Desk Lamp's Stuff

He/Him 20 I'm a musician, Audio engineer, and Artist (appearantly) head empty I use MST (MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME) Check out my Soundcloud if you'd like! https://soundcloud.com/desk-lamp-704095319

[desklamper]

Zeeverse Assets That I made that I could find.

lmk if the link is busted

[millyzasilly]

LETS CELEBRATE MILLY YAY 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

MESSI GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

VAMOS ESPAÑA!

- gabe

YES YES I WAS SO HAPOY HAPOY HAPPYSBANAJAJAN

[desklamper]

well i guess this is the perfect opportunity to say my dad jokes! (summons a SOUNDMASTER microphone) so. ahaha. um. why do bees have sticky hair?

random heckler: of course the apiphobe makes a bee joke!!!!

wow uhhh that was so rude :// my audience is soo rude to me. did you see that? i cant believe people nowadays…

Because they use a honeycomb :3

[desklamper]

Hello mutual

These are my pets and they are evil

thye are awesome animals! :3

[desklamper]

lamp guy

did you hear about the Italian cook who died today?

no, i haven't

[gabethesillystuffdoer]

he pasta-away!!

[desklamper]

Death scentence

[desklamper]

lamp guy

did you hear about the Italian cook who died today?

no, i haven't

[desklamper]

hi desklamper :) how are you

quite peachy! :D

[desklamper]

Mental unstable and unavailable

[desklamper]

Pinstripe suit got me feeling like a mob boss

[desklamper]

Tomodachi heat

[desklamper]

Guys which do you like better? New WIP or old version?

Old or New version?

New one!

Old ONE!!! GRGRG!!!

Voting ended onJun 28

[desklamper]

I thought the finale was neat

[desklamper]

desk i was about to reply to your ask with two big fat paragraphs and then safari resets for me. its ok though. anyway i sense that theres a theme in these quotes that youre trying to convey so i screenshotted it just in case :)

I lowk sent that one because i think it sounds either corny or tuff depending on the context

:P

[desklamper]

DDONT LET THEM TAKE ME DESK

You must atone for your sins

[cloudstongue]

What do you think of the saying

“Live by the sword, die by the sword”?

lamp in my inbox? surprising. the quote with its original meaning is nice, i like it

its a sort of “we reap what we sow”/“what goes around comes around” but i know youre probably asking this because i have. strong opinions on your sword characters. the thing is one of them is benevolent, wondrous, and pleasant while the other is a repulsive and vile creature who should be burned

id hope to live a life like rapier does i think, hes neurotic but hes also humble and righteous, i wouldnt like to live a life like his dad though. contrary to popular belief, i am not despotic

its also related to Christianity. i wont delve into that. also i saved this as a draft because i was busy and i mentioned Hinduism but took it out last minute

[desklamper]

Quotes about consequence are always nice, also, i just asked that one in particular because it kinda feels like something you’d say

[desklamper]

do you know what happened to reuben

I really wish i knew but i know nothing

[myparkispleasant]

I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THIS

[desklamper]