Locked Tomb Brainrot Central

Finally decided to stop flooding my main with locked tomb reblogs

[fawntastic]

SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE

[autismking]

how it feels knowing cam and pal are the only two characters we are guaranteed not to see in alecto the ninth

[loumandsbian]

harrowhark isn’t a butch or a femme, but a secret third thing unbeknownst to us (a tangled void of yearning in the shape of a loser gremlin lesbian)

[aulieria-deactivated20250331]

Okay but Sevika from Arcane would’ve made such a good cavalier in The Locked Tomb series. She is so ready to fight and die for a cause, and she would work tirelessly for it (with Silco being her necromancer perhaps…???)

[clit-licker420]

imagine if we do get perfect lytorhood in alecto but its judith and corona

[karlathewitch]

How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.

Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.

Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.

Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.

[wizardpartier]

okay one bone that I have to pick with the tlt fandom is the headcanoning of Harrow as being a constant energy drink/black coffee drinker because in Harrow the Ninth she canonically says she doesn't like strong flavors and that as a child even warm water with lemon in it was too strong for her. I think a monster energy would kill Harrow the way people on here like to joke about a dorito killing a medieval peasant

[amitylightwood]

Look, sometimes, when God is being a donglord, you have to let the Earth's Little-space Ghost drive a Ford F-150 jesus-style atop the river of the dead with two parents folded together pushing the gas pedal, a six legged dog in the back seat maintaining her razor thin will to live, to get to the ancient goth planet on the other side of the galaxy, while the former goth planet slave, now indestructible corpse prince, sarcastically rides shotgun. Average Thursday I'd say.

[daily-spooky]

[lyctorihardlyknowher000]

camilla and palamedes core

[thanergetic-hyperlinks]

—Nona and Varun the Eater, Nona the Ninth, ch. 27

—present-time John Gaius, Nona the Ninth, John 5:4

John is part Resurrection Beast, and his Empire parallels what RBs do—reenact the original murder over and over.

[monsterfkr]

Harrow is the funniest person alive. She has not one, but TWO hot women batting for her. A high femme and a butch who literally died for her. And yet she’s like… mm bones 🦴

[autismking]

ough

[elfieafterdark]

Rest in peace my beautiful, grumpy, muse. The ever critical Mommymorn.

Shame you didn't get a chance at forgiveness, but one of your best friends is a humongous lying dick head. And you reacted appropriately.

At least you're with your beloved cavalier now. Sleep well darling.

😔🙏💐🪦

[cigfigsfan]

POV your 12 year old coworker keeps saying insane shit

[karlathewitch]

Imagine you wake up one day, and your day gets interrupted by the funeral of your coworker, who went batshit insane over her gf's death, leaving you with your two other coworkers, who you hate. One of them drops the biggest, worst news (we all gonna die), and your boss, whom you try to tolerate, introduces the new interns to you: A weird, one armed blonde, and this weird nun, who wears a pillowcase mask, randomly starts to bleed from every orifice, and throws up. And people are suprised why you are angry all the time

You're Mercymorn, Saint of Joy.

[m0thy94]

I need a What We Do in the Shadows type thing but about Jod and his lyctors on the mithraeum

[whale-guts]

mercymorn, augustine, and cytherea's thoughts every day for over five hundred years