ihartpastulaflowrs

[STT START]

Probably because most people who are competent at murder aren't edgy 16 year olds.

[STT END]

la-entite

“I hope everyone has been enjoying the Black Banque. I know I have.”

FUSCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

🖕🖕🖕

I MISS THE MASQUERADE I MISS TRYKS THIS NEW EVENT IS SO BADDDDDDDD AUUUGGHHHH

Unknown came back the first day completely covered in mashed potatoes and frosting. When I asked it what happened, it told me the other survivors threw food at it.

This isn’t even accounting for everything my murder hobo boyfriends have been ranting about. Sure, going invisible is fun and novel the first couple of times, but now, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, I feel bad every time like, Susie from the Legion or the poor Demogorgon lose track of me just because I decided to stuff my face with food of questionable quality and unsatisfying flavor. Demo makes the saddest dog noises ever, it’s not fair.

Apparently the pallets sometimes go unbreakable too, and I only learned about this because the Wraith was chasing me at one point, I drop the pallet that’s upstairs in Crotus Prenn, and he let out the longest most disappointed sigh as he stared at it and then walked away.

And I know damn well how mean some of us survivors can be :( all my Dannys have ranted enough, and watching Unknown slink away to the theater rafters still dripping with food gunk is really starting to make me hate this stupid fucking banquet.

The food tastes bad anyways, and the new masks are ugly as fuck.

Tryks come home I miss you :(

"Seconded, thirded, and... fourthded. This shit is, as you lot would say, ass. Especially for killers like myself. The newer ones with their magic and whatnot don't know real suffering."

I'll have to agree with that, my friend.

Also, on another note, have things been more foggy than usual lately? I've heard that we got another killer, but I haven't heard anything of them yet.

"Everything's foggy always. I haven't noticed shit. I never notice shit. Fog is fog."

Fair enough.

Still though, have you heard or seen anything about the new killer?

"There's always new people. We get 'em back to back sometimes. You talking about the demon girl, Hak's lady, or the new masked guy? Or something else I don't even know?"

The what.

Disregarding that, im fairly certain that it's the masked person that I've been hearing about.

I MISS THE MASQUERADE I MISS TRYKS THIS NEW EVENT IS SO BADDDDDDDD AUUUGGHHHH

Unknown came back the first day completely covered in mashed potatoes and frosting. When I asked it what happened, it told me the other survivors threw food at it.

This isn’t even accounting for everything my murder hobo boyfriends have been ranting about. Sure, going invisible is fun and novel the first couple of times, but now, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, I feel bad every time like, Susie from the Legion or the poor Demogorgon lose track of me just because I decided to stuff my face with food of questionable quality and unsatisfying flavor. Demo makes the saddest dog noises ever, it’s not fair.

Apparently the pallets sometimes go unbreakable too, and I only learned about this because the Wraith was chasing me at one point, I drop the pallet that’s upstairs in Crotus Prenn, and he let out the longest most disappointed sigh as he stared at it and then walked away.

And I know damn well how mean some of us survivors can be :( all my Dannys have ranted enough, and watching Unknown slink away to the theater rafters still dripping with food gunk is really starting to make me hate this stupid fucking banquet.

The food tastes bad anyways, and the new masks are ugly as fuck.

Tryks come home I miss you :(

"Seconded, thirded, and... fourthded. This shit is, as you lot would say, ass. Especially for killers like myself. The newer ones with their magic and whatnot don't know real suffering."

I'll have to agree with that, my friend.

Also, on another note, have things been more foggy than usual lately? I've heard that we got another killer, but I haven't heard anything of them yet.

"Everything's foggy always. I haven't noticed shit. I never notice shit. Fog is fog."

Fair enough.

Still though, have you heard or seen anything about the new killer?

I MISS THE MASQUERADE I MISS TRYKS THIS NEW EVENT IS SO BADDDDDDDD AUUUGGHHHH

Unknown came back the first day completely covered in mashed potatoes and frosting. When I asked it what happened, it told me the other survivors threw food at it.

