loading my days into burn piles!

iz - 24 - she/they - australia - follows from @dreamstatemp3

[segamascott]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[mevil]

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[thecryptkeeper]

[tall]

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[lonely-dog-song]

i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[propertyline]

how in the year of our lord 2026 is the evidence base for getting rid of hiccups still so dookie