incorrect codywan ( on hiatus )

little things about two romantically involved men, who kiss on the mouth and hold hands. ——— some of the credit goes to myself, but others to movies, shows and other ic quotes i've seen. 🧡 dms are open for absolutely anything! started 2/2/24 REBLOGGING !! they/them 18+ ( on hiatus, just overwhelmed, 22/11/24 )

[kraftykelpie]

Kinda gay ngl (staring at each other for a Little Too Long post-spar)

[deserthusbands]

cody: do you even have a plan?

obi-wan: of course i do!

cody: does it involve getting us out of here alive?

obi-wan: technically, yes.

cody: technically?

obi-wan: we’ll live. probably.

cody:

obi-wan: unless you have any suggestions, dear?

cody: i do now—

[deserthusbands]

cody: i’m not walking through that door.

obi-wan: because of the mistletoe?

cody: because waxer is watching from the corner.

waxer, whispering loudly: don’t mind me, sir!

cody: i mind you very much.

obi-wan, chuckling into his hand: oh dear..

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: cody, i think you’ve patched up my shoulder three times now.

cody: because you keep reopening the wound.

obi-wan: i think you’re just looking for excuses to fuss over me.

cody: if i wanted to fuss, i’d comment on your hair.

obi-wan: ... what’s wrong with my hair? :<

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: do you remember when you said you’d listen to me next time?

cody: no.

obi-wan: it was two hours ago, dear.

cody: i’ve moved on.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: cody, did you move my datapad?

cody: sir, why would i touch your datapad?

obi-wan: because it’s not where i left it.

cody, holding obi-wan’s tea mug: here. drink this. :)

obi-wan: ...you’re avoiding the question.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: i think we’re being followed, dear.

cody, without looking: they're terrible at it.

obi-wan: should we let them think they’re subtle?

cody: no. turn left. we’ll lose them in two minutes.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: you’re staring.

cody: you’re drooling.

obi-wan, wiping his chin sleepily: cody— you could’ve mentioned that first—

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: why do you always hog the blanket?

cody: why do you always steal it back?

obi-wan: you sleep like a starfish.

cody: and you snore.

obi-wan: ...i don’t snore.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: i’m not tired, cody.

cody: you’re yawning every five seconds.

obi-wan: it’s just a habit.

cody: uh-huh, and i suppose that’s why you’re cuddling the couch pillow?

obi-wan, murmuring: it wouldn't be the couch pillow if you'd have come sit down with me...

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: when i said i needed support—

cody: i sent you a squad?

obi-wan: i meant emotional support!

cody:

cody: ...oh.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: you didn’t have to mend my cloak.

cody: it was bothering me.

obi-wan: but it wasn’t bothering me, dear.

cody: ...i fixed it anyway.

quinlan, pulling obi-wan aside while wiggling his eyebrows: this is what love looks like, obes. let it happen~

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: cody, dear, why are you still awake?

cody, squinting: why are you?

obi-wan: ...i was reading.

cody: so was i. :)

obi-wan: ...you’re holding a blaster manual.

cody:

cody: it counts.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: i wouldn't touch anything, cody.

cody, nodding: yes sir.

obi-wan: you don't have to call me sir.

cody: ...

obi-wan: or general. not at the moment.

cody: yes ma’am.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, rather pleased with himself: oh, cody! what do you call a fish with no eye?

cody, not looking up: myxine circifrons.

obi-wan:

obi-wan: ... fsh. :(

cody:

cody: i like yours better.

[deserthusbands]

cody: are you alright? i don't think you slept at all last night.

obi-wan: i got a solid eight minutes.

cody: ...

obi-wan: well, not consecutively but still, i'm fine

obi-wan: you're not even that blurry right now.

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: if i ever go missing, what would you do?

cody: track you down.

obi-wan: and if you couldn’t find me?

cody: then i’d search harder.

obi-wan: that’s very sweet.

cody: it’s practical. you’re terrible at hiding.