This isn’t even accounting for everything my murder hobo boyfriends have been ranting about. Sure, going invisible is fun and novel the first couple of times, but now, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, I feel bad every time like, Susie from the Legion or the poor Demogorgon lose track of me just because I decided to stuff my face with food of questionable quality and unsatisfying flavor. Demo makes the saddest dog noises ever, it’s not fair.

Apparently the pallets sometimes go unbreakable too, and I only learned about this because the Wraith was chasing me at one point, I drop the pallet that’s upstairs in Crotus Prenn, and he let out the longest most disappointed sigh as he stared at it and then walked away.

And I know damn well how mean some of us survivors can be :( all my Dannys have ranted enough, and watching Unknown slink away to the theater rafters still dripping with food gunk is really starting to make me hate this stupid fucking banquet.

The food tastes bad anyways, and the new masks are ugly as fuck.

Tryks come home I miss you :(

"Seconded, thirded, and... fourthded. This shit is, as you lot would say, ass. Especially for killers like myself. The newer ones with their magic and whatnot don't know real suffering."

#dead by daylight rp #dead by deadlight #dbd roleplay #dbd rp #dead by daylight #dbd the blight #blight dbd #the blight dbd #dead by daylight blight #dbd blight #the blight

I'll have to agree with that, my friend.

Also, on another note, have things been more foggy than usual lately? I've heard that we got another killer, but I haven't heard anything of them yet.

So it’s 2v8 season and the 3 murder hobos I’m dating have decided to make a game out of who can mori me the most anytime they encounter me in the trials.

I mean… at least they’re having fun?

It’s also funny as hell whenever Wesker steals the mori from Devil. He gets SO MAD.

Daniel gave the cowboy gun guy the DIRTIEST look when he tried, it’s sweet he’s so possessive <3 even though I died immediately after LOL

And Danny? He keeps trying to get his killer partner to take pictures with himself and my half-dead body. Unfortunately, it barely works. I think Spirit did it once, Trapper moved and made the photo come out hella blurry, Wesker fucked off to go calibrate his worms or whatever, and I’m like 90% sure Huntress threatened him in Russian.

#the stupdiers (the survirvers)

[STT START]

Wait, its 2v8 again?

I thought that just happened!

Also I'm still recovering from the entity smashing my kneecaps in.

[STT END]

◾️"So you must be the one they call blight? Interesting, you don't seem so... crazy." ◾️

@thatcatghostinred

[STT START]

Well... My need for the serum does tend to spike during the trials, and that combined with the immediate side effects does tend to make me seem quite ravenous to the survivors.

[STT END]

thatcatghostinred

◾️"Ah. So in other words you die without the serum? What happens to others if they get it?" ◾️

#dbd #dbd blight #dbd rp #dead by daylight #the blight #dead by daylight roleplay #dead by daylight rp #dbd the blight #blight dbd #dead by daylight blight #the blight dbd #dbd roleplay #dead by deadlight

[STT START]

No, I don't die without the serum. Sure, yes, I require atleast one injection per day to keep myself from withdrawals, but I wont die if I don't inject myself.

Also, I'm pretty sure I already tried that.

[STT END]

◾️"So you must be the one they call blight? Interesting, you don't seem so... crazy." ◾️

@thatcatghostinred

[STT START]

Well... My need for the serum does tend to spike during the trials, and that combined with the immediate side effects does tend to make me seem quite ravenous to the survivors.

[STT END]

OWWWWWEWWEW

THEG ENFTITY JSUT HXIT ME INX THE FUSCOCING KNEWSS WIDTH A PRYXBAER

OWWWWWWWWWWW

IT HEURTS

(the entity just hit me in the fucking knees with a prybar) (it hurts)

#in response to the new blight nerf(s)#dbd #dead by daylight roleplay #dead by daylight rp #dbd rp #dead by daylight #blight dbd #dbd blight #the blight #dbd the blight #dead by daylight blight #talbot grimes #the blight dbd #dbd roleplay #dbd killer

pigeoninbox

happy 148th birthday to the kentucky meat shower

pigeoninbox

timdrakescaffeinesupplier

im sorry. what not even i. a kentuckian. knew about this

yo wait… YOU’RE the blight guy??? No way dude I thought you’d be like… less shaky.

so does the serum work like meth? Cocaine? Heroin? Gimme a reference here.

