Circumcize Me Captain

reborb blog/meme bin

[memeartisan]

[mp-lily]

[beardedmrbean]

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A bizarre fearsome beast capable of unbridled ferocity. While the creatures can be solitary, they often live in groups or pairs.

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A glum beast that brings with it an often fatal madness and sadness. Its dreadful dripping spreads a bleak everlasting melancholy.

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Atmospheric jellyfish drifting in the upper atmosphere. Creatures of legend and conspiracy, with whispers of NASA's space-raised jellyfish while others believe them to be misidentified weather balloons or clouds.

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A modern spirit found running about highways at over 140 km/h.

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Sinister entities who appear outside when one is alone. It is unknown what exactly happens if they are allowed to enter.

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Strange plants of vampiric nature documented by Tatomir Vukanović. They ultimately transform into vampires when fighting one another. A method of destruction of these monsters described by Vukanović is to submerge and boil them in a pot, pour, scrub the remains away with a broom, and then burn the broom.

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Be it ghost, beast, living stone tiger monument, or otherwise supernatural being, Old Green Eyes is said to have first been spotted wandering amongst the corpses of the dead just after the Battle of Chickamauga. Interestingly, some versions dress up the humanoid version in a gentlemanly garb and eating the bodies of the dead.

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Savage man to savage beast. Its modern influences and other discrepancies offer a look at what is likely a monster whispered into existence among G.I.s stationed near Wittlich around 1988.

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A late 18th century hoax concerning a giant carnivorous plant capable of eating a human being. The bowl-like formations atop its center seem to leak clear, syrupy and sweet liquid of sensational captivation of the senses. Supposedly when this fluid was consumed, the tree would strike.

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A kratt can be a handy thing, but its upkeep could be far more trouble than its worth. Is a tireless worker worth the risk?

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A beast with a burning dung-based defense system. Its bowel release system is its notable form of self-protection.

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A skinny, grey creature sighted once in 1978. Capable of speech, this tunnel-dwelling beast is seems to desire to be left to itself.

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In addition, four other named familiars attributed to Bess, although seeming to be tacked on sometimes after the events by Hopkins, include Elemanzer, Pyewacket, Peck in the Crown, and Grizzel Greedigut.

Despite popularly said to have been Bess', it seems those four were supposedly the names of familiars Hopkins pressured out of other women that Hopkins forced her to implicate.

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Hardworking and precise critters, the engineer-rats expertly recreate recently rattled rocky regions of mountainscapes.

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A supernatural sewer-dwelling being, the reigning rat of London's Victorian sewers. A tosher was more blessed not knowing of her existence, for should they ever question and ask around, their overwhelming good luck will turn around, and they could even end up drowning on their very next trip into the sewers.