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is dex’s middle name actually jacob or have i just read enough fics where that’s his middle name it has ingrained itself into my mind. does nursey actually have an older sister of have i just read enough fics where that is a plot point it has ingrained itself into my mind. does dex actually play guitar or have i just

me to bitty: dude ur college hockey teammates are gnc as fuck

#every single one of them. Really #omgcp

dilfpridemonth

Maybe if Kent parson showed a little more skin he could have won the cup 😐

#no ur right

derekpoetssociety

hey anybody want a new rarepair

derekpoetssociety

whiskey/bully i will elaborate later

#i have a vision.....just u wait

hey anybody want a new rarepair

#it came to me in a vision

the council has spoken and it has been decided that jack is a flat earther

#this is the final real version #also whoever said jack thinks the earth is the shape of a hockey puck: yes.#omgcp

duans

sleep deprived samwell student: your manager looks gnc af

jack, bewildered, on his morning run: YOURE INSANE

duans

a different samwell student (who was Not There Two Seconds Ago how did he bump into somebody Again): your best friend looks gnc af

jack, again, on a separate morning run: YOURE INSANE

#canon

#the first version of this had jack as the flat earther and part of me still wonders if that one was more correct #anyways #omgcp

so dex definitely hadn’t seen dead poets society before samwell and when nursey finds this out he almost loses his mind bc what kind of gay person hasn’t seen dead poets society ? and forces him to watch it. dex is like ‘i will not succumb to the charms of your stupid english major eighties movie’ and when he cries at the end he blames it on allergies (‘it’s this stupid couch i think it has pollen or dog hair or onions in it or something’). nursey is very satisfied with himself and refers to him exclusively as ‘o captain my captain’ for the next month. dex tears up every time

#based on a true story (if u mention dead poets society around me tears will miraculously appear in my eyes)#having an emotional attachment to this movie is a formative gay experience i promise!#delete later? maybe.#can’t tell if these words in this order make sense

zimms

tango: oh, you’re actually swedish?

louis: what-? what else did you think i was?

tango: i don’t know? i kind of thought that sweden was made up, you know, like narnia or liechtenstein from suite life on deck

#KSNDNSNSMWM

loveliesttime

holster makes a dni list and just proceeds to describe jack zimmermann

#dni: french canadian over 6 ft comically repressed has touched the stanley cup too cool for nicknames resting bitch face scary huge ass

#this is how the coming out scene went i promise #go back and check it’s canon!#can’t decide if this is actually funny or not but i spent multiple minutes on it so i’m obligated to post it #omgcp

skaterdenki-deactivated20230727

#need i specify.#i dont think so

#hi #omgcp

the-samwell-swallow

Thanks for joining us this Valentine’s Day weekend! Stay scandalous, Samwell ;)

#this is perfect

hi i have had ungodly amounts of schoolwork this week but today i offer you my nurseydex playlist ok bye love you

#i was like ‘i’m gonna b active for nursey week!!!’#and then i WASNT #i’m gonna catch up on everyone’s posts tonight it will be a very fun time #NURSEY!!! EVERYTHING IS NURSEY!#it’s what he deserves

adambirkholtz

@poindexter-s made this post and i have never felt such an urge to draw something before in my life & yeah this is like hella cursed but ngl… i’m kind of here for it

#this is still the greatest work of art ever conceived

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