some Nico Will and Rachel one shots and oh boy it is chaos

Sry if the colors are a little fucked up the mix between my glasses making things slightly different colored and my brightness being so low is not a good combination as it turns out

[heyimboredtalktome]

Will: So, if 'K' is short for 'ok', and sometimes you call your grandpa 'pop'. In reality 'k-pop equals 'ok boomer'.

Everyone at Camp: *crying* Please stop, it's 3 AM.

Percy: He's got a point

[glassamphibians]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *brad* *the clown* *kyle* *brunette girl* *token minority*

gay friend groups are like: *traumatized fallen god* *liberal arts priestess* *goth in a cowboy hat* *unhinged preteen* *lamp with anxiety* *multiple murderous frogs*

[buoyantsaturn]

nico’s the type to full-name somebody as an attempt to intimidate them, regardless of whether or not it’s their actual full name or if it’s actually intimidating

he finds out hazel and frank are dating and calls frank franklin during a shovel talk but if anything frank’s just incredibly confused

[pkvannix]

glow in the dark boyfriend ™

[treasureplcnet]

every single day i wish trials of apollo was a slice of life comedy where he has to reconnect with his children despite being stuck in the body and mindset of a teenager

[cindersart]

‘nico what the f—’ ‘halloween’ ‘halloween was tHREE MONTHS AGO YOU LIL SHIT’ ‘>8D’

@joleanart​ did this and it broke my heart but also gave me an idea. 

[cindersart]

part 2: Halloween Came Early This Year And Jason’s Costume Looks Realistic

[glassamphibians]

new aesthetic: nico gently oppressing lester

[the-ghost-king]

Nico never stopped saying his exact thoughts out loud, he just got more deadpan about it

[the-ghost-king]

I guarantee you he treats his dads servants nicer than he treats his own future father in law I just don't have the books to prove it rn

[the-ghost-king]

He just likes to mock gods and call them out, also it seems that sarcasm is genetic

I also like how he asks questions, his questions are always worded in a "we both know the answer to this but I want to hear you say it"

[the-ghost-king]

@ambrosia1515 yeah!!

[solacesunnyboy]

tumblr has taught me one thing:

[c10v3r]

i really love you souyo.... i want to hug you souyo.......

some more dooles under the cut in case you are interested in them :3

now to disappear once again until i drop more art... watch this post flop bro

[gabbyp09]

[fake-tweets]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

[chipjrwibignaturals]

guys i installed a program to show me exactly where the data is hidden and i think i found it and youre never gonna believe it

todd howard im fucking coming for you

[chipjrwibignaturals]

"thank you random microsoft customer support agent" we all say in unison

[shadytail]

We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

[krakenartificer]

I love this in every way possible. What is it from? Where can I read more?

[blackcatphysics]

The pitfalls of experimental archaeology and puppies.

[shrewreadings]

link to source:

“Unraveling the Linothorax Mystery, or how Linen Armor Came to Dominate our Lives.”

https://jhupress.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/unraveling-the-linothorax-mystery-or-how-linen-armor-came-to-dominate-our-lives/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy shit read the article. it’s short but wild

[mounmantaka]

We found that even more of a threat than rain was one’s own sweat on a hot day. So, yes, it does need waterproofing, both inside and out. We did a number of experiments along those lines, and found that rubbing a block of beeswax over all sides of the armor provided nice waterproofing. It also makes the armor smell nice! When you wear it for a couple hours, your own body heat softens the glue a bit and makes it conform to your body shape, so it is much more comfortable to wear than rigid types of armor. Our reconstructions weighed about 10 pounds–about one third the weight of bronze armor that would provide the same degree of protection.

Honey i gotta go to war… not to smell my bee armor or hang with the boys or anything no.. uhh we need to uh do war things?

[thefibrarchaeologist]

#i've definitely read this before and i've probably reblogged it before but like.#no one in this thread is mentioning that they actually shot someone with an actual arrow in this armor.#they were like 'we've got to test this in practice' and instead of getting a mannequin or something they had an actual person wear it.

They what?

[classicslesbianopinions]

from the article:

While all of this mayhem (both scientifically controlled and free-form) convinced us that our linothorax was ancient-battlefield-ready, we still felt compelled to try a real-life scenario, so Scott donned the armor and Greg shot him. And while we had confidence in our armor, our relief was still considerable when the arrowhead stuck and lodged in the armor’s outer layers, a safe distance away from flesh.

a good life-size mannequin is expensive but i guarantee it would've cost way less than they were spending on all that linen.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

Academics are just like that.

[eddie4bat-president]

Modern au Robin and Steve do the hear me out cake thing. Steve puts down a picture of Corroded Coffin frontman Eddie Munson in creepy monster prosthetic make-up from one of their music videos prompting Robin to go "ew ew ew why did you have to use that picture??"

Steve: ??? Because this is a "hear me out" cake and not "objectively hot man" cake

Robin: idk he's got that pale gremlin thing going on, you could have used any other photo-

Steve: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Robin: just because you've had a crush on him since high sc-

Steve quickly reaches for her then there's a hard cut. They stand side by side, both of their hair is messy, there's a rip in the shoulder of Robin's button up, they both have streaks of frosting on their faces. The cake is mostly fine but the spot where Eddie's skewer was placed looks like someone clawed it out then patted it back down. His picture is still there but pretty wrinkly. They keep going like nothing happened.

[cont.]

[mallalada]

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

[mallalada]

[yamujiburo]

best take

also YOUR ART STYLE

[uberguber89]

They trade whenever MEOWTH decides!

[warlockfangirl]

Being trans isn't just a choice you make It's a choice Meowth makes