ABBY.exe

im moving accounts. my @ is still yrobedientserv i just decided i wanted to start over because,,, i dunno why

[valtsv]

before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would have gotten me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, carry on

[anna-kendrickarchive]

[cozcat]

cedric:

[garrettauthor]

HOLY SHIT

[the-itzy-bitzy-spider]

@damiaanos @kayrizzle025

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[nevver]

Seizure of indigenous land, 1776-1887

[okay-see-you]

[wolfwars]

this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.

[caylaxmerie-blog]

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

[connormurphyfangirl]

Jared: I will destroy everything you love.

Connor: I love you.

Jared:

Jared: Jokes on you, I’ve been self destructive my whole life.

[treebitchevan-blog]

tag yourself, im the loudest “BEN”

[twotruefriends-blog1]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS??

[propertyline]

watch as mike faist ice skates to his own voice in the background

(kristolyn’s instagram story, 12.6.17)

[connors-acorn]

Jared and Evan’s friendship ajdjwfniwmsk

[memeing-through-a-window]

when did i ever think putting north koreans marching to sincerely me was a good idea

[your-theories-have-flaws]

“I would call it a come to Jesus moment but I’m a Jew so it’s more of a come to Moses moment”

-Ben Platt talking about sneezing on rude audience members

[fallingg-in-a-forest]

Some guy’s just singing “To Break in a Glove” in the back (also,,, their fAciaL exPreSsioNs)

[honeydusts]

i think about this video too often

[connors-acorn]

MIKES LAUGH AT THE END IS THE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE

[faistyboyconnor]

On a lighter note, MLB has the strongest Evan Hansen vibes and no one will ever convince me otherwise