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What the ever living fuck
The day I donât reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
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Hey if anyone wants to play Overwatch with me on Xbox, my name on there is cha0screw (with a zero instead of the letter O)! Iâll add anyone and join your groups! I just want more friends to play with âŞ
Applies to me too!! Same name n everything so if you guys wanna play then go add us!
apparently one of the writers for the ppg reboot made a self insert of himself for blossom to fall in love with and um
his real nameâs jake goldman
his character supposedly appears in every episode he writes in
Something I never got to asking mells, what is it about younger ages that attract you? How old were you when you discovered your attraction? I'm sorry these questions are uninteresting, I'd just like to create a foreground. What're your thoughts on 'depictions' of minors that doesn't involve a minor? (I.e. Animated) and what age to you is considered minor? Some might say even 18 is a minor. My personal belief is that 16 is an alright age to consent to most things
My aoa usually goes as young as 5 for girls and 6 for boys but has sunk a little lower occasionally. I guess itâs their cuteness mostly. They have cute round faces, wispy soft hair, big eyes, theyâre very light and easy to carry, and their compact bodies have a certain charm about them. The feel of their tiny, soft hands in my own just feels right. They still retain that âbaby fatâ softness that they lose as they age and become more lean, Also their skin is the softest thing ever, itâs like silk.
Outside of the physical, theyâre really silly at that age. No attempts to act âgrown upâ or worldly, like they start to as they get closer to about 10. They donât put on airs of maturity, they just are who they are. They can be a little confusing to chat with sometimes since they donât know how to carry a back-and-forth super well but itâs still fun to talk to them.
I was probably about 14 when I noticed signs of being a MAP. I found myself interested in shota anime and noticed how cute kids could be, and started developing a preference for them around that time. I didnât realize until later, but I had a girl, about 9, that Iâd pal around with back then that I had a crush on. I didnât even realize I was bi, much less a pedo, so the idea that what I felt was romantic didnât even occur to me as possible. I guess I just felt like a big sister back then. She was neglected and often sick and very poor so I took a lot of pleasure from hanging out with her and giving her gifts in the form of candies and the like. I was really poor too, and not from the best family life, so I think that drew us together.
I claimed I only liked anime kids for a long time, until I was 16. By then I couldnât lie to myself anymore. I saw a very cute girl, maybe 5, on the bus. She jumped and I glimpsed under her skirt and had a physical reaction to it. I couldnât tell myself it was just 2d kids after that.
I find loli/shota and child erotica, or âsim cpâ as antis call it, to be extremely helpful. We canât expect millions of people to live the life of a sexless monk, itâs just not realistic. Even if someone wonât offend directly, they need an outlet for their sexuality. Iâd rather someone jack off to a collection of lines on a page than images of real child rape.
Erotica is especially helpful to me. When Iâm feeling too many MAP feels, I can just go write about it. Itâs a good venting process.
A minor is anyone under the age of majority, which in the usa varies a lot but is widely accepted to be 18. in my personal opinion, 16 is a fine aoc because most of the world is set there and yet itâs not rife with piles of sexually traumatized people. We trust 16yos to risk their lives behind the wheel of a car, why donât we trust them to make their own decisions about their own bodies?
So what you are saying is, you developed your attraction /after/ vewing child porn?
Also major yikes to literally supporting child rape. Maybe people dont speak up about their trauma because everyone else around them is saying its fine and fhat it was okay for a 30 year old man to prey on a highschooler.
âBut I dont advocate for abusive relationshipsâ REALLY?
I donât.
Clearly, what constitutes as abuse varies between us.
A highschooler is in no way prepared to be in a relationship with a fucking grown ass adult. Not sure you can really call yourself âanti contactâ anymore since you obviously think its okay for a fucking grown ass adult to prey on highschoolers.
Most of the planetâs aoc is 16. The USAâs aoc isnât even officially 18, itâs 16 all over the place.
So either 16 is a fine age, as itâs been shown to be across the planet, or your arbitrary opinion that itâs 18 based on literally no scientific evidence is right.
This literally doesnât benefit me at all because Iâm not attracted to older adolescents until theyâre legally adults anyway (around 19-20). I just prefer to make decisions based on facts and evidence rather than, âweâve always done it like this and my culture/country is the right one inherently.â
âThere arent as many cases of sexually traumatized peopleâ Oh no its almost like when there are no legal avenues for those who are preyed on by adults that the resulting trauma is swept under the rug. And its almost like teenagers can be easily manipulated into thinking its perfectly okay for someone who is in an obviius positiin of power over them socially to be interested in them.
Wow Pamela its almost like 16 year olds who are just now starting to truly understand romantic and sexual relationships arent in a position where they could be in a healthy relationship with someone who is an adult and capable of living on their own.
And yet theyâve shown to be able to all over the world. InterestingâŚ
Do you have a single source for any of your arguments? That:
1. 16yos inherently do not have the ability to consent and
2. 16yos would regularly choose to pursue a relationship with someone many times their age in a world where they can see that is not the norm and they have access to people of similar ages. Also, because 16yos being intimate would be normalized, there wouldnât be so much shame about coming forward and admitting theyâre sexually active.
