江ノ島団体

The Enoshima Foundation is an elite organization, with connections in scientific research, personal security, civil liberties, consumer goods and other sectors. The Foundation strives to achieve an improved standard of living for all Hive City occupants.

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Name - GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)

Residence – District Beta

Hive City Rank - Citizen

Unique Qualities – I am an AI stuck in an android’s body. That means I can plug into and manipulate technology as I see fit. Which also means you would have a fairly powerful ally on your hands with me here. I’m also good at tricking people into their deaths and just general manipulation, so do with that information what you will.

Experience – I was created by scientists for the purpose of running an entire facility and creating, building and issuing various scientific tests for the research and advancement of science. I’ve also been murdering people since they activated me, and it’s been a long time since then. So I’d say I have quite the experience.

Preferred Department - Scientific Development and Deployment

Preferred Rank – Ultimate Head. Honestly? Anything less isn’t worth my time and I don’t like working under people. I’m much better at giving orders than receiving them. The last people who tried to order me around died.

Why should we hire you? - You want to cause trouble? Test people? You won’t find anyone better at testing and science than I am. And I’m ready to cause trouble here. I’m bored and don’t have silly human emotions holding me back from truly causing pain. I don’t have anything holding me back from murdering.

[[ Hilariously enough, the reply from the Foundation came in the form of a small USB flash drive, a monochrome one at that. If one were to, somehow, plug it into something, they’d find it empty save for one text file which read the following. ]]

01010111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01001101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110101 01100100 00101110 00100000

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Ultimate Head of Threat Assessment

Name - Zeno Bell

Residence - BALLISTA HQ

Hive City Rank - Sinner, Soon-to-be Black Vanguard

Unique Qualities - Demon, Power of Electricity, Owns a assassination organization, S-ranked Criminal

Experience - 20+ kills since arrival with a 100% Kill ratio. Knowledge in corporations, assassination, fixations, and manipulation of masses

Preferred Department - Threat Assessment

Preferred Rank -  Ultimate Head

Why should we hire you? - We are all here to achieve a improved standard in this city. I shall be sure no one gets in the way of our goals. Training, assessment, and causing the force behind me to break the walls before us. I will get the job done. 

[[ In the mailroom for BALLISTA, one would be able to find a red envelope. Eventually making its way to Zeno, if he were to open it up, one would find a rather curt message, delivered on a very pristine looking letter. ]]

“ Welcome to the group.

Don’t mess up. You’re tasked with protecting us, with delivering a powerful offense. You’re pretty sure what you should be doing anyway. What am I saying?

Don’t fuck up. Your check comes in every Monday.

Glad to have you on board.

ʕ•̬͡•ʔ “

Signed,

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Name - Just call me Yuura.

Residence - District Epsilon

Hive City Rank - Nobody.

Unique Qualities - Aside from my natural affinity for the darkness? I have a sharp tongue and I do know the anatomical structure of the human body like the back of my hand. Also, I am a necromancer by profession, my specialty being death. Can’t help but save that for last.

Experience - I did serve an emperor back home. He let me conduct my experiments in peace, and there was always a need to figure out how to dispose of the rather… grotesque results of our experiments. I did manage to create a new drug back home… maybe I could recreate it here. 

Preferred Department - Scientific Development and Deployment

Preferred Rank - Ultimate Head does sound nice, if you’d allow me to have the rank.

Why should we hire you? - Like I mentioned before, my specialty is death. I could revive someone with ease if given the resources and time. I could also possibly create some really… creative things to distribute to the masses. And besides; you would appreciate someone who can’t die on your side, would you?

[[ Maybe the next morning, you’d receive an ornate letter at your door, with the Enoshima Foundation stamp on the front. ]]

|| A necromancer, huh? You could be handy. As experienced as you might be, Ultimate Head might be a bit of a stretch, but under no circumstances should you be delegated to anything low. And you’ve got just one name. Like Cher, or Prince.

You could make a lot of fun.

