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Mostly incorrect Wotakoi

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Hirotaka: The crab in “The Little Mermaid” was right, the human world is a mess

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Kou: I’ve got all this panic but sadly, no disco.

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Koyanagi: I admire the betta fish because I too am beautiful and want to fight everyone.

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*Hirotaka helping Narumi after an injury*

Kabakura: *asking Hirotaka* How does Narumi look?

Koyanagi: *from behind him* A lot better than you do.

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*Narumi trying to force Hirotaka to sleep for the first time in a week*

Hirotaka: When earthquakes happen, coffins become underground maracas.

Narumi: *crying* PLEASE JUST GO TO SLEEP!

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Narumi: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Kabakura: Please don’t eat lava.

Hirotaka: Eat it and let us know.

Koyanagi: Actually, since lava is made of molten rock, it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Narumi: You’re the only one who understands me.

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Wotakoi as B99 quotes (again):

Koyanagi and Kabakura:

Kou:

Hirotaka:

Narumi:

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Wotakoi as B99 quotes:

Kou:

Yoshiki and Kensuke:

Koyanagi:

Narumi and Hirotaka:

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*Hirotaka helping Narumi after an injury*

Kabakura: *asking Hirotaka* How does Narumi look?

Koyanagi: *from behind him* A lot better than you do.

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Hirotaka: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Kabakura: Tutoring?

Narumi: Concerts?

Koyanagi: Prostitution?

Hirotaka:*holding his broken frames* Glasses.

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Kou: *panicking* GUYS, I THINK NIFUJI-KUN IS DEAD!

Yoshiki: Great, I hated his guts.

Kensuke: Oh, finally.

Naoya: *waking up from a nap* Well, first of all, screw you.

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Hirotaka: *on his way to another smoke break* Rules are made to be broken.

Kabakura: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is ever made to be broken.

Hirotaka:  Piñatas.

Koyanagi: Glow sticks.

Narumi: *recovering from a character death* My heart.

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Baba: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Koyanagi: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Naru isn’t

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Kabakura: Why are you on the floor?

Hirotaka: I’m depressed.

Hirotaka: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get me Narumi?

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Kabakura: No more making fun of me when I misuse outdated cultural terms. Are we YOLO on this?

Koyanagi: *holding back tears of laughter* We are YOLO.

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I feel like Hirotaka has really gross ears. Not the inside, necessarily. I mean, he pierced himself back in high school and has probably never cleaned his piercing since. 

Even if the holes have closed up, wouldn’t it still be gross? Shouldn’t there be some icky stuff in there?

If his ear is all gross, then I imagine that Hanako was the one to point it out (because she has ear piercings too). Like, she randomly asked Hirotaka “When was the last time you cleaned your piercing?”. 

Then, he blankly stared at her before going “I’m supposed to clean it?”

The next day, she came equipped with alcohol wipes and cotton swabs and spent her lunchtime giving Hirotaka’s ears a make-over.

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Hirotaka: Naoya just referred to me as “the six dwarves”.

Hirotaka: Because I’m everything but “Happy”.