Tyler Christian Sypherd

I live in a Fantasy world everything else makes me depressed, I fight dragons on weekdays and hang out with dragons on weekends, I have a few issues not nearly as many issues as Bruce Wayne but sometimes I wish i did. I wish I were Indiana Jones but I'm actually the premature reincarnation of Woody Allen. I'm a Secret Agent by day and a Superhero by night. I hope for the best, I expect the worst. And that's about it...the short version anyway. WARNING I SOMETIMES SHARE NSFW STUFF.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Masayuki Yamaguchi

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They need to invent writing for sleepy tired people curled up in bed eyes closed and dreaming

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God I would get so much done if this was a thing.

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So there I was thinking about how each new installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is (unfortunately) worse than the last (as I often do...probably more times than a person should).

And I says to myself...

Me: The problem with the Pirates movies is that they forgot they were Pirate movies (which is true, I'm making a good point there)

Then I say: They just focused way too much on the supernatural stuff (also true, another good point)

Me again: Yeah it's like if someone made a baseball movie where the whole movie is about ghosts

Took me a few seconds to realize I basically just described Field of Dreams, one of the best movies about baseball ever made

You can't make this stuff up.

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Obsessed with Mike’s surprise at Jay having a good idea

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Happy Dia De Los Muertos.🎉💀🎉 Pictured: Abuelita/Mexican Hot Chocolate and Coco Cake with cinnamon filling and cream cheese icing. Both from Paradise Garden Grill in Disney's California Adventure park. I'm not much of a came person sowas surprised how much I loved the Coco Cake and I think everyone needs to know about it.🍰 (at Disney California Adventure Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVyfKbkhIYE/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Spooky times were had by all. 👻🎃☠🕷🕸🖤🧡 #halloweentime2021🎃 #disneyscaliforniaadventure #disneyland #universalhalloweenhorrornights #spookyseason #spookyween https://www.instagram.com/p/CVydbB8hB58/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Milked this costume 3 years running (aiming for 5. But now I got my Pal Remy on my shoulder so that's new. 🐀👨‍🍳🍲 Photo credit goes to @makaylaabad #halloweencostume #pixar #ratatouille #ratspatootie https://www.instagram.com/p/CVElESRlseb/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I think the best way to describe how I feel about my life is that I have been hired, without my consent, to be everyone's babysitter but I also am in constant need of a babysitter myself but no one is willing or able to take the job.

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"In a perpetual state of "maybe life CAN get better" and "maybe I should just get this death thing over with.""

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

I hope he has a nice day

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[tiffanyachings]

“My friend, you had horses, and deed of arms, and the free fields; but she, being born in the body of a maid, had a spirit and courage at least the match of yours. Yet she was doomed to wait upon an old man, whom she loved as a father, and watch him falling into a mean dishonoured dotage; and her part seemed to her more ignoble than that of the staff he leaned on.

[…] My lord, if your sister’s love for you, and her will still bent to her duty, had not restrained her lips, you might have heard even such things as these escape them. But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?”

- THE RETURN OF THE KING, CHAPTER 8: THE HOUSES OF HEALING

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The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving. He is here.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

[miyuliart]

火山

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It's that time again Boos & Ghouls 🎃👻🧛‍♂️ #spookyseason #countchocula #monstermash #fortherecordiknowthesearenotverygoodbutihavetogetthemeveryyearbecausespookyseason #thescariestthingaboutthesecerealsaretheartificialflavoring https://www.instagram.com/p/CUbT90KF-kw/?utm_medium=tumblr