alternate universes

a blog of things i love, think about, or laugh at... or sometimes even all three at the same time! dedicated to appreciating our own crazy universe and those that others dream up and so kindly share with us.

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

napping is easy because your brain is connecting to the Sleep Server at low traffic hours for your region.

when everyone is trying to get on the Sleep Server during high traffic hours, night in your region, the lag is at its worst and many people can’t even connect to the server at all that’s why falling asleep at night is hard thank you for coming to my ted talk

[delurkness]

f1 2022 livery reaction tracker (so far):

Haas: 😐 (like last year)

Red Bull: the s a m e as last year and the years before is anyone surprised? not me

Aston Martin: sexyyyy

McLaren: not sure about that light blue but it's growing on me

Alpha Tauri: i see what you've done there with colour inversion and i love it

Williams: holy fuck that's hot

[delurkness]

Ferrari: surprisingly like it considering the team shirts are mehhhh

[delurkness]

f1 2022 livery reaction tracker (so far):

Haas: 😐 (like last year)

Red Bull: the s a m e as last year and the years before is anyone surprised? not me

Aston Martin: sexyyyy

McLaren: not sure about that light blue but it's growing on me

Alpha Tauri: i see what you've done there with colour inversion and i love it

Williams: holy fuck that's hot

[delurkness]

f1 fantasy, part 2 of the saga: my brother and i finish watching fp3. i go upstairs to the whiteboard, write out the results, track how driver positions have moved and generally think about how the teams/cars and drivers have looked this weekend. make my picks, slink back downstairs...

and somehow he's picked the same people again??? something is at work here

(alonso [turbo], ocon, norris, bottas, gasly, and rb btw if you're curious)

[delurkness]

so this week to try and get the jump on my brother for f1 fantasy, i made my team picks based on fp performance and switched seb - who has been in my lineup since race 1 - out for alonso

little did i know... 😂 i'm sorry i didn't have more faith in you, seb

(also find it hilarious that for all we were expecting some drivers to crash out in the race, none of them were at turn 15... glad everyone's ok)

[gloveattacker]

my hand slipped

[the-moonlight-witch]

[somethingjustlike10]

Me jumping from one fandom to another, reading fics on Ao3 with exactly the same plot but different characters.

[somethingxlittle]

I am sorry.

[sandibullock]

Soul (2020)

Your spark isn’t your purpose. That last box fills in when you’re ready to come live.

[english-history-trip]

I'm just down to start fights at this point.

[tearsofgrace]

psa for music humans. you do NOT have to be a professional to call yourself a musician. you do NOT need to be a world class soloist. you do NOT need to know this piece or that piece.

if you work hard, you practice, and music is a big part of your life, you are a musician.

[delurkness]

SAY IT fortississimo FOR ALL MUSIC HUMANS EVERYWHERE

[monkler]

[irishgirl556]

I don’t care what you say. This was a good show.

[fazlog]

[herscarletshape]

[lorenzotqthurman]