MYST / GRAND CHASE
what if you wanted to get rid of this one annoying song stuck inside your head, but god said its not your turn to bring the end? 😔
so now ... we wait. and wait. and wait ... an—
he fought in your typical heaven vs hell war many moons ago + betrayed the celestial realm, blindsided everyone involved by giving the winning hand to another party, then went into secluded retirement
its a secret everyone is dying to know, and won't talk about. so he simultaneously became one of the demon realm's world wonder and local cryptid, but all he wants is to be left alone
physical embodiment of "it's not my problem anymore"
his entire theme and existence revolves around music and performance, so it's a surefire way to get his attention and on his good side. but anyone who listens might not be able to stop.
otherwise, myst complains about being bored, annoyed, and unmotivated 24/7, while ignoring everything and everyone for hours and sleeping 24/7
yaaass king, do nothing, give us nothing

















