Just a blog, dude. No big deal.

Hi, my name is Destiny. 18, Always sad about something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (instagram is deskardem)

[vcmiting]

[demmpster]

parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*

me: *becomes irritated in response*

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

[eggpuffs]

this drama is too real

[chenisthebestkitty]

I can relate to this way better than I should be able to

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[awesome-picz]

Dogs With Their Cute Mini-Mes

[gyppygirl2021]

A bunch of precious, proud parents.

[fastestslothalive]

Bender Joint

[sephirona]

The Owl~

[strayastoner]

[girlintroubles]

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[ludwigvonkoopaofficial]

Artist Starter Pack

[mysharona1987]

[andrewoclock]

[speciesofleastconcern]

NOTORIOUS

[meatpixie-deactivated20180215]

YOU RUTH BADER BELIEVE IT

[ohmightysmiter]

Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.

[k1mkardashian]

[demmpster]

the signs as famous porn lines

aries: I am so glad our lemon tree finally grew

taurus: we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon meringue pie

gemini: I think it's the most valuable thing we have

cancer: I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, or actually lemon tree insurance and get a loan

leo: just imagine a life full of lemon trees, endless possibilities

virgo: I wish I was a lemon

libra: if you were a lemon I'd put you on a shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons

scorpius: like I only hope those whores aren't stealing our lemons, you know, those naughty whores always stealing our lemons

sagittarius: those damn lemon stealing whores!

capricorn: hey hasn't it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

aquarius: it has been about 10 seconds since we've looked at our lemon tree

pisces: hey what the fuck

[demmpster]

me: *does something stupid* gdo fukcign that was so embarrassing i hope no one knows i did that

me: *texts all my friends* hey do u wanna hear about this stupid thing i just did

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evakrbdk

[wontlie]