Things I Think Are Funny

| Weird | INTJ | Astronomer | Believer | I'm quite terrible actually

[lion-deactivated20150711]

Mom: Stop twerking and clean ur room

Me: 

[ruinedchildhood]

Anderson Cooper Responds to Finding Out His Ancestor Was Killed By His Slave

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[onlytwitterpics]

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[derkthejerkanderson]

Holy fuck I died

I'm trying to laugh in silence and it hurts. My roommates are sleeping.

[derkthejerkanderson]

Got this in the mail finally. Masters of Science in biology. #sciencebitch #MS

[derkthejerkanderson]

Me makin a face during a night of drankin. Girlfriend is so impressed. #derkface #alwayslookgood #jk

[derkthejerkanderson]

My dads new pitbull pup, Angel. #Icanthandle #gooddog

[derkthejerkanderson]

Me. #meduringanything #destroythem

[derkthejerkanderson]

Me leaving a completed 4 day drill. K BYE #imdonehere #tilldecemberassholes

[derkthejerkanderson]

Typical army sleeping arrangements on drill weekends. #cotssuck #blowupmattress4life

[derkthejerkanderson]

Had the best time visiting da sister for my birthday! #thebestsister #6hourdriveisworthit

[derkthejerkanderson]

I love my girlfriend :) #sisterisaphotographer #howdoyoufakesmile

[derkthejerkanderson]

Sister made me an awesome cookie cake! #birthday #yuuss

[derkthejerkanderson]

Planet Fitness. No serious lifters allowed. #fail #planetfitness

[derkthejerkanderson]

Good-bye health. #McRib #itcallsforme

[derkthejerkanderson]

Ninja Turtle onsie gives me life on Tuesdays #onsielife #whatdyoujustcallme?