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Maine (2018) Directed by Matthew Brown

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ex-agentcherri‌:

“Mister radio man,” that’s a new one!

Just a moment, I’ll get something spinning.

Thank you!!~

#exagentcherri #//cranks radio all the way up #//winds down the winds

@ex-agentcherri

Hey! Hey mister radio man! D’ya think you could play somethin’ good for drivin’ to? ‘m gonna go pick up my lady and want a good soundtrick~

#exagentcherri

technohavoc‌:

Those djs who stay live all hours are doin’ an underappreciated work

Amen.

#Love those middle'o'th'night chatterboxes.#technohavoc

How d’ya decide when’s the important anniversary?

#//wild poking artist 'joy friends trying to get answers: you! aren't! helpful!#(they're all probably giving her really conflicting information #and meh advice for actual presents)

... What’s an anniversary present?

#///my brain last night/this morning: give Wild a girlfriend 2k19 (2k29)#me: hmmm sounds reasonable

technohavoc‌:

..I don’t think so?

No? That’s lame.

#technohavoc #//watch out Tech #at some point Wild decided you're the leading authority on Smart People Stuff #////i missed these two cuties

technohavoc‌:

…Maybe the water?

Unless the water bein’ blue is what make the sky blue??

I ‘unno.

That’d be cool, though. Green water ‘n’ pink plants ‘r somethin’.

... D’ya think the sand’d be a different color?

#technohavoc #///i love her

technohavoc‌:

... I know that like, the air is what makes the sky blue instead'f black, like how space is, but ..why D'you think it's blue? And not...like... green? Or purple??

‘f th’ sky was a different color, d’ya think everything else would be different colors too? Like, the plants, ‘n’ th’ water?

#technohavoc #////i couldn't pick just one character to answer with #so Tech gets the top two

tellingscarystories

Four headcanons for Wild!!!!!???

(Hi bby! I’m assuming you mean from this meme? I’ve got a set of these I did for her a while back, which you can find here, but I love my daughter and am always ready to make more headcanons for her ^^ :* <33)

Headcanon A: realistic Wild probably does commissions for custom ray gun paint jobs. It’s a way to get some money in her pocket, in case the live-off-the-land way of life doesn’t offer great return for a while.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious Okay, so I’ve got this game on Steam called Keep Talking and No One Explodes. The premise is you’ve got someone in a room with the computer, and on the screen is a bomb with puzzles you have to solve. In the other room (or on the other side of the room, where they can’t see the bomb and the bomb disabler can’t see the manual) are the rest of your friends with the manual of how to solve each puzzle. And they have to tell the person with the bomb how to disable it. If the timer runs out, or you get three modules wrong, the bomb goes off. It’s lots of fun, if a little high-stress sometimes. But imagine Wild and some of her friends playing, and just being horrible at it. Like, giggle fits over the manual that no one can talk over, misread instructions getting wires crossed. How much fun?!

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends Always kinda sitting at the back of her mind (waiting to STRIKE WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS IT) is the fear that life in the desert is going to take years off of Beans’s life, just like it did Dusty’s. Dusty wasn’t young, per se, but he also wasn’t a particularly old dog, and Wild doesn’t want to lose Beans as young as she lost Dusty. (My baby girl doesn’t wanna be alone!)

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own. Wild on a hoverboard. Wild as a hoverboard version of a skater kid. (Snapbacks and slightly-ripped flannels all the way.) Beans loping along after her, getting all dusty from the board’s dust wake.

#headcanons