DethMoms

A roleplay blog for Dethklok's moms. They're all wine drunk

[dethmoms-blog]

Wwecolme to our blog. We are the mothers of the band Dethklok here starting our own fun blog on tumbler. 😊

Hello! This is the mod, @jinglyjangly-theclowm speaking! This is a roleplay blog for the Dethmoms! Please read the rules below before interacting :)

1. Mod is a minor! Please do not attempt to engage in ANYTHING sexual/ERP based with the characters on this blog. Mild flirting/sexual jokes are fine

2. No DNI list as of now. If there's anybody I don't want interacting with me, I'll js block them

3. Mod uses BST time: All that means is that I might not respond to your asks right away! Sorry D:

That's all the rules as of now! I don't have many hcs for these guys, unlike my other blogs, but the typefaces for each character on this blog are below the cut! Please check those before interacting :) thanks!

Wine-Red sparkle blinky by @cursed-carmine if your blinkies are featured here and youd like me to add credits/remove them, comment on this post and I'll do it ASAP!

Rose will speak in yellow typeface!

Molly will speak in purple typeface

Stella will schpeak in green typefasche

Survetta will speaks ins red typesface

Anja will speaks in blues typesface, howevers, she is most likelys to speaks with emojis only 🙂

Mod speaks in white typeface with "///mod:" beforehand

[amiuwumay]

ОНА ТАКАЯ СЛЭЭЭЙ🫦🫦🫦

[dethmoms-blog]

I like cookies

I bake 😊

[dethcanons]

Serveta needs to be the center of attention, or she’ll make a scene. When Skwisgaar and Týr started bonding, she wasn’t happy for them. She was bitter that they seemed to care more about each other than her. That’s why she cheated. She didn’t even try to be discreet, she wanted to be caught in the act. She knows very well how bad Skwisgaar felt as a child finding her in that situation, but she isn’t sorry. She’s very good at manipulating others and doesn’t even feel bad about it.

Anonymously submitted

[dethcanons]

Rose likes Pusheen the cat.

She browses the official site every day, looking for new posts. Once a month, she buys one thing with this pretty cat. Her favorite thing from this store is her wallet and mug.

Submitted by @gildapemborke

[dethcanons]

The Dethmoms were interviewed on Ellen for a mother’s day special. Rose Explosion was the only Dethklok mother to tell positive stories about her son.

Anonymously submitted

[steveinaspeedo]

[hungwy]

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

[dethmoms-blog]

I have a fun question!! What did you all think about the rest of the band when your kids finally introduced you?

I wasn't quite sure about them, especially not Magnus when he was still around... I thought Pickles looked, well, like a bit of a wreck. Murderface seemed a little violent, too... Skwisgaar seemed- well, fine, I mean. I quite like Sweden. I like ABBA, so he was okay.... Toki was a lovely boy, I wasn't sure he had a few screws loose, if you see what I mean? Not that that would've been a bad thing!

That Barrels and Snakes shit was bad enough- I thought half of the guys were women at first. Nathan was quiet. I don't like quiet. I never liked Skwisgaar. Murderface smelled like shit. Magnus was quiet, too- but Toki was loud. I don't like loud.

I never mets Magnus. Euh... I thoughts Nathan was rather attraktskives. I likes men like dat, all mysterious and quiets. Pickles lookeds like some hobo. I coulds tell Moidaface was oglings me. Toki was nice- his Swedish was okays.

...I didn't like them. I thought they were unholy. I see now that Toki loves his friends... his brothers...

I wasch wondering how the fuck they put up with William. Eschpeschially that Schkiwschgaar kid; way too pretty to be around my Will. I liked Picklesch' attitude. I thought Nathan wasch kind of a loscher. Oh, and Magnusch wasch a dick, and Toki'sch too loud

[dethmoms-blog]

Murderface is the sexiest member of dethklok

Grossch.

[dethmoms-blog]

What should you do when your kid only eats apples or something paired with apples

- @blood0squirt

Skwisgaar was likes dat. You just stop offerings dem de thing dey wants until dey eats more things.

[blood0squirt]

SHE GOTTA EAT THO

[dethmoms-blog]

Just tells her she ams gots to eat what you offers or she goes to beds hungry

[blood0squirt]

Isn't that some form of abuse or negligence?

[dethmoms-blog]

It workeds for Skwisgaar.

[dethmoms-blog]

I just founds some old pictures of Skwisgaar from when he did modellingsk as a kid. Heuh.

[dethmoms-blog]

What should you do when your kid only eats apples or something paired with apples

- @blood0squirt

Skwisgaar was likes dat. You just stop offerings dem de thing dey wants until dey eats more things.

[blood0squirt]

SHE GOTTA EAT THO

[dethmoms-blog]

Just tells her she ams gots to eat what you offers or she goes to beds hungry

[dethmoms-blog]

What should you do when your kid only eats apples or something paired with apples

- @blood0squirt

Skwisgaar was likes dat. You just stop offerings dem de thing dey wants until dey eats more things.

[dethmoms-blog]

What do you think are the chances your kids are gay and would you still love them if they were

I would love Nathan no matter who he brought home 💕

Not under my roof.

I gots nothings against fairies, but I thinks dat he ams sleeps with enough girls to disproves it

...I do not thinks Toki would do dat...

I fucking raisched that kid, of coursche he'sch a fucking faggot

[dethmoms-blog]

This question is just for Mrs. Explosion! Mrs. Explosion, since you live in Florida, have you ever eaten alligator? I am just curious because lots of people from Florida have!

Maybe once or twice? Oscar quite enjoys it!

[dethmoms-blog]

I LOVE WILLIAM MURDERFACE

Well, I'm glad schomeone doesch. I owe Thunderbolt scho much fucking money.

[dethmoms-blog]

Can I marry your grandson

Are you, like, trying to get a mental dischorder?