That’s very true, you are just enough awesome, babe. Alright, I’ll be here. Drive safe, alright?
Mm, thank you very, very much. I'll drive safe, no worries, babe. You... you just stay cute.
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That’s very true, you are just enough awesome, babe. Alright, I’ll be here. Drive safe, alright?
Mm, thank you very, very much. I'll drive safe, no worries, babe. You... you just stay cute.
Aw, thanks! See, that’s definitely what it is. You’re too awesome for this world. Thank you for understanding. Also, the guys went to get beer if you wanna come over.
You're welcome. Oh, shh, I'm just enough awesome for this world. No problem, babe. Oh! Totally, give me just a sec and I'll be over, baby.
You’re welcome, babe. See, I told you. Mhm, you would be too threatening if you were tall and had a lot of attitude. Ha! Okay, Hazel. I’m sorry.
You're so smart, I'm loving this. Mhm, and God can't have one threat that bad in this world. I guess it's okay, handsome.
Yeah, you have a lot of attitude in the best way possible. Maybe you have too much attitude when you’re born, so God makes you small so that you won’t do as much damage. Oh yeah, that’s very true. OMG, stop flirting with me.
Thank you very much, I'm taking this as a compliment, for sure. Holy shit! That's exactly what happened. He couldn't make me normal sized because I would wreck everything, so he had to make me small. Whoa, Gus. Calm down a little, okay?
Good, I’m glad. Oh yeah, you are pretty intimidating. The short ones are always really feisty and intimidating. One day sounds good to me. Oh okay, just making sure. I’m definitely kidding though, just being weird.
Mhm, thank you. I'm super intimidating. Right? We are. It's part of our DNA. I'm glad that it does, because I like it too. Don't worry, I totally understand. I know, babe. You're so sweet. Plus, I was the one being pervy, so it's totally fine.
I’m very glad that I can hurt your soul in a good way, baby. Watch me all you want, I’m not scared. Ha! Oh yes, I would. Jokes like that are okay, right? I don’t want to be gross and douchey.
I'm pretty pleased with this, too. Oh don't worry, I'm going to be. I'd be scared, I might be short, but I'm so intimidating, duh. Mm, maybe one day. Oh! Totally, don't worry. You're not being gross or douchey, I promise.
Well, thank you. I don’t understand how I am so charming, but thank you. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it, dammit. I know and that was really cute, babe. Say it all you want, scream it if you need to.
You're welcome. I don't either, but you are, and it hurts my soul -- in a good way, of course. Fine, stick to it, I'm just watching you. Thank you. Oh shit. You'd love for me to be screaming your name, wouldn't you, Calum?
I’m glad that you think I’m so sweet, babe. Yes, I’m positive that I’m not. I just like saying nice things to you. Oh, middle name.
I know that you are, actually. I think you're trying to be charming as fuck, because you're succeeding. Mhm, likely story. Yep, you said my full name, so I had to say your middle name, that's how this works, silly.
I’m just being honest with you, babe. I’m sorry! I’m not trying to do anything, Demetria.
Well, your honesty is incredibly sweet and I don't really know how to deal with it, okay? Are you sure that you're not? Because I think that you might be, Calum Thomas.
Thank you, babe. I’m sure that they will be, you’re really fucking creative. Yeah, two pretty normal names. That’s definitely what it is, don’t worry. Aw, you’re welcome, beautiful. You are special.
You're very welcome. O-Oh, that was super sweet. Oh my god, thank you. Nope, no worries at all. Ugh, you're just -- stop it. Stop being so charming, this isn't even fair.
You’re welcome, beautiful. I can’t fucking way to see all my little scribbles from you. Oh no, I was just fucking around. That is true, your name is a lot different from theirs. Maybe they just thought that you would be unique and needed a unique name.
You're so sweet. They will be the best damn scribbles you've ever seen. Oh, okay! Right? Dallas, Madison, then there's Demi. Maybe that's what it is. I hope that's what it is. Thank you for making my name feel special.
I’m kidding, I can definitely accept stick people, don’t worry. Oh, I’m really excited to see your stick people, I want those please. No, I’m kidding, silly. I love my parents to death. Thanks! Mhm, I’ve never heard that name before, it’s odd and interesting.
Awh, thank you very much, handsome. You'll get the cutest stick people that I can manage, just don't be offended if it all looks like scribbles. Oh! I was really concerned. You're welcome. Awh, thanks -- I think. It is rather different. I got the weird name when my sisters all got normal names.
Oh, hm. I think that I can accept stick people, that’ll be fine. Mhm, just a little patience. I think that they’re boring. Aw, do you really? Thanks. I really like you’re name too, it’s interesting.
You think that you can? Or can you? Because I can hook this up and make it badass -- or you can have the cutest little stick people you've ever seen. You think they're boring? That's so sad, awh, babe. Mhm, I do; you've got a really, really nice name. Awh, thank you very much. Interesting?
I definitely am, don’t worry. Well, alright. How long is this going to take then? I have little patience. Yeah, but then my parents realized that they were boring.
I don't know, it'll take a little bit. I gotta find someone that can draw, I'm not too good at it, unless you'll accept stick people. A little patience, huh? Oh my god, that's so sad. They aren't boring, mainly because Calum's a really nice name. I like it a lot.
Please do. Oh, I’m excited about this. I’ll be expecting the first edition on my desk by Monday. It was actually close to being my actual name believe it or not.
I will, I will. Awh, be excited, sweetpea. Whoa -- calm your tits, bro. Let's not get too hasty. I've gotta make this good. Oh my god, was it really?
Aw, thank you, baby. Dude. Make a comic about me, please? I am officially changing my name to this. Yes. You’re cute, by the way.
You're welcome. I'm totally going to get this started, don't worry. There's going to be a Calum-centric comic soon. Do it, please, it would be lovely. Oh my god, babe. Thank you very much.
You’re welcome. I’m a good hero, aren’t I? You’re welcome. Oh! It is like Robin Hood. Oh! I’m Robin Hood, holy shit! We’ll have all the cute fucking puppies. Thank you.
You're a very, very good hero. They should make comics about you, you're that good. Mhm, you're Robin Hood! Damn, that works really well. Mhm, all the cute puppies.