Noah Eucalypt

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

[noah-eucalypt]

I don't want to be here. But I am anyway. Story of my life.

Anyway, I'm Noah I guess..

(OOC below cut)

Noah is part of the Aussie Falls AU. Mod id @pest-control-jerp . General DNIs apply + boundaries on main blog.

AU info on @aussie-cipher blog.

Noah is in his 20s, very much emo, and very much autistic. He is in love with @val-bill

Here's my precious lil probable stoner:

(art by @miiraclepaint as usual (the official aussie falls artist atp,,/pos))

[noah-eucalypt]

... Val.. Val, I- I wanna leave... I wanna go... Please...

[he doesn't miss being 10 years old]

[noah-eucalypt]

Noah receives a message from Hench

Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke

val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE

[henchmaniac-ford]

Hench: What a coincidence, I'm currently at a wedding! I was told to crash it but it seems to have had a lot of effort put into it I see no reason to.

Hench: I understand wanting to please Val but, if it gets to be too much take a break or leave if need be

[noah-eucalypt]

do you think we might be at the same wedding?

i don’t wanna leave val alone here. too many strangers.

[henchmaniac-ford]

Hench sits up a little straighter to look around the room.. he's sitting in the back.

Hench: Its a possibility! I'm sitting in the back would you happen to be somewhere close by that section?

Hench: Perhaps she can be convinced to leave early

[noah-eucalypt]

i can come find you.

i’m not sure. weddings are kind of her thing.

[noah-eucalypt]

Noah receives a message from Hench

Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke

val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE

[henchmaniac-ford]

Hench: What a coincidence, I'm currently at a wedding! I was told to crash it but it seems to have had a lot of effort put into it I see no reason to.

Hench: I understand wanting to please Val but, if it gets to be too much take a break or leave if need be

[noah-eucalypt]

do you think we might be at the same wedding?

i don’t wanna leave val alone here. too many strangers.

[noah-eucalypt]

Noah receives a message from Hench

Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke

val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE

[noah-eucalypt]

[he’s pulling on his hat flaps]

[noah-eucalypt]

I don’t wanna be here…

[noah-eucalypt]

I can’t go to this fucking ren faire…

[noah-eucalypt]

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

[issa-eucalypt]

then tell me (¬_¬)

[noah-eucalypt]

okay here goes

our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.

he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-

um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.

and our dad killed himself

[issa-eucalypt]

literally none of that makes sense except that last bit,,,

omg suicide boy is the product of suicide MAN

this is insane.

but i don't believe the rest of it.

[noah-eucalypt]

mhm yeah cool kys

[noah-eucalypt]

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

[issa-eucalypt]

then tell me (¬_¬)

[noah-eucalypt]

okay here goes

our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.

he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-

um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.

and our dad killed himself

[noah-eucalypt]

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

[noah-eucalypt]

forfeit all mortal possessions to her

Bit far there. She doesn't like to be worshipped.

[noah-eucalypt]

hows it been dating val again?

Amazing. I love her so much. I just want to spend all of my time with her, and share everything I own with her.

[noah-eucalypt]

*Noah receives a text from Issa.*

heyyy

@issa-eucalypt

hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved

[issa-eucalypt]

its issa

wyd?

[noah-eucalypt]

just spending time with my girlfriend right now

why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?

[issa-eucalypt]

blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\

just wanna check in tbh bro

u got a girl? how tf??

[noah-eucalypt]

wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!

[issa-eucalypt]

someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???

[noah-eucalypt]

don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.

[issa-eucalypt]

lighten up, this is how i cope with ur fuckery

god ur so moodyyyy

wanna meet up sometime? i wanna meet ur girl

tell me all about herrrr!!

are you gonna propose to her or anything? better do it quick, before she decides you're too broody for her (>ᴗ•)

[noah-eucalypt]

i'm starting to realise why i never reached out to get back in touch w/ you

her name is val, and she loves me as i am

[issa-eucalypt]

omg noah its literally just jokes

forgor you have no sense of humor

is she cute? sexyyyy (˶˃𐃷˂˶)?

[noah-eucalypt]

jokes are meant to be funny

i don't want to keep talking to you now

[noah-eucalypt]

*Noah receives a text from Issa.*

heyyy

@issa-eucalypt

hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved

[issa-eucalypt]

its issa

wyd?

[noah-eucalypt]

just spending time with my girlfriend right now

why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?

[issa-eucalypt]

blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\

just wanna check in tbh bro

u got a girl? how tf??

[noah-eucalypt]

wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!

[issa-eucalypt]

someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???

[noah-eucalypt]

don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.

[issa-eucalypt]

lighten up, this is how i cope with ur fuckery

god ur so moodyyyy

wanna meet up sometime? i wanna meet ur girl

tell me all about herrrr!!

are you gonna propose to her or anything? better do it quick, before she decides you're too broody for her (>ᴗ•)

[noah-eucalypt]

i'm starting to realise why i never reached out to get back in touch w/ you

her name is val, and she loves me as i am

[noah-eucalypt]

*Noah receives a text from Issa.*

heyyy

@issa-eucalypt

hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved

[issa-eucalypt]

its issa

wyd?

[noah-eucalypt]

just spending time with my girlfriend right now

why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?

[issa-eucalypt]

blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\

just wanna check in tbh bro

u got a girl? how tf??

[noah-eucalypt]

wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!

[issa-eucalypt]

someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???

[noah-eucalypt]

don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.

[noah-eucalypt]

*Noah receives a text from Issa.*

heyyy

@issa-eucalypt

hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved

[issa-eucalypt]

its issa

wyd?

[noah-eucalypt]

just spending time with my girlfriend right now

why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?

[issa-eucalypt]

blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\

just wanna check in tbh bro

u got a girl? how tf??

[noah-eucalypt]

wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!