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a DE! ask blog just for your favorite nerds! [ASKS ARE OPEN!]

[denerdzonly]

Welcome to DEnerdzonly! 🤓

This is an ask blog dedicated to YOUR favorite DE! nerds, geeks, and dorks. We all love a good nerd, don't we? This blog is run by @rxsettesgarden (rose) Who are the characters here, you ask? Well, we have:

Connie the Game Console

Penelope the Office Supplies

Jerry the Junk Drawer

Maggie the Magnifying Glass

Chance the D20

Mac the Computer

Parker Bradley the Board Games

Skips Shadley/xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx

Here are some basic RULES to follow when asking! (If you don't follow them, Parker will be sent to bite you.)

This ask allows 18+ questions! I'm okay with answering some freaky questions, but let's not overdo it, alright? So that means kinky asks are permitted, just don't pass my boundaries with anything gross or uncomfortable.

This blog isn't necessarily NSFW in nature, but I would like to state that minors aren't exactly welcome here. I'm uncomfortable answering asks from under 17-18 year olds. Plus, DE! isn't exactly built for minors; however you found out about it isn't my business, but this blog ain't for you, kid. /hj

As of right now, I don't exactly have a maximum for how many asks one person can send. But don't spam me, alright? I want to be able to answer everyone's questions and give everyone a chance to ask. So let's set it at least at 5-8 questions for now. It might change later, though!

I'm entitled to not answer, delete, or block asks/askers from my blog if I feel that you have disrespected me or any characters I play.

Anyways, that's it for the rules! I might add any new characters to the list sometime if I feel like playing them. Suggest any nerds in the house you'd like to see here! Sincerely, Rose!

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Chance, permission to slap that ass (respectfully)

He's silent for a while. Contemplating something in his head. ...Roll for it.

[denerdzonly]

Dearest Penelope,

I just wanted to write to you again, as I woke up and the first thought that graced my mind was of your smile and your laughter. I hope to see you again for another date, and perhaps we could wake up together and get coffee every day, speak about the world and the sunrise.

Thank you for being in my life. I do love you so.

With a warm heart, Artt

Oh! Thank you, Artt. How sweet! I hope to see you again, too! Don't worry, I'll always make room in my schedule to see you, darling! Was that weird? Should I choose a better nickname? Ahhh it's fine!

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My two Parker asks we’re done back-to-back ok board james let’s play uno, motherfucker! >:))))

-excited clown \o/

Sure! As long as we play according to the official house rules!

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SKIPS! :DD SKIPS HI HI :DD HIHI HI SKIPS :D HELLO :D *Vibrating with excitement*

You know I could be wrong, but I think someone's really excited to see me? Nice to meet you, bud.

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Skips ,we should totally go to the all American rejects concert together and we would have so much fun:3

Now you have my attention. I'm so down! Love when someone speaks my language.

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[Hart attempts to keep track of the questions, looking at the trio.]

Oh, okay- uh- homers Odyssey- yeah, i can help with that, i have a book about it, plus a few other versions- oh, and i can definitely help with the story of Orpheus and Eurydice, me and Collie talk about that all the time to help with her musical! Oh- and hi Parker! I didn’t realize this was where you went but uh- honesty that makes a lot of sense- board games in an office is probably a safe storage spot-

-Hart Covern📚

A musical? Awesome. Also, feel free to stop by and talk to any of us here anytime.

It IS cozy here! I can see why so many items hang out here! Better than collecting dust, people actually play with me here!

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does parker bite his hand when he....

When I what, anon? Finish your sentence, silly. I have NO clue what you're talking about!

spoiler: yes he does. in all universes. thats canon now.

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She is the concept of death personified. She's excited to meet you since you would be someone who she could come into physical contact with safely.

(Skips still)

The concept of death, huh? I.. haven't heard of her. I'd love to get to know her sometime! Tell her I'm down! W-We could play a round of... role-playing games if... she likes that kinda stuff?

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Look Parker I’m very sorry for using CPU’s when playing my games I was a lonely undiagnosed child. But if you wish to roll for hate with me that’s fine…but I will always have positive thoughts of you so I don’t mind being hated by you.

I Hope you are having a good day.

It's... okay. I overreacted a bit, too. I get some people prefer... technology over tradition. I just wish some people would understand the rules of my relationships!

It's... just not something we're used to, Parker. But I apologize if our discourse made it seem like video games were more important than board games. We're both made for fun. Some people just prefer one over the other, and that's fine! I hope we can still be friends, even if I haven't rolled for a relationship... yet.

...Maybe. Y'know what? I... I need to ask Chance something. I'll be back.

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kamu kentut ke

(Directed to whoever!even mod)

...Kentut kemana??? KENTUT KEMANA-

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Hey Shadowlord/Skips! I have someone who is excited to meet you and perhaps you'll enjoy her company too. She is a concept herself. :3 Would you like to know?

R-Really? Someone's excited to meet me? Who? D-Don't keep me tense like this!

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XxShadowlord420xX! Hiiii!!! Welcomeeeee!! \o/

My ask is that whenever I envision your little guy form, I can only really see him playing Runescape or WoW or something on an old computer. It’s kinda great.

Keep up the cool work being lord of darkness!

-the clown

I don't know about the old computer. I actually do enjoy cool gaming setups. But I do love both those games. I like World of Warcraft the most, though. I enjoy any good MMORPG.

As he finished his sentence, he coughed and shifted into his more monstrous form. And once we're together, we could RULE the world of MMORPGs together! You and I, Penumbra! HAHAHA!

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SHADOWLORD/SKIPS!

How do you happen to feel about scene fashion? It’s like everything you enjoy (Dark, moody, maybe angsty if that’s something you like) but then add on these BRIGHT pops of color!

Personally a huge fan, but i wanna know your opinion!

-🩷

I love scene! It's so interesting. Honestly I just enjoy any form of self-expression. Just dress how you feel is the most... you! I know I do.

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parker i think i could out-bite you. wanna do a bite-a-thon with chance as the bite-ee?

SURE!

No! No. We're not doing that. Let's not do that. Nobody is doing that. Please- Please don't do that-

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dear chance,

have you ever played a game of g&g with parker? i think he’d enjoy the rules bits, at least

I have, he's... actually a really good role-player. He has about the same amount of voices that I do. It was surprising for me, to say the least. He can sometimes be really uptight about the rulebook but other than that, he's pretty fun! He suggested he'd GM for the next one but... I don't know if I'm ready for that yet.

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Okay just gonna roll for introduction, Collie said to do that…

A 17! that has to be good-

Hi! I’m Hart! I actually was- up in the attic for a while- I’m a bookshelf! Uh- oh what else can i say- Oh! I know a lot about mythology if that’s helpful at all! I mean you guys have to call yourself the nerds for a reason, right? Surely that’s something one of you are interested in!

-Hart Covern 📚

Your introduction has been met with a string of joyous greetings. Three of which are particularly excited to see you.

You know a lot about mythology? Perhaps you can help me write this campaign of mine, I'm basing it of Homer's Odyssey!

Another face appears besides Chance. I'd personally love knowing about Greek tragedies... Do you know anything about Eurydice and Orpheus?

An ecstatic voice pipes up after Skips. Oh! Hey! I haven't seen you out in a while since the homeowner brought me down to the office! How are you, buddy?!