I don't want to be here. But I am anyway. Story of my life.
Anyway, I'm Noah I guess..
(OOC below cut)

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@noah-eucalypt
I don't want to be here. But I am anyway. Story of my life.
Anyway, I'm Noah I guess..
(OOC below cut)
... Val.. Val, I- I wanna leave... I wanna go... Please...
[he doesn't miss being 10 years old]
Noah receives a message from Hench
Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke
val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE
Hench: What a coincidence, I'm currently at a wedding! I was told to crash it but it seems to have had a lot of effort put into it I see no reason to.
Hench: I understand wanting to please Val but, if it gets to be too much take a break or leave if need be
do you think we might be at the same wedding?
i don’t wanna leave val alone here. too many strangers.
Hench sits up a little straighter to look around the room.. he's sitting in the back.
Hench: Its a possibility! I'm sitting in the back would you happen to be somewhere close by that section?
Hench: Perhaps she can be convinced to leave early
i can come find you.
i’m not sure. weddings are kind of her thing.
Noah receives a message from Hench
Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke
val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE
Hench: What a coincidence, I'm currently at a wedding! I was told to crash it but it seems to have had a lot of effort put into it I see no reason to.
Hench: I understand wanting to please Val but, if it gets to be too much take a break or leave if need be
do you think we might be at the same wedding?
i don’t wanna leave val alone here. too many strangers.
Noah receives a message from Hench
Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke
val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE
[he’s pulling on his hat flaps]
I don’t wanna be here…
I can’t go to this fucking ren faire…
hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him
@issa-eucalypt
i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.
then tell me (¬_¬)
okay here goes
our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.
he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-
um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.
and our dad killed himself
literally none of that makes sense except that last bit,,,
omg suicide boy is the product of suicide MAN
this is insane.
but i don't believe the rest of it.
mhm yeah cool kys
hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him
@issa-eucalypt
i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.
then tell me (¬_¬)
okay here goes
our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.
he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-
um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.
and our dad killed himself
hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him
@issa-eucalypt
i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.
forfeit all mortal possessions to her
Bit far there. She doesn't like to be worshipped.
hows it been dating val again?
Amazing. I love her so much. I just want to spend all of my time with her, and share everything I own with her.
*Noah receives a text from Issa.*
heyyy
@issa-eucalypt
hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved
its issa
wyd?
just spending time with my girlfriend right now
why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?
blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\
just wanna check in tbh bro
u got a girl? how tf??
wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!
someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???
don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.
lighten up, this is how i cope with ur fuckery
god ur so moodyyyy
wanna meet up sometime? i wanna meet ur girl
tell me all about herrrr!!
are you gonna propose to her or anything? better do it quick, before she decides you're too broody for her (>ᴗ•)
i'm starting to realise why i never reached out to get back in touch w/ you
her name is val, and she loves me as i am
omg noah its literally just jokes
forgor you have no sense of humor
is she cute? sexyyyy (˶˃𐃷˂˶)?
jokes are meant to be funny
i don't want to keep talking to you now
*Noah receives a text from Issa.*
heyyy
@issa-eucalypt
hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved
its issa
wyd?
just spending time with my girlfriend right now
why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?
blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\
just wanna check in tbh bro
u got a girl? how tf??
wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!
someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???
don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.
lighten up, this is how i cope with ur fuckery
god ur so moodyyyy
wanna meet up sometime? i wanna meet ur girl
tell me all about herrrr!!
are you gonna propose to her or anything? better do it quick, before she decides you're too broody for her (>ᴗ•)
i'm starting to realise why i never reached out to get back in touch w/ you
her name is val, and she loves me as i am
*Noah receives a text from Issa.*
heyyy
@issa-eucalypt
hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved
its issa
wyd?
just spending time with my girlfriend right now
why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?
blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\
just wanna check in tbh bro
u got a girl? how tf??
wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!
someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???
don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.
*Noah receives a text from Issa.*
heyyy
@issa-eucalypt
hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved
its issa
wyd?
just spending time with my girlfriend right now
why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?
blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\
just wanna check in tbh bro
u got a girl? how tf??
wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!