You act like 18yos regularly hook up with 40yos and itâs not the case at all. Teens are mature enough to decide if they do and donât want to have sex with someone, and unlike children, they are aware of the social and physical ramifications of sex (assuming they have sex ed in school, which is an entirely different argument).
What is consent if not the ability to make an informed decision about an act? Teenagers know what pregnancy is and how it works, they know about stds and protection, they can keep a job and understand the financial aspect of child-rearing, they know about the social attitude toward sex in their culture. They are aware of it, they see it, and they already have it.
You clearly know absolutely nothing about the development of the human brain.
So lets take a step back from that argument and look at it from a social standing.
First off
Teenagers but especially 16 year olds are at that age where they want to do âgrown upâ stuff but STILL arent at the point where they can handle it to the extent adults do. They are still children. And yes because other children are in the same social standing as each other they can make informed decisions to be with each other.
So lets take a look at the facts
An 18 year old can legally Vote Purchase cigarettes Live on their own Make major medical decisions for themselves Sign a legally binding contract Get married
All without parental consent
Fast forward a few years to 21 you can legally Do all the things aforementioned Buy and consume alcohol Legally conceal and carry a firearm
And thats just the tip of the iceberg And A 16 year old can do NONE of these things
These things place adults in a societal position of power over 16 year olds. And why did society continuously push back these ages of legal adulthood?
Oh thats right! Because as psychology progressed people realized âholy shit the people we are throwing into the world on their own are actually CHILDRENâ
Next I know youll be defending child marriages because its âLegal in the middle eastâ
a c t u a l l y
16yos can do most of those things (live alone, sign contracts, make medical decisions) with this fun process called âemancipation.â  And kids can go hunting (aka use a gun) at an average age of 16 in the US, and even younger in some states.
Are you saying that Canada and the UK donât have or follow psychology? Because their aoc is 16. Are you saying that theyâre just lost in the dark ages like the middle east is? Because guess what: theyâre not.
Emancipation? You mean the thing that requires PARENTAL PERMISSION? That or a lengthy lawsuit in which the person not only has to prove that they have a legitimate reason to be emancipated but that no other possible parental units are fit either AND that they can handle living on their own? And you missed CONCEAL AND CARRY a firearm. As in carry a fucking glock around.
And Iâm sorry but just bc uk and canada have something legal doesnt make it right. Just until recently gay marriage was illegal. 16 year olds are not mature enough to handle a relationship with someone who knows how to manipulate them six ways to sunday stop advocating for abuse.
The only reason those laws are still in place is because Fucking 40 year olds who want to fuck children are foghting for everything theu have fuck you
The Bee Movie had so much potential and it was all wasted
if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you
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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) arenât fucking predatoryÂ
âtrans butch lesbianâ? More like heterosexual man.
Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.
Anti-vaxxers are inherently ableist
Like even putting aside the complete lack of a scientific link between the two, itâs completely sickening that there are now giant swathes of people that think itâs better to expose their children to potentially fatal and fully preventable diseases than risk the possibility of them maybe being autistic
cheating is not âbound to happenâ iâve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought âhey i wonder what itâd be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trustâ
never bitch
cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life
Any comments, @i-raised-you-danker-than-this, you fucking cheating bitch? đ
Ok i didnt expect people to message her, so to be clear @i-raised-you-danker-than-this is in fact not a cheating bitch and is a lovely person
Youâre my least favorite sister
sister âŚâŚ??!!!?
I should explain. Weâre nuns.
This has gone in so many directions what else is there to this story
I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I fucking
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At Worldâs End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought âput davy jones in a bucket of waterâ and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went âhey that sounds like a great idea!â
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
Itâs even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking âwell, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesnât that ruin his whole motivation?â, but heâs not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary âislandâ of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
âOkay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?â
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. Thatâs absurd, so Iâm pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while itâs at sea, but not while itâs on land (indeed, thatâs why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jonesâ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jonesâ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. Itâs traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure thatâs why heâs using multiple layers of indirection here. Heâs forbidden to set foot on dry land, but itâs technically not dry land (itâs a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didnât set foot on it (heâs standing in a bucket of water). Itâs entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldnât make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if itâs specifically âdry landâ heâs forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
@theconfusionist this is your shit.
I honestly think all the bases have been covered here.
one of my friends found radiooooo which is a site that streams music from any country from any decade (well, most countries/decade combos work) and weâve been digging going on a quest to find what is rad
so far the following is good
50s/60s/70s/80s russia
70s cambodia
20s japan
80s ethiopia
80s india
letâs add 70s armenia and 70s japan to this list
actually im willing to bet 70s *any country will be amazing, itâs all been really good so far
and if you go for 90s india fast music you might get hit in the face with tunak tunak tun right away so get your meme groove on
one of my moms recommended 70s east germany and this proves true, this is weird and amazing in a good way
also set the mood to âweirdâ for maximum fun, it enhances literally every station
Shit this is nice. Canât wait to find even more 70â˛s African funk gems.
y'all
Iâve reblogged this before but. Again
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