Pretty Little Time Bomb

*seizure warning* Deidara ! 19 ! Akatsuki "Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art… is an EXPLOSION!" Deidara RP Blog indie ! sel! pri Tracked tag is deideibomb

[magicalinspo]

                               if i must be a monster, to protect what is m i n e,                                      THEN A MONSTER I SHALL BE.

[dimensao7]

[deidei-bomb]

💥 tag update, un!  💥

[deidei-bomb]

💥 @frogprinceus liked for a modern starter 💥

Deidara and Hidan were all for skipping class; all day, every day. (It was a wonder they hadn’t flunked out yet.) Hidan, however, had gotten caught just moments ago, though, and was sent back to his class. Deidara had hid in the bathroom stall, and he had no qualms about letting his acquaintance take the fall and all of the blame. Screw him, anyway.

As of now, Dei found himself sitting on the bathroom floor, cold tile beneath him, with a cigarette hanging from his lips and his lighter in his hand. He clicked it on and off a few times before lighting up the health hazard and taking a drag.. He watched the embers glow as he inhaled and smiled to himself.

Soon enough, though,someone barged in and he knew he had been caught. Dei had a known reputation at this high school, much like at the one he had previously been expelled from, so when the teacher looked down at him with distaste he merely asked,

“What, un? You can’t say you’re surprised.”

[naru-uzumaki]

Warning Label: Gets angry when you use his friend as a couch, spouts nonsense about friendship, then tries to kill you. What a nerd.

warning labels. accepting.

@deidei-bomb

◖ -‘๑’- ◗ 

        #TRIGGERED 

[deidei-bomb]

🔥 @maskednin liked for a modern verse starter 🔥

Deidara raised his hand high in the air until his teacher noticed him. Once he had his sensei’s attention, he asked,

“Kakashi-sensei, can I be excused due to the fact that this lesson is complete and utter bullshit?”

[deidei-bomb]

like for a modern verse starter

[deidei-bomb]

Deidara: Don't. Say. A word.

Tobi: ... Fergalicious.

Deidara: I said no words, Tobi!

Tobi: Oh, I see! Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you!

[deidei-bomb]

Hidan: Hold the fuck up

Sasori: *holds Deidara*

Deidara: Wow Sasori, low blow.

[myaskboxmemes]

If my muse came with a warning label inbox me what it would say.

[defiantsuggestion]

Wear your scars proudly. Whatever tried to kill you failed.

[deidei-bomb]

YO! Here with a returning Deidara blog.Indie/sel/pri, but I’m open to AUs and OCs. My two main verses are pre-war and modern. Especially looking for some other Akastuki members to interact with! Hit me up! Like and/or reblog this if you want me to check you out. 

[deidei-bomb]

Art is an

                                     EXPLOSION                                                                

INK GIF CREDIT + PROMO BANNER CREDIT

[hidan-chan-my-foot]

So, Tobi, I couldn't help but notice that you always manage to tick your Senpai off... Do you ever try doing things to cheer him up or just make him happy?

[hisscythe-deactivated20170209]

   ❝  … I want a refund on my partner. Zetsu seems like a cool fucker, can I be with him instead ? ❞

[deidei-bomb]

“I would also like a refund on my partner. Anyone will do. Except for that Uchiha bastard . Anyone but him. Maybe Kisame,”

[ghostling]

Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

[deidei-bomb]

“Burn everything to the ground. That’s what I’ll do.”