(Also can you put in a good word with Danny okay byeeeee)

[STT START]

It is apparently similar to "modern day steroids", as I have been told.

It simply enhances the users capabilitys, namely speed. I also feel immense discomfort and possibly even pain with abstinence, except that is barely an issue considering that the entity is kind enough to grant me infinite amounts of it.

Also, I will.

a-human-person13

Ahhhh I see. Roided up Scottsman. (ALSO THANK YOU RAHHHH)

#dbd #dbd blight #dbd rp #dead by daylight #dead by daylight roleplay #dead by daylight rp #the blight #blight dbd #dbd the blight #dead by daylight blight #the blight dbd #dbd roleplay #dead by deadlight

[STT START]

Sure. Whatever "roided up" means.

You are welcome.

[STT END]

yo wait… YOU’RE the blight guy??? No way dude I thought you’d be like… less shaky.

so does the serum work like meth? Cocaine? Heroin? Gimme a reference here.

(Also can you put in a good word with Danny okay byeeeee)

[STT START]

It is apparently similar to "modern day steroids", as I have been told.

It simply enhances the users capabilitys, namely speed. I also feel immense discomfort and possibly even pain with abstinence, except that is barely an issue considering that the entity is kind enough to grant me infinite amounts of it.

Also, I will.

stabbymcstabber

(ik expaedimentig with speeah to tezt by the way so thats why ita in praoper caps)

[START STT]

How does it feel not being in the killer duos anymore? Hah!

[END STT]

@descendbeyondthelimits

it's all because of that military guy who everyone thinks is us

he's too good so we were kicked off!!! It's not fucking fair, we didn't even do anything! I was having fun!! But he just HAS to be an asshole and ruin it for all of us

#descendbeyondthelimits #mgy frainds (kiillers)#the blight dbd #dead by daylight blight #dbd blight #the blight #dbd the blight #dbd rp #dead by daylight rp #dbd roleplay #dead by daylight roleplay #dead by daylight #dbd #talbot grimes #blight dbd

[START STT]

Damn.

You sure that isn't you?

On another note, when did they get flashlights. My eyes hurt more then they usually do. And ears. They also have flashbangs.

Those are what those are called right? The things that the survivors drop on the ground to blind and deafen you?

[END STT]

dr-a-wesker

- @descendbeyondthelimits

hiy

itss me

the entitt gave me a werd brik that i can talk too peoplle with and yor the frst persson i saw

also look i cn tern my text organg

//the wiki doesnt show which era the blight/talbot lived in so im just gonna assume that he lived before phones were a thing//

Good grief, Dr. Grimes. Perhaps work on your spelling before you text me again, this is horrendous.

And yes, how fascinating. You can change the color of your text. How remarkable. I can do the same, but I am not fawning over it like a child. Get a grip. You're a man of science, Talbot, this is unbefitting of you.

wel im sorry taht my fingers are reaayl facuking shakey and thisa is noew technolofgy to me

dr-a-wesker

Well, figure it out. My monitors have a speech to text function, despite me not currently using it. Perhaps you can piece something similar together, so you can text without your horrendously shaky fingers creating a...

Language barrier between us.

#descendbeyondthelimits #mgy frainds (kiillers)#blight dbd #the blight dbd #dead by daylight blight #dbd blight #the blight #dbd the blight #dbd #dbd roleplay #dbd rp #dead by daylight roleplay #dead by daylight rp #dead by daylight

i mean immor of a chaxmistry guy bgt i miaght be a ble to make it

htank you for thea idae

dr-a-wesker

- @descendbeyondthelimits

hiy

itss me

the entitt gave me a werd brik that i can talk too peoplle with and yor the frst persson i saw

also look i cn tern my text organg

//the wiki doesnt show which era the blight/talbot lived in so im just gonna assume that he lived before phones were a thing//

Good grief, Dr. Grimes. Perhaps work on your spelling before you text me again, this is horrendous.

And yes, how fascinating. You can change the color of your text. How remarkable. I can do the same, but I am not fawning over it like a child. Get a grip. You're a man of science, Talbot, this is unbefitting of you.