Detective R. Gukgak

Serious Inquiries Only // Riz Gukgak RP Blog Icon by @rizsnt

[detectivergukgak]

Welcome to the blog of Licensed Private Investigator R. Gukgak.

If you have any questions regarding:

Cases that you want someone to look into

Cases that are already being investigated, but you want a second opinion

Cases that you don’t think others would take seriously

Then I’d be more than willing to help you.

(Anonymous or otherwise.)

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this is a roleplay blog for riz from fantasy high! i’ve been seeing other fantasy high blogs around, and i wanted to make a riz one.

any interactions are okay and encouraged, because i know that in canon the bad kids would probably use riz’s “official detective blog” as a way to contact him (even if they can contact him in other ways lol)

[train-wrex]

Switching from "roleplay is weird" Twitter to "roleplay accounts are super big here" Tumblr is so jarring. Like what do you mean Arthur Aguefort is just. Here. On my feed.

[detectivergukgak]

// ooc: arthur aguefort always finds a way

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

THERE ARE MORE YORBS?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

only depends. on your Heart ❤️ and your faith 🛐 of what 1 once was cradled Btween my fingies (hehhoooo)

[detectivergukgak]

are you saying i need to believe in the sun in order for there to be a s*n yorb?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

care full their now young rizBert. do not sensor in that ways… might alert The sin… yourb….

[detectivergukgak]

THE SIN YORB?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

😈😈😰

[detectivergukgak]

WHAT?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

THERE ARE MORE YORBS?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

only depends. on your Heart ❤️ and your faith 🛐 of what 1 once was cradled Btween my fingies (hehhoooo)

[detectivergukgak]

are you saying i need to believe in the sun in order for there to be a s*n yorb?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

care full their now young rizBert. do not sensor in that ways… might alert The sin… yourb….

[detectivergukgak]

THE SIN YORB?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

THERE ARE MORE YORBS?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

only depends. on your Heart ❤️ and your faith 🛐 of what 1 once was cradled Btween my fingies (hehhoooo)

[detectivergukgak]

are you saying i need to believe in the sun in order for there to be a s*n yorb?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

what do you know about yorbs? are there multiple?

- @detectivergukgak

well What, pray tellme youngGuk Gak. do you think is the Son ☀️ and the Stairs ⭐️

[detectivergukgak]

THERE ARE MORE YORBS?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

YOU WERE IN A COMA?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

who TOLD you….. or was ti. your detec tive skillzz……

[detectivergukgak]

you JUST said “coma”

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

u cant prove litchrally anyThing. i HATE YOU [slams my door, sobs]

[detectivergukgak]

the proof is RIGHT THERE. also, why are you typing out actions

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

u n3v3r l3t m3 d0 anyth1ng….

-Arthur

[detectivergukgak]

is this some sort of code??

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

YOU WERE IN A COMA?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

who TOLD you….. or was ti. your detec tive skillzz……

[detectivergukgak]

you JUST said “coma”

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

u cant prove litchrally anyThing. i HATE YOU [slams my door, sobs]

[detectivergukgak]

the proof is RIGHT THERE. also, why are you typing out actions

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

YOU WERE IN A COMA?

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

who TOLD you….. or was ti. your detec tive skillzz……

[detectivergukgak]

you JUST said “coma”

[arthur-motherfucking-aguefort]

hrm.mm. coma ?!

[detectivergukgak]

YOU WERE IN A COMA?

[detectivergukgak]

Anyone know any curses that involve talismans?

[dontaskmeforprophecies]

My sister knows a lot about curses, but depending on what happened, I could just cast remove curse for you?

[detectivergukgak]

Apparently I’ve been cursed and I need to find a talisman to remove it, but we should try remove curse first. Just in case.

[dontaskmeforprophecies]

That sucks, who cursed you?

[detectivergukgak]

Some anonymous asker! No idea if they actually cursed me, and they only said that I’d “never find peace.” Can you even curse someone through a crystal website?

[detectivergukgak]

Anyone know any curses that involve talismans?

[dontaskmeforprophecies]

My sister knows a lot about curses, but depending on what happened, I could just cast remove curse for you?

[detectivergukgak]

Apparently I’ve been cursed and I need to find a talisman to remove it, but we should try remove curse first. Just in case.

[detectivergukgak]

Anyone know any curses that involve talismans?

[detectivergukgak]

Hello Riz "the ball" Gutgak.

I have cursed you for 1,000 years.

You will not find peace until you find my hidden talisman.

Happy hunting...

… You cursed me without even spelling my name right?

[tieflingash]

Okay so, social security numbers don’t matter in the Hells. Identities are stolen all the time down there, with or without SSNs. So theoretically you’re fine, but also you should probably find the guy who’s committing fraud under your name. I don’t know if fraud exists in the Hells either, but you should probably find that guy anyways.

- @detectivergukgak

Thank you friend

[detectivergukgak]

You’re welcome.

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[tieflingash]

@oracool-of-dance help!

[oracool-of-dance]

Do you need me to physically fight this person? Where are you?

[tieflingash]

I’m in hell but they have my social security number somehow!!!!

[oracool-of-dance]

Oh! I don't know what to do about that exactly, I'm not very good with technology or legal stuff.

@detectivergukgak could you look into this??

[detectivergukgak]

I’m not a law guy, you know this, dude! But yeah, I can look into it. Would social security numbers even exist in hell?? Why would they need to be socially secure…

[detectivergukgak]

vultures, yea or nay?

- vulture anon

Yea!

If anyone else answers nay then I’m not associated with them. Don’t punish me for a non-unanimous decision.