Punk's not dead, just gone heisting.

Payday tumblr fandom archive, active from December 2015 to March 2021 🗄️ [Icon and sidebar image by Yashy]

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Alright lads time for me to go Payday's not really my interest since a very long time, past 2 years I kept this blog going as sort of a fandom archive, but I just don't want to do this anymore. I made a few good friends on here and surely this game will always be close to my heart and will remain one of my fav games! But I started this blog back in 2015 when I was still a teenager and payday was my hyperfixation and now I'm a very tired adult man and it feels like a lifetime ago and it's just not my thing anymore. I'm keeping the blog up though, as a form of an archive, as I mentioned before. Maybe it'll be useful for someone. It archives Payday tumblr fandom since December 2015 till March 2021. 2016 and 2017 are the best years in my opinion, if anyone would be looking for some good old content in the future. All characters are tagged by their name, unnamed enemies are tagged as "Enemies", shippings are tagged by their common fandom name or by some name I made up for my tagging system, you'll find out when you'll search for the character from the ship. I'm still active on tumblr, just on a different blog, so if anyone would need anything you can still message me here and I'll see it and try to respond. If you're not doing that already, follow @hoxooster for yer daily payday content, he's still very much active and he always reblogged more than me anyway. Alright, guess that's that. Be well. ~ dht

[deluxe-hoxton-trash]

Secret Santa gift for Blake_NCL on twitter! 🔪🌟🎁

[neomineom]

[sixxth]

cloaker is not down

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Just Payday Things

Dallas: You go ahead buddy, do the recon thingy

Houston:

[sixxth]

I hear wululululululu in my head...

[neomineom]

I miss bain

[neomineom]

Payday 3 confirmed dallas will be there but not sokol ;w;

m,maybe smol sokol is sleeping in his bag😭

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Payday headcanons: Bain puts together a potluck, what do the heisters bring?

Hoxton: His dashing good looks (and a napkin tucked into his shirt)

Duke: Fine cheeses and wine

Dallas: Slightly overcooked cheeseburgers (he's trying his best)

Houston: Mac n cheese Dallas style (slightly undercooked)

Jacket: A mountain of pizza

Wick: A rushed vat of scrambled eggs

Sydney: Somehow imported crocodile meat so she could bring Croc burgers

Chains: BBQ ribs

Wolf: A large homemade cake with the core five painted on top, the icing underneath says "Best Friends"/alternatively brings a bowl with M&Ms, skittles, and Reese's Pieces mixed all together

Jimmy: An assortment of powdered donuts

Bodhi: Fish tacos

Bonnie: Whiskey and juice for the "kids"

Joy: Candies that look like tidepods

Dragan: Brings protein shakes for everyone

Sokol: Iced coffee (does his best to avoid Sydney and Wolf from getting into it)

Scarface: Brings a gun filled with coke, but when you shoot it, it just rains coke

Clover: Beer

Sangres: An assortment of tequila

Rust: Pudding, so much pudding

Jiro: Turtle soup (The little friend helped Jiro make it by offering emotional support)

Bonus Contractors!

Vlad: Baked goods from his bakery

Locke: Gets invited to the safehouse, has no idea it's a potluck until he arrives

Bain: A platter of chicken strips, just like mama Bain used to make

Double bonus!

Dallas "Hox what did you bring?"

Hoxton "My dashing good looks, I'm the snack."

[tetrissyndromes]

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Just Payday Things With My Brother #???

Brother: I love how Hoxton complains about the food in prison like he can do any better

Me: *sputtering in disbelief* You're not wrong though

[crash2262]

Dragon Pack good

[hoxooster]

[meatrealm]

everyone in the payday gang radiates girlboss energy somehow

[krappuy]

Get yours now at your local dim sum store

[possum-in-a-hat]

The real chicken man

[meatrealm]

headcanon that in the payday timeline of hotline miami the Fans orchestrated a prison riot in order to break jacket out of jail, probably imagining him to be some insane exmilitary god-incarnate but they tear the door off the wall in the death row block and come face to face with a guy who looks like he was forced to eat cement and literally hasnt seen sunlight in 2 years.