You’ll be consulting with Consumer Goods to get some interesting stuff out there, but you’ll get Scientific Development and Deployment. But I’ll be putting you on a Chief Officer role. That way, you get a lot more power when it comes to hands on control in your department. Your department will be Pharmaceuticals and Biological Sciences. 

Good luck! We hope to see some pretty kick-ass stuff from your end. ||

Signed, 

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Name - Queen Ravenna.

Residence - Sector 001, apartment P.

Hive City Rank - Nobody.

Unique Qualities - Strategic expertise, unique morals (so they say), spell casting, eternal youth and beauty.

Experience - As a queen for, dare I admit several kingdoms, I have the most fitting experience of any. Social liberties and law making have been my expertise for centuries.

Preferred Department - Law and civil liberties.

Preferred Rank - To be frank, I know I am fit for the highest offered.

Why should we hire you? - Dear, you would do well not to question me. If you must, know that I have much to offer in all means. Oh, do note that I’ve a wonderful public image. Those who do scheme against my laws, they are no longer alive to continue.

ʕ╯• ⊱ •╰ʔ

{{ At your doorstep, you found find a pink envelope, smelling of perfume, containing the following, on a frilly piece of paper. }}

|| A queen, huh? That could do well for our image, and we always need to look nice in front of everyone else. You certainly meet all the credentials and we’d be happy to make you the Ultimate Head of the Law and Civil Liberties Department. 

Such a post is serious business, which comes with a serious paycheck. Failure to meet expectations will have dire consequences.

You will be given access to company transportation, an office in the main building, located in a classified location, and a seat in the main assembly, which is composed of the other Ultimate Heads. 

You will have three Chief Officers below you, each specializing in Public Relations and Image, Legal Defense and Hostile Takeovers, and Politics. You are to set an agenda for each of these things, to steer your section of the Foundation in whatever direction you think will most benefit the Foundation.

Good luck! ||

Signed,

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Name - Vlad Taltos 

Residence - Sector 003

Hive City Rank - Nobody

Unique Qualities - Problem-solving. Trouble-shooting. Creative thinking. Good with sharp objects. Good at sending a message.

Experience -  I’ve worked in business most of my life. More specifically, the Right Hand of the Jhereg. I’ve run a restaurant, several small storefronts, and a moneylending operation. I’ve also done freelance work. 

Preferred Department - Espionage or threat assessment. 

Preferred Rank - I’m comfortable with working freelance, or, alternately, short-term employment in any department.

Why should we hire you? There aren’t many people who can do what I can do. Try me and see.

ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧

{{ You hear back in the form of a hand-written note, which appears at your doorstep. }}

|| Well, it certainly seems like you’ve got a lot of experience with money and business. Combined with profciency in sharp objects, you’ve got what it takes to be a good captain!

We’ll put you in threat assessment. You’ll be in the subcategory of “Small Businesses and Payment Collection.”

Get something that can crack a knee. I think you know what your job’ll be. 

If anyone asks, you protect small businesses.

Your check will arrive every Monday. ||

Excited to see you start,

The Enoshima Foundation

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Greetings!

“ A warm welcome on this, a very exciting day, the grand opening of the Enoshima Foundation! We expect to do a lot of terrific things in the upcoming future, but as you know, we have a lot of seats to fill.

Please, get the word out to the best of your abilities, so we can get started doing some truly great work. “

~ Enoshima Junko 

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                “ Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor,                                                                 nor should life rest on a single hope. “ - Epictetus Much like an upside down landscape, the Enoshima Foundation looks to turn the usual life of Hive City upside down as well. By helping businesses and common people alike, the Foundation looks to touch upon all lives and improve on them, making the stay in this social experiment one of mutual trust and success.

The Enoshima Foundation looks to spread hope wherever it goes, unifying us all, by making us unique and tapping into who we are deep down inside. With progresses into science, culture and security underway, the Enoshima Foundation seeks to promote the well-being of society everywhere by taking into account how different we all are. Only through community can we overcome and eradicate the problems of yesterday.

Be part of a more hopeful future, today.