Dethany's Mortuary

Follow Dethany Dendrobia's adventures as a Corporate Goth.

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COMIC KINGDOM INTERVIEW

I was pleased and honored to be interviewed by Alex Garcia for Comics Kingdom's podcast series! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOrvtkWCpYk

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Easter eggs

The Office Oracles, Dethany and Fi, dress up as bunnies to illustrate the various forms of Easter eggs to be found in the workplace. Locate them soon…before they start to smell! https://youtu.be/Vte6zZfpJS8

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DETHANY AND SELF-PROTECTION

A career can be a fragile thing, and it faces numerous hazards in the mean streets of the modern workplace. The Office Oracles, Dethany and Fi, provide advice on how to safeguard your prospects. https://youtu.be/sL5IWKa9e4I

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VALENTINES MERGERS

Rose Trellis gives her perspective on mergers and acquisitions, bringing the spirit of Valentine's Day into the equation. Dethany, as always, stands offstage making known her own feelings on the matter. https://youtu.be/p587aUXJ0WI

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MARS UPDATE

Dethany and Fi, the Office Oracles, have been the project managers of Fastrack's Mars initiative for a year now and they give their first annual progress report on the mission which is still in the early stages. So far nothing has actually gone into space, but that event is on the orbital horizon. https://youtu.be/pBwCQ0DOzbg

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Fastrack Xmas merch

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On The Fastrack 2026 Wall Calendar

Stay on schedule (and slightly offbeat) with the On the Fastrack 2026 Wall Calendar! Featuring Dethany Dendrobia and the quirky crew from Bi

ON THE FASTRACK Glass Ornament

Get festive with ON THE FASTRACK's cheerful goth, Delaney. This  glass ornament hangs from a gold ribbon for decorative placement around the

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Dethany the Goth Snowwoman

Dethany and Fi, the Office Oracles, turn into winter characters inspired by Frosty the Snowman to discuss the importance of keeping one’s career moving…even without the aid of a magic top hat. https://youtu.be/HUkI4nz5s3w

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Dethany Goes Behind the Scenes

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Dethany and the Haunted Workplace

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HALLOWEEN GIFTS FROM DETHANY

Dethany Halloween merch on the Comics Kingdom Store! Scented candles, socks and a wall pennant! Perfect gift-giving options for the spooky person in your life. https://shop.comicskingdom.com/products/on-the-fastrack-dethany-cauldron-candle https://shop.comicskingdom.com/products/on-the-fastrack-creep-it-chic-dethany-socks https://shop.comicskingdom.com/products/on-the-fastrack-dethany-s-spooktacular-greeting-wall-pennant

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Halloween gifts from Dethany

Dethany Halloween merch on the Comics Kingdom Store! Scented candles, socks and a wall pennant! Perfect gift-giving options for the spooky person in your life. https://shop.comicskingdom.com/products/on-the-fastrack-dethany-cauldron-candle https://shop.comicskingdom.com/products/on-the-fastrack-creep-it-chic-dethany-socks https://shop.comicskingdom.com/products/on-the-fastrack-dethany-s-spooktacular-greeting-wall-pennant

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Dethany makes her annual trip to the Atlanta’s #Dragoncon, exhuming herself to the Comic and Pop Artist Alley. Here she cosplays as Betty Boop, Rocky Horror’s Columbia, Wicked’s Elphaba and one of the K-Pop Demon Hunters. https://youtu.be/q0qFAtZk3ws

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EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION

Dethany and Fi offer ways for managers to show appreciation for employees, whether they like it or not. The Office Oracles also provide reasons that they should. https://youtu.be/K-jx6h-nheo

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MOVING ON

In truth, it had been a while since Carl and Leona had truly needed Ophelia’s caregiving of Savanna. The little rhino/lion had been ready to attend day care with groups of children for some time, and they kept Ophelia on the job mostly because of how much they liked her calming presence within their family unit. Still, all good things must end. (A traditional carnivore saying.)

Ophelia also knew it was time, so she was happy when Leona told her about a pregnant rabbit she knew. Actually, Ophelia had already met Donna at Rudy and Fiona’s wedding, but a lot of other things had occurred that day.

The main consideration was cost. Donna and Edward need the free childcare provided by the Rabbit Warren, so Ophelia had to join their list of approved caregivers. That’s a multistep process, and not everyone passes. The only thing that would have held her back was the background check, since there’s no record of “Ophelia Turtle” prior to three years ago. However, in a society of prey, that’s not uncommon.

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Fi's Parenting Advice

Fi draws on her own parenting experiences to discuss the resources available to those trying to balance workplace responsibilities and the demands of caregiving. As with anything involving childcare, your mileage may vary. https://youtu.be/g6Pmnsf0r4c

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Dethany's Job Search

Dethany and Fi, the Office Oracles, don their flower identities to offer advice on seeding one’s career growth after graduation, while avoiding the wrong kind of corporate fertilizer. https://youtu.be/h3rx2dsJcmA